The Worst Things in Halesowen, West Midlands*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Too many stinking Yemenis
• halesowen is the most over rated over priced shitest little town i've ever known the estate agents try and sell you a dream that halesowen is a affluent area when really it is just some crap little black country back water town full of old people and asylum seekers!
• halesowen is now full of filthy f**king taliban loving anti western minded stinking paki's enough said!
• The flats near the skatepark, and that Trinity isnt opened just for skaters, as it is amazing!
• THE MAN WHO ALWAYS WALKS AROUND THE TOWN WITH A BAG OF NEWSPAPERS HE STINKS PROPER BAD AND ALWAYS COMES IN ALL THE SHOPS AND YOU CAN SEE ALL THE ASSISTANTS IN THE SHOP EITHER WALK AWAY OR GET THE AIR FRESHENER OUT. I WOULD KNOW THIS CUS IVE BEEN IN THE SITUATION
• All the Arabs and Yemens GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER! Hanging out on the front of the town beating up others but the coppas do nothing!
• crap coppers...never there when you need em, the idiots that hang around the bus shelter, coming on with the Big I AM...oh and the pros and smackheads.
• The scuffers, too many charity shops, too many estate agents, too many banks...
• Why is Somers Square round?
• The fact that it's IN the Midlands.
• The people of Halesowen are just scummy alcoholics. If not, they're smackheads.
• The intellegence of the people, the people & the inhabitants
• The obvious - brown heads and bost wenches!!
• full of black country yam yams who have awful accents and crap bleeched blonde hair cuts and thats the blokes! you don't wanna see the women!
• Not quite as good as Stourbridge
• The smackheads and the grumbling old gits.
• the whole bloody town i should know I live there
• It's too near Stourbridge for sane people. Hayley Green is full of nouveau riche Mondeo men.
• the smackheads
• Why must stupid little children race their souped up Mk2 Escorts around the top floor of a multi storey? It must be to show off their 'supa doopa loud exhaust' Never mind girls... one day you will be allowed to drive on REAL roads, just like daddy! (If you knew him, of course)
• Being part of Dudley Metropolitan Borough. Halesowen used to be in Worcestershire (and earlier still Shropshire) and have its own Mayor and Council, we've never been linked with Dudley until the 1970's, Council control will never change and so they don't care about the town. Bring back Borough status!
• The town is full of bigoted, denture-gnawing, Nissan Micra driving old gits who complain about virtually everything to the local toilet paper (The Halesowen News) every week.
• There's nothing to do ever. Unless you are 70 and have a buspass. Then there's loads of places to go.

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Last updated: 2011-07-09