Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars in Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire*

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• yea its all about eddies and minnies and castle but its all but shit really full of chavs that want fights it seems. we need the old rjs back and waterfront for many messy nights
• matisse is a shit whole lets be fair the hentons fuked it up with their stupid bullyish ways think they ran halfor get on ur bike mate and fuk off u bunch of tramps. its all about eddies the only decent pub in hwest atm even though its cheese its a good laf and marks a ledg. all the bouncers are perverts over matisse and im sure that its jus a shock that the slutty uder15's wiv short skirts and seethgrough tops get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ok this is a difficult choice, because there is all of 2 nightclubs, niether of them are anything special, infact as night clubs go their "sh#t" but it depends what you looking for, if your looking to pull a young ladie then get your self to matisse, theres plenty in there, check them for id (ask scalie boy or the heartbreaker/thug of the family if you unsure" and roam around, stumbling though the crowds and find your juliet, if shes goodlooking chances are so would have half the men so be ready to fight for you ladie, if you manage to fight them off then take to the dance floor for the big hits! that are played in the same order week after week after week. on the other hand go to minnis, cue up for an hour in the rain make you way up thoese wooding stairs and get ready to back into the "80's" its like a cattle market but the music is better "especially when steve brairs is onfire" but dont cause trouble or you'll be taking a trip down them stairs on the outside of the building, ouch
• THE BEST PLACE TO GO IS THE OLD RJS BUILDING I HEAR THAT THEY HAVE A CRACKING SOUND SYSTEM AND THEY DON'T MESS WITH DRUG PUSHERS
• on july 11 2006 i was speaking to trog by the way my name is andrew and he is evry well indeed.He now working at former RJs building and he says he loves it as he is working with former friends and making new ones all the time.
• reguarding last entry about trog he was not taken by aliens he was last seen at the quay and andrew is now married with two children and one on the way.
• Did you know that minnies is a death trap with only three fire escapes what would happen if their was a fire the area is made of wood.And no way for disabled people to go in because of the winding stairs.Only RJs had the best enterances around and very helpfull doorstaff.

• mattise is the place to be,awsome nite out!me n my m8 heva r ther evry wekknd wivout a doubt!!fit boys,good music,loadsa space,wot more cud u want!!definetly not minnies.
• minnies .. always good when DJ James kershaw plays -who ever wrote the underneath needs his head read- contenders steve briers, and toby ellis need i say more?
• MINNIES old but needing a make over still best nite in town thou exept when ignorent KERSHAW S spinin the disks HE S SHIT!!!!!!
• where's Trog gone? he used to be a doorman on matisse,must have been abducted by aliens or somthing...there's always tag though, nice chap
• Eddie's isn't too bad, but can be a bit busy.
• kings arms brill hawaiin night 18th sept sun 7.30 owards fancy dress beach wear hula skirts free food games and prizes....
• matisse has remarkably young clientle. minnies is the same hole 15 years later same decor.£ expensive drinks 4 60 doubles

• The shark used to rule, back in 2000.I used to drink there quite a bit. dont see why everyone feels so bad about it. it used to be busy and a good place to hang. People put too much negative on everything. remember the good times. Even tho there was a bit too much Limp bizkit.
• MINNIES IS GREAT,IM ONLY 21 AND ENJOY GOING THERE APART FROM THE SUMMER MONTHS WHEN SQUADDIES GO THEY JUST CAUSE TROUBLE BRING IT ON!!!!!!
• The doormen on Matisse are drug pushing pricks!
• ...............get on a bus and go to Chequers in Tenby!!!
• These clubs - Matisse (the new rjs), pop - Minnies again pop music, Waterfront have not been there for a while but it is still going, and also The Venue Which do you reckon is better matisse or minnies? have you even been to these places and what did you think? I have and found matisse very 60's looking inside and a good laugh, I went on the opening night which was not too hot - too many bigwigs to spoil the fun! But have been a few times since and found it can be a great night out - loads more room than minnies too. still really like minnies although its so dark inside and wooden - could do with an update to brighten it up somehow...
• MATISSE (OR MATTRESS)!! WHERE`S BIN LADEN WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!! AND THE VENUE......SHIT!!!!
• Eddies - the place to bee!Q
• if only metalheadz were half as good as RJs
• minnies is full of squaddie pricks
• Minnies is quite good these days, get there early or you'll have to q
• What the fuck happened to THE ZONE that place will never work as a club some one should turn it into a lap dancing club instead!
• thank god RJ's is reopening but not as night club i hear that MINNIES might close down due to the new rules that it should be fitted with a lift for disabled uesrs
• There are sum gud clubs and pubs in Harford but u then get sum pretty shitty ones 2. The Waterfront was GUD at one point every1 was going there, thats where i made a few mistakes.Now the Venue is gettin good myself finks its crap. Minnies is 4 the oldies and the knobs head on a Sunday night! The Frairs is gud 4 entertainment, the castle is alot and the lower 3 is shit
• at the moment thier is only one night club in this town and that is MINNIES and it is a death trap with only 3 fire exits i think, and no facilities for the disabled people of this wonderful town
• The Venue!!!!!
• RJ's closed....then the Venue opened....we always said the Llewellyn's would make a hash of it. I hear (and see) that their precious venue has bombed!!!
• Until RJ's re-opens the waterfront is the place to be.... pleanty of fights, pleanty of women.
• poor/lame,minnies/waterfront.RJs now closed,ahh will never again get to experience the hoards of townies and kids crammed into that overpriced excuse of a club,saying that (hey i've heared harsher things said) i think everyone who has been there frequently will slag it off yet always have stories to tell of some great night out there,come on i know u do!!! and what the hell was/is the zone all about???
• RJ's lives
• at the moment theirs is only one night club and that is minnies but thats a death trap but shortly yhe quau will be opening there night club.
• RJ's has closed, thank goodness. Where will all the kiddies go now?
• Now that RJ's Is closed lets hope we have a decent night club with no teenage kids. I want a night club not a creche.
• RJ'S CLOSED
• andy here just one more thing you can try and get into RJs but beware they are now clamping down.
• just to say that the Bristol Trader and The Barking Shark has been sold with Rjs on the market.
• RJ'S and MINNIES
• RJS and Minnies if you don't like them don't go, no need too slag them off the djs do there job and the doormen keep it safe
• Minnies Nitespot open wed, fri, sat, sun guaranteed no under 18s branded drinks hassle free fun for the older person for a change open until 2am
• My fav is barking shark as rj's is not as good even thou its bigger crap music crap djs but it's fun going up and down stairs!!
• the only place in town that is decent at the moment is the friars, the bouncer is a babe! and really friendly! rjs is ok, if u like seeing old men all over young girls & hard nut townies out looking for a fight. HAHA! u townies r never gonna move out of haverfordwest!!!!!UNLUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• RJ's, teeny bopper's heaven. I agree that it's a safer place to be now that "hard-core Steff" has gone. Big hello to Timmy McMini, Chris Lee and the one and only KRISTEL HARROW! She's the life and soul of every party and just loves getting her baps and flaps out! Miss ya girl ;-D
• haverfordwest golf club and rugby club!
• RJ's is pathetic! full of merlins bridge tinkers! you know who you are? jumping around to ameriacan pie showing off their battle scars to one another after last saturdays dapping from the neyaland boys come on! same time this saturday boys? minnies is also bad, but the women are a bit classier, not much more though this is pembrokeshire. ps
• RJ's!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Are you all mad? RJs is the best!!!!
• reguarding the last entry the best rope man was andrew john he was very strict but very polite to customers.He was also a male entertainer for hen-nights and birthday parties.He is now working for the night club as a first aider.The D.Js are still playing the same type of music.But beware the cloakroom has a much better person running it if you want your coat well looked after then come to her but don't forget she is getting married to the first aider next year.SO BEWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• HELLO THERE!Rjs is a quality club,with the trendiest clubbers around, never a dull moment in Haverfordwest,except on fridays and saturdays. The music is of exceptional quality, you may even hear the top tunes from Ibiza, played by the top dj,marcy marc.Occasionaly there is evo,GOOD LAUGH & ALL!!(hello mum!) Ah yes & then there would be djs,QUALITY,absolute quality,grockles galore,good if on the pull,always 1 somewhere(over the rainbow)
• If you have mastered the art of dancing on empty bottles then rj's is the place to be. it has a stage (2ft by 3ft) which has hosted many renditions of the "full monty." But if you dare ask the DJ for a tune, then you'd better beware of the Tim, the rope man, for he shall restrict you passing. he is the successor of "hard-core steff" not to be met down a dark alley.
• The old Masonic. Roller skating upstairs and the over 21 disco downstairs. Those were the days.
• Right, a few truths about RJ's. The working conditions there are appaling. i speak from experience, and i tell you done work there.
• barking shark, decent music cool people(get there before 7:00 because the bouncer ins't there, and on friday it's a pound a pint between 7;00 'n' 8:00). rock night in minnies is meant to be great
• Please I have been going down West all my life and I have to be honest that haverfordwest have hardly any clubs. Oh right the pubs are okay but for the younger person as of myself I don't enjoy going out on the weekend's to have a drink with a few middle aged tourists. So are my wrong and is there a bigger thing going on down in Haverfordwest.
• No decent nightclubs in Harford. RJs and Mini's are both shite with RJs being a jail bait haunt.
• RJ's and MINNIES are the two biggest scum holes Ive ever had the misfortune to frequent. Not only that, they are expensive as well!! Come on somebody, nothing new has opened in Haverfordwest for at least the last 15 years!! whats going on? Treat our young people with some respect!!
• RJ's is only a place to go to if you want to look ancient, even if you are only 20, all of them in there seem to have kept their youthful complexions remarkably well. Minnies isn't much better, but on some nights if your about 40 you will feel remarkably young as the clientele seem to age rather quickly.
• R.J.S IS THE PLACE TO BE IF YOUR UNDER 14. BUT GIRLS BEWARE OF CHRIS ASHTON THE KING CROW COS HE'LL BE WATCHING YOU!
• Join The Lads In The Shark Chill To The Tunes While Victoria Harries Table Dances And Ian Studley Has His Sisters Dildo Shuffed Up His Fat Arse Place To Be
• Weeknight Minnies - if you want some squaddy lovin', Weekend - RJ's for guaranteed pullage, Saturday - Concept (waterfront) it's the least cheesy - honest!!
• As far as pubs and clubs go the Barking Shark and Concept are the only places where you don't have to get off your face to have fun, but we do recommend drinking copius amounts of alcohol in both. The music is good too.(shark juke box,nirvana and limp bizcuit). As for RJ's ,I wouldn't p*SS on it if it was on fire the reason being I don't like white lightening drinking, kev car driving, 12 year old sh*gg*ng(no exaggeration), TOWNY MUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• RJs were its hapenning for 14-16 year olds Phil Fleece the fat man on the door Lets any 14 year old in if their wearing a skirt so kids if your fed up of your youth club RJs is the place to be!
• R.J's is geat for picking up dirty girls, for a fun night round the back of the old council building. While it still standing....
• You can't beat Minnies on a Wednesday night - and then to Martin's after for curry & chips - Givin' It Large !!!
• RJ's - On a Friday night it reminds me of my old days in a creche. Saturdays, now that's what I am talking about. Usually packed with all the regulars and familiar face. Music is tolerable, the ladies are tolerable too.
• Minnies rules - especially when the Royal Mail employees hit the town
• R J's the liveliest night spot in the west. NOT !
• R.J's is a pile of C*A*P and you should avoid it on pain of death( ON THE OTHER HAND IF YOU WANT TO PULL PUBESENT 14 YEAR OLDS THEN ITS THE PLACE FOR YOU)
• "OK, how's about a mention for RJ's nightclub which has the most efficient, reliable, nice, doormen in the whole of the UK especially Bob the man on the door who will admit ALMOST anyone with a friendly word and grin (especially if they're female!!!)" Thanks,Bob Simister (the man on the door at RJ's)
• Youth Club Mon, Thurs, Fri, Sat 7.00-10.30.
• Debretts and Kings night clubs.
• The best night club? There is not a real good one but Minies will do.
• RJ's - 2 dance floors, one up one down, can be scary mid-week. Minnies - popular on Weds - usually a queue to get in though
• Oh! It's gotta be said....RJ's, Minnies....they're not brilliant - but what do you expect? Stringfellows (or the Welsh equivalent????)
• RJs for its sticky carpets, watered down, overpriced beer and user friendly bouncers. not.

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