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  • Once shared a flight to Dublin in 1989 with THFC team who were on their way to a pre-season friendly, spotted Terry Venables, Gary Linneker, Chris Hughton, Erik Thorsvedt and sick bag friendly Paul Gasgoigne. Worse still the airline concerned laid on an a meal of smoked salmon sandwiches and clotted cream scones, something they wouldn't normally do.
  • On my travels I've spotted Kenny Ball, Acker Bilk, Jeremy Paxman, actor and musician Zoot Money and Eldorado actor Roland Curram.
  • Just about everyone has passed through here - I saw that overpaid, underworked unfunny jew git David Baddiel here one time. "Who ever said you were funny you big shit for a laugh?" and then punched him I nearly did. Away and take your face for a shit you unfunny talentless fuck.

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Last updated: 2012-08-17

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