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The Worst Things in Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire*

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  • Muppet chavs wanting a fight 'coz you lookd at me funny innit' 'Wot you lookin at ill blade ya.'
  • The worst thing about Hemel is having to leave to come back to London.
  • having everyone saying hemel is awful when it is not
  • the 'benny end crew'
  • Most of Hemel is crap, sprawling council estates full of chavs. Amazing amount of 15 year old mothers. Strange lack of ethnic minorities..Don't know why that is.
  • the latest fasion accessory is a new born baby.
  • New born babies are the latest accesory, especially if your under 16.
  • it's unfounded reputation.....so some people lack style and talk all 'emel like....but we have class and i've yet to meet a hemel inhabitant who won't help someone in trouble.
  • Gypsys and the kev boys that seem to overrun Hemel.
  • there is to many people.
  • The good old Hemelite! Hemelites are the cock-suckers who: - Listen to Garage - Drink Stella - Love Wally world - Love themselves - Wear Hacket Tops & Burbery Caps - Says 'innit!' and 'Ja fink im bovvered!' All in all PRICKS!
  • them townie girls hu stand dere wit all there gold on tryin 2 look hard!!! parthetic
  • LEISURE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • THe fact that losers on this website right a load of crap about places they have never been.
  • Walking on Grovehill Playing Fields, knowing that the road and part of the field is covered in sewerage and that the Council are doing nothing about it. see www.20six.co.uk/hypnodragon to find out more
  • people
  • Boy Racers, Fat girls in tight clothes. 16-18 girls who think they are cool but have no idea about anything. Every peasant who thinks Garage music is cool. Reality check it isn't , The Manics , Jam , Strokes , good guitar bands wipe the floor with Garage. Peoplein Hemel who have no dress sense.
  • The old BP site in town
  • over priced shops and entertaiment.
  • wher do i start
  • 'emel townies.
  • Not enough curry houses
  • Cheapo Web-sites with lack of interest.
  • the people, although there is plenty to do in hemel, i am discouraged to do it because of the kevs and sharons who are bound to be there. Its not good!!
  • All the shops (except Virgin) are closed on Sunday.
  • there are a hell of a lot of really ugly people
  • full of mad people
  • The West Side Posse (notorious gang in Grovehill)
  • Its full to the brim of Kevins and Sharons. Find a bloke without an earring, tattoes, shaven head and a vest and its your lucky night!
  • Annoying lack of things to do. They got rid of our bowling alley ages ago. But Jarman Fields has been open for some time now, and yes, it does have good bowling alleys!
  • Hemel is a shit-hole, really.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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