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The Worst Things in Heswall, Merseyside*

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The Worst Things
  • Litter, drunkards, the place generally smells. Also Pensby is not far away, which is a total dive.
  • The Trains. Heswall train station is a fraud. There are NO trains! Scallys coming in from outside to hang around different street corners, and local scally wannabess who are just pitiful. Some people are quite snobby in Heswall, but you just have to avoid the places they go to. Which means a lot of places
  • Slak, no clubs, nothin to do after 11.30 except smoke
  • The traffic lights on Pensby Road/Telegraph Road and the way cars are parked on double yellow lines in the center.
  • Everyone is on the dole, or dealers. Really industrial. You get the smells from North Wales and also the Mersey!
  • Thingwall Ressie. There is not a lot of nice wooded areas - you have to go to Eastham Woods or Dibbinsdale.
  • Too many rich old ladies wading in and out of banks to draw out their millions, and it has created far too many "Of course you can have a pony, Florence" types.
  • The police patrol loads around heswall these days which sucks
  • i hate the way people asuum that people who are teenages and in tracksuits or whatever and they think they are all bad but we are not we don't want to harm anyone we have juat got nowhere else to go alright if you don't like it do somthing about it.......
  • Everyone is loaded so less crime
  • The ******* scallies hanging round Whitfield Common at 11:30 when I'm trying to walk home And why do they still believe that my friends are going to go in for them even though they called us mosh ******* from the other side of the street
  • Posh kids with sad fake scouse accents who acctually think that they are hard. If you see one of them ask them how much daddy earns. Mind you there's no chance of being robbed, why bother when you get so much pocket money.
  • The feeling that Heswall residents are somehow superior to others who live in the area (superior, you must be joking
  • The busies patrol quite alot, not much going on really, no clubs e.t.c
  • NO POP/ROCK BANDS EVER PLAY IN HESWALL. THIS IS A CRYING SHAME!! THERE ARE SHED LOADS OF 20'S & 30ISH (UHH HUMM) PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE HAPPY TO SPEND THEIR HARD EARNED DOSH IN THE OUB IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING TO DO/SEE!!!! CAN ANYONE RELIEVE THIS SORRY STATE OF AFFAIRS.....PLEASE ....QUICK...I'M DYING OF THE BOREDOM!!!!!
  • Nothign to do in Heswall its so boring. The streets are dirty- lots of litter.
  • Certainly not a young person's place to live. Full of old people, i.e 60 plus.
  • The lack of a cinema and leisure centre The lack of a decent bus or train service (from Heswall Hills where I live) You can only park your car for free for a short amount of time. The traffic on a Saturday afternoon. Hard to get to and from Liverpool at night.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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