High Wycombe Message Board: Knowhere Guide

m' Competition, and a 'Dance with a stranger' Competition. Both held on the evening of Saturday 2nd August 2008. To take part in the ProAm competition it will be necessary to be at the venue at 1830 on the Saturday evening.
See below for further details

MODERN JIVE & WEST COAST SWING FREESTYLE, WORKSHOPS & COMPETITION SATURDAY 2ND AUGUST 2008
including the all new
**PROAM JIVE DIVISION **
NORTHWICH MEMORIAL HALL, CHESTER WAY, NORTHWICH CW9 5QJ
UK

SOCIAL COUPLES DIVISION - chose one or more dances from West Coast Swing, Cha Cha, Night Club & Two Step and perform with your regular partner///.

SOCIAL PROAM DIVISION - chose one or more dances from West Coast Swing, Cha Cha, Night Club & 2Step and dance with your teacher/pro. Only the student is scored
(For those interested in dancing with Siobhan, James or Steve please email///

PROAM JIVE DIVISION - perform with your teacher/pro. Only the student is scored (Newcomer/Novice or Intermediate/Advanced divisions apply)
(For those interested in dancing with Siobhan, James or Steve please email dance@headliner.plus.com for further details)///
The Saturday evening social will include modern jive & west coast swing dance with a stranger fun competition together with cabaret performances.

Non Competitor Evening Only Pass �10.00///Non Competitor Full Day Pass �15.00////
Non Competitor Full Weekend Pass �35.00///Social Competitor Full Day Pass (Inc Competition Fees)�25.00///Social Competitor Full Weekend Pass (Inc Competition Fees) �55.00///
This prestigious event is expected to sell-out so reserve your tickets now:

Online : www.headliners.org.uk
Email : dance@headliner.plus.com

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Pigeon Cull	by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 1-Sep-2010
So WDC are gonna do a pigeon cull. It's a shame they don't have a cull for something else begining with P that Wycombe is full of. Re: Pigeon Cull by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 1-Nov-2010 We have some very excellent Peregins here, out west, that we'd be happy to lend you. They could knock the crap outta most of your pigeons and might even take out a few pidgin-English-speaking locals in the process. Most of them are good for 200mph plus on a good day. Reply

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Is there a man out there who can satisfy my needs? I am an interesting widow in my early sixties, and I am still young at heart. I am looking for a local man to keep me warm at night. The best way to find me is via the www dateagranny dot com web site - I would rather you find me there than email me directly - I hope you understand. Sylvia x Re: Need a guy by Fraggle (Member 10103385) on 1-May-2010 Hello you old bitch :] Do you take it up the shitter? I'll supply the lube, yeah? Re: Need a guy by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 1-Nov-2010 Take a look at LubeYou on LubeTube. Reply

It's alive	by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 23-Nov-2009
Siobhan, you're wrong. Knowhere's alive! I saw it move... oh... no... hold on... Sorry, my bad. It was just a bit of gas escaping. Re: It's alive by sabrina babel (Member 10249709) on 15-Jul-2010 Wycombe is a craphole did you know? Re: It's alive by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 30-Jul-2010 That's because I crap in it. Do you like crap? Re: It's alive by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 1-Nov-2010 Hello Marzers, tiz moi, Siobhan, back from the dead! I needed a breather from Knowhere coz it was giving me terminal depression... just the thought of High Wycombe was enough. Gross. But now I'm at a safe distance in leafy Gloucestershire I think I'm up for it again. How are yer? Shivvy x No sex please, I bat for the other side. But thanks for the thought anyroadup. ... more >> Reply

then there was one...	by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 23-Nov-2009
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It's dead	by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 21-Nov-2009
Marwood, you're right... Knowhere's Dead. I'm outta here, nice knowin ya. Siobhan x Re: It's dead by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 23-Nov-2009 For funks sake, you're off? But we didn't even have sex yet. Ho hum. Fare ye well then, Siobhan... fare ye well :) Turn the lights off on your way out will ya, cheers x Reply

USEFUL TIPS AND HINTS - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE	by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 18-May-2009
Save money on expensive address books - Use a telephone directory and simply cross out the names of people you don't know. Re: USEFUL TIPS AND HINTS - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 18-May-2009 Bothered by pesky cats shitting all over your garden? - Buy a rabbit trap (CountryWide stores sell them), bait it with delicious cuts of smoked salmon and position it in the garden shed. Hold the door ajar with a string linked to the trap mechanism. Then, when 'Tibbles' sneaks in for a snack, the trap goes off and the shed door closes. Silent! Later that night drive the little bastard twenty five miles away and let it go. ... more >> Re: USEFUL TIPS AND HINTS - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 21-Jun-2009 Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. Re: USEFUL TIPS AND HINTS - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 21-Jun-2009 Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide out. Re: USEFUL TIPS AND HINTS - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 3-Jul-2009 Turn that box room into a really useful space - use thinner wallpaper. Re: USEFUL TIPS AND HINTS - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 3-Jul-2009 Claim your own space - discourage strangers from sitting near you on a train or bus: as they approach, rub your crotch, let your tongue loll out and stare them in the eyes. Get ready to leave quickly if they nod and sit down next to you. Re: USEFUL TIPS AND HINTS - PLEASE CONTRIBUTE by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 23-Nov-2009 An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. Reply

Knowhere	by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 20-Jan-2009
Re: Knowhere by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 26-Apr-2009 It's shitheads like me that keep this place rockin', grandad. Don't talk to Frank, kids! He's a deluded old C U Next Tuesday. Re: Knowhere by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 18-May-2009 Don't call Marwood a shithead. That's my job. Re: Knowhere by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 21-Jun-2009 Where's Frank gone? I was beginning to like him. Re: Knowhere by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 23-Nov-2009 Oh wanky Frankie. How I miss you so x Reply

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Would Extra Income Make A Diiference to Your Life?	by David Taylor (Member 10103609) on 30-Dec-2008
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MAN WITH A FUCKING VAN - SHITE SERVICE	by ManWithAFuckingVan (Member 10233081) on 28-Oct-2008
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THIS IS BOLLOCKS...	by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 18-Sep-2008
Hello. Re: THIS IS BOLLOCKS... by Siobhan (Member 10155465) on 27-Sep-2008 I'd expect nothing less from you, buddy. Bit sexist, really. So..... OVARIES to you, mate. There!! Siobhan x Re: THIS IS BOLLOCKS... by Marwood (Member 10081762) on 2-Oct-2008 What!? Ok, Siobhan. You can call me a racist, Marxist, a bigamist... ummm... or even pissed. But never, ever sexist! I happen to think women do a wonderful job in the kitchen ;) And my bollocks will out-weigh your ovaries any day of the week, so there. Reply

Modern Jive /WCSwing Workshops and Competitions 2008	by S.B (Member 10184513) on 22-Jun-2008
Dancers from across the Globe will descend on Cheshire to compete at the 'UK Star Studded Championships held at Northwich Memorial Hall on the 1st,2nd & 3rd of August. This is the first time this venue will be used to hold this event, the Saturday evening includes a Modern Jive & West Coast Swing Freestyle. The competition for the first time will have a Modern Jive category, 'UK Modern Jive ProA m' Competition, and a 'Dance with a stranger' Competition. Both held on the evening of Saturday 2nd August 2008. To take part in the ProAm competition it will be necessary to be at the venue at 1830 on the Saturday evening. See below for further details MODERN JIVE & WEST COAST SWING FREESTYLE, WORKSHOPS & COMPETITION SATURDAY 2ND AUGUST 2008 including the all new PROAM JIVE DIVISION NORTHWICH MEMORIAL HALL, CHESTER WAY, NORTHWICH CW9 5QJ UK SOCIAL COUPLES DIVISION - chose one or more dances from West Coast Swing, Cha Cha, Night Club & Two Step and perform with your regular partner///. SOCIAL PROAM DIVISION - chose one or more dances from West Coast Swing, Cha Cha, Night Club & 2Step and dance with your teacher/pro. Only the student is scored (For those interested in dancing with Siobhan, James or Steve please email/// PROAM JIVE DIVISION - perform with your teacher/pro. Only the student is scored (Newcomer/Novice or Intermediate/Advanced divisions apply) (For those interested in dancing with Siobhan, James or Steve please email dance@headliner.plus.com for further details)/// The Saturday evening social will include modern jive & west coast swing dance with a stranger fun competition together with cabaret performances. Non Competitor Evening Only Pass �10.00///Non Competitor Full Day Pass �15.00//// Non Competitor Full Weekend Pass �35.00///Social Competitor Full Day Pass (Inc Competition Fees)�25.00///Social Competitor Full Weekend Pass (Inc Competition Fees) �55.00/// This prestigious event is expected to sell-out so reserve your tickets now: Online : www.headliners.org.uk Email : dance@headliner.plus.com ... more >> Reply

Start Testing for Scoliosis in Schools Petition	by Ab Fab (Member 10048437) on 2-Jun-2008
10 year old Emma has had surgery for Scoliosis and is now campaigning to raise awareness of the condition and for all children in the UK to have the very simple 'bend forward' test to get an early diagnosis of Scoliosis. She has an online petition at http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/start-testing-for-scoliosis-in-schools. Emma is aiming for 1000 signatures and currently has just short of 300... I'd like to see this figure go through the roof!!! This is an issue close to my heart as my son was diagnosed with adolescent Idiopathic Scoliosis at 16 and had surgery last november when he was aged 18 and a half. Many thanks! Ann :-) ... more >> Reply