The Worst Things in Hockley, Essex*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• people constantly saying that hockley is full of immature little kids getting drunk down clements hall. well the drunk part is true but however most of us are clever enough to know when to stop drinking. and can all handle more than one fosters whoever you are. and if hockley is really that bad then why come down here! the station isnt that bad even though its the worst in essex! and the classical music has always been played there in case you didnt realise!
• The hills, the rudeboys and the fire station. I've never liked that damned fire station, with its doors and engines.
• are the 16 - 20 year olds going on 8 year olds causing havoc and vandalism in the village. When they are older hopefully they might realise that Hockley is a lovely village and should be looked after EVEN BY THE YOUNGSTERS
• people thinking they are cool hanging out by take aways,
• BORING PLACE TO GROW UP!! nuffink to do!
• 13 - 16 yr old kids with the baseball caps parked at 45 degrees on their ugly heads. 17 - 20 yr old boy racers who think it's cool to roar down the side streets at 50 mph with their boomimg stereos in their crap little cars
• The noisy little yobs who think they're God's gift to women/men who gather in the evenings in the village centre and at the station.
• The hairdressers at broad parade is great if you like mullets and skinheads for a £1 a pop, a shit nail place i forget the name of, the fact that a phone box cant keep its windows for more than a week thanks to the so solid cru, the dodgy man bones who lives in the woods, pat who likes sulpher and shiny things, timmy the cripple and any number of strange and freaky grungers, and not forgetting the honey monster with the dodgy beard, oh yeah and lock your bikes up or any valuables cause pas the pikee is about.
• The hairdressers at broad parade is great if you like mullets and skinheads for a £1 a pop, a shit nail place i forget the name of, the fact that a phone box cant keep its windows for more than a week thanks to the so solid cru, the dodgy man bones who lives in the woods, pat who likes sulpher and shiny things, timmy the cripple and any number of strange and freaky grungers, and not forgetting the honey monster with the dodgy beard, oh yeah and lock your bikes up or any valuables cause pas the pikee is about.
• Twats with beards and bald people with Bobby Charlton wrapovers of which there are many.
• oops. i went off on one a bit in the 'best things' section and so pretty much covered this. apologies.
• seeing people outside the donar kebab standing there with no life and just reside to chatting up the turkish geezers
• Takeaways - and buses.

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