Hookup Spots in Holland-on-Sea, Essex*
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- All the gang meet up at Yatner green, bang centre middle of Holland On Seaside. There are the following things there: climbing frame, condom wrappers, broken CD (A Flock OF Seagulls one),7" vinyl (Too Shite by Kajagoogoo), small pram, mp3 player, cuddley toy, uh, mp3 player, cd, cd, uh, um, uh, silk shirt silk shirt! Big orange". The time was over. Nervously she looked towards Bruce Forsyth. He smiled, "Didn't she do well" he screamed, whipping the audience into a frenzy of applause. Taking her hand he lead her over to centre stage. "You got eleven prizes" he said, "Including the big orange, which isn't actually an orange but instead. . ."
Rosemary Ford joined them ". . .a two week holiday for four in Florida!"
"Oh marvellous" cried Bruce, "I do like a happy ending".
Rose agred with him, she too liked happy ending, and for once in her life this was her happy ending, or rather a happy begining. The begining of a new, happier life.
THE END
- Every man woman and child here meets up when the large swamp dwelling dinosaur wanders past their houses. Holland On Sea inhabitants (or the Hollandaise) jump on this poor creatues back and catch a lift to where ever they are going. Because of Old man Steptoe river running through the area, the swamp monster can get people from one oend of Hollan (near Chaffley) to the other (joining onto to Clactons Gubbins road).
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Parts of this information have been supplied by: Julie Kicks, Glynis Bradley, Clit Mongrel, Brad Righton Pattery IV, Ian Flatchest, generic, Andy Durrant, Dava Intll, Liam Crossley-Baxter III, Mellow Pulpit,, OT Last updated: 2008-10-14
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