Buskers, Street Entertainers in Houghton le Spring, Tyne and Wear*

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Buskers, Street Entertainers

• The Husbands Conns and Allens iterbred scum
• Melanie Norman and Sleepy are the Posh and Becks of Houghton and Hetton, they can be found in random pubs drinking and fighting. Melanie can also be found splattered in the road shouting at the coppers.
• The people think they are local characters in houghton. However, it usually amounts to having one drink too many and pissing outside on the pavement. Oh what joy.
• mr ewan beresford from byron terrace! he will magically make your childrens viginty dissappear, watch him he is sly and a total arsehole. If there has been an increase in burglaries in your area then 22 byron terrace is the place to visit, especially if you want your stuff back.
• Ali at the bridgey who normally gives you the weather on a daily buisness and the shop always stinks of CURRY then there is his wife That nose its fkn huge
• If you're going up towards Hetton Road Estate/Hall Lane in the car, there may be a man who will give you a wave as you drive past. Wave back, cos hes a lovely bloke and you may hurt his feelings if you don't.
• many loonie in hoton jus go to houton or durham road park to c them

• ner shiney subbys isnt fully ov lambrini drinking kappa slappers, plus the lines in fence houses is where everyone gos now (except cainy) plus joppy who reks he owns the fuker, and captain jip who do own the fucker but the main man has to be fent leader ov the mera peak cru
• Peefer were the ginga evo sniffers nock a bout ne names though renni nd joe, Not 2 mention the burnside dogs with the ginga hair they call blonde (CAINY). jst stroll down burnside hill just along from peefer and you might see al the binge drinkers with the leader of the mera peak crew our Scott F stoned to bitz of his 2 hit wonder lung.
• George the Grave-Digger
• George the Grave-Digger
• Danny Melaney often spotted strumming his guitar outside the newbottle club on a sunday morning.
• YAC AND YOB TWO FUCKING ARSEHOLES , SEAN WELL SAY NO MORE WHAT A UGLY FUCKER PAT THE BIG FAT BASTARD STILL SHAGGING YOUR BROTHER INLAW CATHRINE YOU FUCKIN SLUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT. ANG SORRY FOR SMASHING IN THE FACE WITH A FRYING PAN MALLY PUT THE KETTLE ON MOVE FROM HOUGHTON YOU HORRIBLE GRASSING BASTARDS BEFORE YOU RELY UPSET SOMEONE.
• Yobs and slappers.

• there are great people no yobs just NORMAL people
• Hilbop who is a snob will not admit to just living in Houghton, she says that she lives on the outskirts of Houghton.
• There are not many entertainers in houghton apart from when the cadets (little boys in uniforms) come out of their dark hole and stand on the street trying to get other people to follow their ways...like it will ever happen.
• Lamb Chops and the crew. Drunken Donnie. Saddam from the Mill
• Check out Gary James and his massive size 5 casey heed he can be seen with Lilly Savage in Tow, eye eye wink wink
• After closing time there is ussually a lot of street entertainment in the form of drunken old men doing there whitney housten impresions.
• The man called Haggis who tells evryone who will listen&those who dont want to what a bad childhood he had.He should tell the shrink not the whole estate.
• Houghton Feast's gotta be the best place for street entertainment. Visit at: www.houghtonfeast.co.uk
• Catch the last 141 bus to hall lane when the Glen chucks out the oldies.Dont know what they are singing but its worth a listen.
• you should see the live street fights held nightly you kids forget the ps2 you can do the real stuff at houghton.
• Hall Lane theiving gypsys (sorry to the gypsys)
• Apart from the locals who have over-imbibed on Friday and Saturday nights we have nothing in the way of street entertainers.
• Kappa Slappers and Charvers: Foul mouthed teenage mums pushing prams wearing shell suits, fag in one hand, Greggs pasty in the other with Argos sovereign rings, bean-can fringes and dodgy perms held up in a scrunchie (Pineapple heads)Inspirations for birth control. Incidentally, Houghton Kepier School should have its own abortion clinic. They should all be spayed.
• stan vardy war hero (or so he says)- hes won every war since 1066
• race course residents association members always arguing with somebody mainly about the hefty fee they charge for their services
• darrin maddison" mustang sally"can be seen in the white lion most thursdays.
• Haggis
• Davey Weet tries a bit of 'stand up'outside of the Burn on a Friday after a bottle of cooking sherry.
• Seen on a Friday night outside the Burn - heading down towards the Pizza Shop, Fat bird in tow. Also the Clappersons are a source of musical harmony and swinging sounds.
• The natives.
• Everywhere you go there are urchins.

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