The Worst Things in Hoylake, Merseyside*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• strange belief among many locals that hoylake is a worldwide centre of massive importance. its not ,its a dull one road town with barely any redeeming features.oh yeah and golf,golf is absolutly not even vaguely cool.
• the fact that people come here to die. the town is home to an army of the elderly
• All the interbred, mother fucking, dim-witted, alcoholic, bottom-feeding, herpes ridden, degenerate, whores and sister rapers that live in this small and recesive gene pool. It is nothing more than an arsehole to the under side of life and the only good thing to come out of there other than me is the road away from the moronic shithole. my note to all the scat munching coffin dodgers there is... Fuck you.
• The aforementioned people, close-knit doesn't even begin to describe it! Everyone knows everyone, and everything. Flatties not being there anymore, the pseudo scouse scallies roving the streets until 3 am cos they're not old enough to go to the Punch!!
• About 90% of the palce it's not really a young person's place I live here against my will! people are really snobby on occasion and some people think that Hoylake is sooooooooooooooooo far away when in fact it isn't I can cycle to Wallasey in half an hour it's only 7 miles!
• Nothing to do,especially for young people.No clubs or anything.
• dog muck (please pick it up if you own a dog)!, kids on scooters, only one cashpoint machine.
• too many old peoples homes.....are we living longer these days? must be the sea air...
• The people that do live yhere are all elderly!
• Everything apart from the seaside

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Last updated: 2008-10-14