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  • "Bright Lights Black Leather" is full of really rough stuff. If the bottom floor seems too crowded, take the lift to the first floor. Theres always room at the top. If you keep on you'll find the Nazi section (only members of Hitlers elite fighting squad are allowed. Entry is permitted after answering the question; "You SS, eh?". Tight fitting clothes with slogans like 'thank you' and 'please' are available to buy should you wish to show off your manners and physique. Cocky teens hang out here snearing at staff and generally being young, dumb and full of it (full of it). A second branch is opening soon in Picadilly, down in West 1 (next to Anger Inc). Anyway, enought of this, I'm off to find out how setting codes of conduct is possible within a passionate relationship. I suspect you can't set rules about love, but I may be wrong
  • Despite being a small town, as I've said before, there is bustling fashion undercurrent. Clothes designers are always coming here to look at what the locals wear during their local traditional tradition events. "Goose Burps" is ever popular for the more disserning fashion victim, as it sells very expensive clothes, which, while not very nice, will allow you to sound good by declaring "This cost me X pounds. Am't I be gooden?" (see local dialect traditions)
  • Despite being a small town, as I've said before, there is bustling fashion undercurrent. Clothes designers are always coming here to look at what the locals wear during their local traditional tradition events. "Goose Burps" is ever popular for the more disserning fashion victim, as it sells very expensive clothes, which, while not very nice, will allow you to sound good by declaring "This cost me X pounds. Am't I be gooden?" (see local dialect traditions)

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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