The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Kettering, Northamptonshire*

The things which can't be categorised

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else

• HAIRY CUNTS AND A NICE MILF WATCHING YA
• never go kettering for shopping and is nothing there except charity shops and mobile phone shops, i hate living here!
• dearest enemy suck scene kids are taking over. its terrorfying.
• Open Door Church- a growing church with friendly people.
• can some one please explain why when you drive towards kettering its always got a big black cloud over it?!!! is it because it's a dump ???
• Does the fact my house has higher than average levels of Radon gas mean i'm going to start sprouting tentacles? Flaming mortgage companies...
• when ya live in kettering ya wanna get out out, but when ya away you kind of miss it............ boo hoo i love you kettering

• I feel strongly there ought to be a section on chicken breeding. Come to think of it, ferret racing (on ice) too - It's only fair if there's one for skateboarding.
• i dont understand why people start on people for no reason.its annoying is everyones life so sad? please grow up.
• Its a horrible place, it regularly battles with Corby in the shit stakes factor. With Kettering and Corby the ratio is practically identical. Avoid these towns like the plague.
• Its faaaaaaaaantastic
• Make the best of your 16-18 years, your grown up but don't have to worry bout yor life too much yet
• is the phantom cleaner the landlord of the Briars on Brambleside.........could be!!
• WE HAVE A NUCLEAR BUNKER!! - i think

• My frind has now concurrred that there is bugger all to do down here...sorry folks but it's true - however she insists South SHIELDS IS NO BETTER! Wanna do a swap?!
• Yeah, right. The Chiropodist is NEVER open!!!! People turn up and the guy is never there. If you can avoid Kettering at all costs, maybe it will just fade away and become just a distant nightmare!
• I have just set up a WOOL STALL on Kettering Market,talk about a poor turnout!tThe market used to be really good.Where are all the grannies gone?there isn't many young knitters about.They should move the market or put it undercover.If summat doesn't change it'll die a death.
• Gary Kennedy loves fox hunting, tally ho!!!
• There's a HUGE Corby vs. Kettering rivalry...I just don't bother!
• Make the most of your friends in the long summer nights, them times come to an end as you get older
• Kettering Chiropody Clinic Dalkeith House dalkeith place Kettering Northants Tel 01536 520003 Mr Dermot Fox BSc(Hons), MChS, SRCh State registered Podiatrist/Chiropodist
• How many phone shops do we need!!??????????????????????
• has lots of lovely rural countryside and lakes good fishing around good links to london nice little villages around and many friendly nice people
• Some people may have suggested that the waterchute at wicksteed park may actually be a death-trap. This is not necessarily my opinion, I only worked on the thing, but some people may have suggested it....
• Kettering has a strange, other-worldly, olden days ambience to it, something you can't quite put your finger on. There's a strangeness to the town, a sense of unresolved history, a ghostliness, even. It's apparent in the old crumbling buildings, but more in some of the wierd, witch-like faces you sometimes see on the streets. Time and again I've been unnerved by strange looks in peoples' eyes, as if I've been transported sideways in time to a land of restless souls...Anyone know what I mean? You start to wonder, what went on here centuries ago? It spooks me out a little, and I begin to feel that Kettering might have some heavy history which still creeps up from the soil and affects the land and the good folk who live here..? All I can say is that there's something "unresolved" or unforgiven about this town, I just feel it slightly.
• My penis into the bum of a sheep
• Corby people will kick your ass.
• Our spice museum is not as educational as Long Stanton's
• Corby is a grubby little town dont look at there page
• Can I just mention that Corby people are plastic jocks and not Scottish as someone mentioned earlier......
• Kettering folk tend to be scared of their Corby neighbours.
• The swimming pool water turns purple if you pee in it.

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