The Worst Things in Kettering, Northamptonshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Jackie, Jessiie, and Collette (the KEEN'S!)
• Jessica and Collette Keen
• THE WHOLE OF GLADSTONE STREET IT STINKS
• Everyone knows everyone's buisness
• Oh 1nce we had a party in my own house we piked altimute dare i desided alex old girlfriend 1 thing strip wile sk8ing she was a drunk bitch so she never n
• let me see oh yeah fick head john capps completely hated me wen he was doing a darkslide grind on the A14 i was teaching him my combo then bluock ballz 1st on v rail v cops couldn't even belive him cause he wasent wimpin' likea baby poor johny wony.
• geting grounded a couple years ago by skateboarding in the garage out of it into the park near the libary and kickfliping on a ledge and mum grounded me because she fought i grinded over a wet paint seet
• (Heavy sigh) our first ever sponsor backfireing us and saying we're just thugs of punks but happily he moved to the us of a
• Peforming a truckstand on a rail thats what i did
• Well the worst thing that has ever happened is that daryl was swinging a darkslide grind and his wheels bust well 2 wheels and yesterday i was manuling down our street and i slid off my board
• Ah yes, what the Dickens? Staying at the Royal to report on an election, and the day after he witnessed a near riot as the Tories on horseback attacked their opponents, Dickens wrote to his future wife..."this place is fearfully dull..." Does nothing change? Find out more on the soundguide from the library.
• PISS ON STREET
• Ravenous but blind developers
• The Chavs,who think a fun weekend is drinking white lightning on the streets and hopefuly getting pregnant at the end of it.
• its rougher than corby. FACT. the crime levels are officially higher. stick that in your pipe and smoke it you arrogant kettering WANKSTA!NS the people in kettering are idiots. ESPECIALLY DEAREST ENEMY. chavs cause more problems with alternative kids in kettering than in corby FACT.
• Nowhere decent to eat
• theres not many fit guys and if there is they have girlfiend who are bitchy! o dear the population of chavs is on the increas AAARRRGGGHH save me!
• The scumbags. Kettering is full of them. But its positively delightful compared to Wellingborough and Corby.
• The A14. 'nuff said.
• manchester united
• scutters, fucking kids and more scutters.
• As with every small town, kettering suffers from the condition as where everyone seems to be sharing the same brain cell.People seem to become trapped there, blinded by an inability to make something of their regressive lives.I got out before it was too late.
• the worst things of kettering would have to be.....all of the girls who walk around thinking they are hot. AND.DONT.THEY.JUST.KNOW.IT. and especially the ones who think they are "SKATER" chicks. so much competition in this o so tiny shit hole
• It's a bit close to Rushden.
• the worst thing about kettering is that is is to near to corby and corby is trampi ville, EVERY TIME YOU GO TO CORBY YOU ALWAYS GET MUGGLED AND THE COPPERS NEVER ARE THERE TO HELP. EVERY TIME YOU WALK AROUND KETTERING YOU GET MUGGED BUT CORBY PEOPLE AND IT IS A TRAMI VILLE
• EVERY THING ABOUT IT EXSEPT THE PEOPLE! corby jocks dont deserve the right to live! they are mad and they should keep out of kettering the stupid JOCKS!
• The worst thing about Kettering is that the its to near corby for my liking, they always cum here to moan. Lack of shop and to many travel agents and phone shops
• Fat and ugly people just littering the streets with their presence. Overweight teenage single mums shouting coom 'ere ya lickle bastadd. Very cultural - I'm sure. I think the BT Building should be nominated for 'Building of the year' Nothing resembles the 21st century. I think that this place still lives in the 1950's. The attitude will never change because 'we've always doon it like that me dook'
• Being near to Corby.
• The fukin midget townies that are anywhere and everywhere. And evryone is scared of them aswell.
• traffic.the ignorance of everyday people,the crap shops.
• Traffic, driving anywhere near the 30 limit in town is impossible. Club XS is pants, out of the way and overpriced.
• The traffic system around the town! Why can't i go where i want?
• The worst things about Kettering? Well, once when someone asked me where I lived, I told them and they replied "Ah yes, the asshole of Britain". If you want to shop someone, DONT COME TO KETTERING. If you want a fun day out and a historic jolt, DONT COME TO KETTERING. If you expect smiles and everyone knowing each other and buying their fish... DONT COME TO KETTERING.
• Its only 8 miles away from corby
• Not enough cool shops
• The Football unfortunately
• Montagu school! Full of low-life scum who smoke dope, carry knifes and have lil rugrats at 15!!
• Jamie Neal
• 77 Naseby rd, and the Muggletons that live there.
• Hassle from assclowns on a weekend night out
• The Ploppies
• The A6 in!
• Having to go back and visit the folks!
• ... are costly
• kettering z full ow wee sheep shaggin bastards , the sheep run like fuck when they see the ketter cunts get their wellies on
• Most the blokes are mingers,sum miserable bastards about.double glazing salesmen ringing yer at home.
• the never ending supply of charity shops
• Latimer College The rough estate (need i name)
• Latimer College The rough estate (need i name)
• the residents small town mentality (also shared with rothwell and desborough) makes any new settlers feel incredably unwelcome.
• nothing for the kids 12-16
• The Market, what a waste of time, It's dead & buried.
• The people who have the sole intention of 'lacing' ya for no reason.
• Some of the arseholes out at weekends, do they ever grow up and realise there's more to life
• The worst thing bout Kettering is the birds they r slappers n think they're harder than us Corby girls!
• The Christmas decorations in the town are absolutely pitiful!
• men here r gay and screwed up (well most r)
• Ben Timberely.(lieing piece of scum) Jonny mead. the lack of shops. lack of suff to do in daytime (wickies grows old ) highfield road.
• All those Sad people that complain about Kettering but still live there (Idiots) The Market inn Which was once the best pub is now slowly going downhill and being filled with loser townies. Centrals what a bucnh of Cr*P especially the sh*t music a great place for losers to hang
• The worst thing of living here is being so close to Corby and getting constant attitude from the Ketteringites! Fights every night!
• ROTHWELL is SHIT, Desborough rock
• small town mentality and the desire to stay in kettering and rot with your mates
• it's bloody well boring
• EVERYTHING!! there is no where to go!!!!!!!!! its boring boring boring boring!! all there is, is town..................and EVERYONE goes there. KLV! wots the point theres nothing in it anymore!! The amount of poundshops!!!!whats the point!!!!!
• is there anything well i cant really think of any
• ATTITUDE AND DRUGGIES IN KETTERING
• THAT FUCKING ONE-WAY SYSTEM
• Knocking down the cattle market
• Subscribers who think the inhabitants of Kettering are spicy meat patties, a nice juicy faggot is a very nourishing snack!
• The traffic system!
• The one way system. Kettering town is and has been for so many years, been an absolute meance to drive through. When will they ever get it right!
• Ketteringers. They are all faggots.
• Rushden and diamonds supporters who live there.
• Sunday mornings
• Diamonds Football club
• Can't drive a car anywhere
• If being tight with your money was an Olympic sport, Kettering people would be able give Britain gold, silver and bronze on a regular basis. That stop all the fuss about Redgrave & Pinnson.
• The 'stupid' antagonism with its neighbours. The over development out of town.
• The town & the Borough Council. Plenty of road humps & one way streets - & they're planning more. A pedestrian precinct overrun by cars! (There are more cars in it than decent shops).
• It is too close to Corby which is full of scotish people
• Monday Indie night at Fleckies being closed cos there ended up only ever being 40 people there (I remember the days when it was 300, ooh me back). The rivalry between Kettering and Corby, which means tons of Corby nutters come over every Saturday night to fight nutty Kettering lads, (avoid the pubs above to avoid the nutters)

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Last updated: 2012-02-09