Hookup Spots in Kidsgrove, Staffordshire*

Inside Information and Stuff Only Locals Know

You can tell us more about Kidsgrove.

• For your information, whoever made this is REALLY funny. Me and a few of the girls are reading what some pathetic little twats have wrote and we are actually peeing our pants at some of the shit you guys come out with. Thanks for the information guys!! Lots of love, Fat slag Tasha x
• The already submitted information about Kidsgrove involving mine and two other girls names was not written/condoned/said by any of us. The web master needs to remove this information immediately. This information was in actual fact submitted by the local goth bike.
• Trampolining at Clough Hall Youth Club Bring it back was is best sport No trampolining shitty football only
• Kidsgrove town center to score drugs, alcohol and chlamydia from all the slappers and slags that lurk around the corner offering sex 4 a 'fag'; or clough hall park if you want a friday night fight live from the swings!!!
• Well back in the day from when i was 11, kidsgrove was the place to be and that when the first trend of "Paki followers" emerged. No thanks not for me, "oh come on you were all going down to moorlands, and roseys" ok so i went down but only for the laugh at how pathetic all these suposedly wiser and older girls were, fluttering their eyelashes and flirting like mad with people that half the time didnt have a clue what they were saying, then some had babies by them and they stopped hanging around in kidsgrove. I still remained with my bottle of cider, people knew what i wanted when they saw me out side a shop, and most of the time wud stick out their arm to get me some, by the time i was 13 i didnt like cider so much i was a lambrini girl, i just wanted to have fun well that and cider was making me sick and no 1 wud go in a shop for cider any more so i moved on to lambrini. we moved occasionally fom the benches to the train station, ooh that train station holds many a drunken memeory for me and them station guards, must have all sorts of camera footage of me of every 1 who goes down there, oh no who knows me and one of my lads may be the stars of a seeded little porno movie captured by cctv, curclating like a paris hiltons sex tape... only im getting no money, as for all the stoners, well you sat on that bench hahahaha. i still to this day now when i use the train cannot sit on the long train station bench!!!! There were originally three benches in kidsgrove, three dropped to two when arseholes found out they could rip it out if the ground. The council moved it the next day then the areshols returned at night and tried to rip out the next one but got bored after one leg came out and it was more effort thatn the other still the next day the council came then there was one so instead of being in the heart of kidsgrove we weree stuck by the garage!!! way outta sight of every 1 but alot less intimidating, for the elderly.
• if you are talking of "hook up spots" the best places to stay clear from on a weekend night are: -tesco alley -back of barclays- -train station -st.thomas' grave yard -back of motorways -back of the other shops (kass/labour club) -lamb stores graveyard -the hill with the tree in clough hall park!!!! -the woods behind birchwood nursery -the bridge in clough hall park -any 3 of the carparks in kidsgrove and others but damn there are far to many to list (i do not hereby endorse, Afilliate or reccommend any of these places they are just a few from personal experience) :p
• Back of PMF in the middle of town is a good place to find many underaged idiots shooting a few lines to become men (infact they are twelve)
• kidsgrove is a gateway to hell. just go into the centre and the "wide eye krew" will cum runnin @ ya will spliffs on the go! Birchenwood for the minors who think they are 'arrrd' kneckin a bottle of white lightning! and the lads wiv 1 can of tennents! The graveyard is a gud place to vandalise and to have abuse shouted at you! also for the real men...venture into clough hall on a friday for a fight wiv chavs! 10 to the dozen they come running at you with bottles of stella and their Bling!! other than that check out the kids who have sex behind late shop at whitehill! thats always a laff
• benches in k/g 4 some fat slags (tash bloor) and a fix-up then if feelin actve a chase from police! train station 2 throw eggs/bricks @ trains (always a laff) Maryhill y/c on tue for a fight wiv tossers who think there black "wiggas" as we call them. dont bother wiv clough hall, as its full of shit-head spotty knobheads who think they are timmy ten tits! back of king street to burgle Bee Jays for some lighter fluid to sniff. Birchenwood to see wankers drive shit looking corsa's with shit music playin too loud wearing there shitty burberry baseball caps and there 13 year old slags in the passenger seat. Ronnies park is a great place to freeze your tits off while underage tarts (adrianne) smoke and do fet, while offerin blowjobs for money for their next hit! fanny pool is a laff when yr 11 @ MHS have their leaving party (loads a pissed up slags gettin their tits outs) Outside moorlands is the place to be if you are ill-educated and and really bored, because you can stand there for hours telling the turks to piss off (strange though how most of these are wiggas anyway) and of course...not forgetting....Bathpool! Guaranteed to voyeur on some filthy slut fucking some weed in the car park, then venture on and see 13 y/o's smoking pot and injecting hereoin and then this eventually brings you to reginald mitchell way, then on to the D road (probably best to do this then onto the M6) and finally Chinky park (off newchapel road) to drink with the 14y/os (abigail/sam/charlotte etc) and then set the benches alight yey!
• Bathpool's a good place for a quick fix up. Back of Tesco for a bong with the smack ed's. Fat tarts up 4 ne thing by the benches in the town. Piss ed's at Birchenwood (watch the piss on the swings) Moorlands and Kass for a bland and crappy take out. And finally CLOUGH HALL youth club (thurs nights) for a quick fight with a bunch of under-educated wankers. MARYHILL youth club is far better with lots of smart educated young youth. MHS RULES!!
• KIDSGROVE GRAVEYARD- hangout 4 underage intoxicated teenagers who like to kick gates down, get caught by da pigs n take drunken yoths home 2 there unknowin mumz! Watch out...believe me itz da place 2 b!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Trainstation iz also a great spot.NOT.
• KIDSGROVE IS A BIT WANK BUT THERE R A FEW THINGS 2 DO THERE IS A YOUTH CLUB BUT THATS IT! OUT SIDE MOORLANDS AINT JUST 4 SLAGS THE IS A FAIR FEW SLUTS SHAGIN THE TURKS FROM KASS KABAB HOUSE
• In front/behind spar, Talke Freeport food court
• kidsgrove benches if u dare full of smak eds rangin from 11-23 years birchenwood 4 pissed up wannabe 14 year olds outside moorlands take awy 4 slags up 4 ne thing oh and evry where else 4 just dicks in general
• Certainly not stone bank stores anymore!!!! lol
• Stone Bank Stores - One for the homeboys!

Search Knowhere for something else:

Credits

Last updated: 2010-04-30