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• Kirkby Town ...4 carlsberg and a hiding off Paul Johanson for a fiver , what a bargain.Dezzy Haleys arl girl used to make the Burgers upstairs
• Anywhere. Dead easy. A few bottles of stock and you're laffin.
• there's not much ere yerno, the towny is good like, if you like pound shops:) needs a bit updatin! gone quiet now tho! all the kids are safe and sound:) the tod is good, piss everywhere like! an dey ripp ye of on the pints! ye can have a good chat to the old men in there lad;) while they stare at ye boobs, pervs:) fuuny like, cant complain! just one big family here in kirkby! haahaa. Always a party sumwhere though, dont get bored here, and if yeh do, jus take sum drugs like everyone else:) ohhhhh, and if your over 80 right, thers like bingo and line dancing clubs in the como! an if you want ye food for half price, go to iceland before 9 oclock! oh an beware of the mile-long queue outside the post offices of a monday mornings:)people getting there dole an bennefits an tha, well yav gorra live avnt ye! realy needs sorting out tho, so if you know a builder who will build a cheap prison for all the asbo's, for at least half price, call by:) i wouldnt recommend kirkby as a holiday resort!
• feel like its been said too much like. But here it goes: towny/towny park/the chad/ the station/the stad(befur it went :(! )/quarry green/multistory/the heights/the bridge/the toppys/the pingy/pagsy. tbh tho, ye could go on forever so il stop now :) go to all them places tho:)^ ul ava good time ;)
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• Kirkby market stalls - had a few fun and games on them, Acre park, Quarries park (which has now gone!)
• we had a great laugh sitting byh the tower hill bridge. but now its full of young kids getting stoned they haven't got anything else to do leave them alone
• Heard the Valentine is the IN place now check it out
• a good time out when i lived in west vale we use to play in the sewers and jump the holt to see who fell in
• people hang aroung by broadlane shops in southdene. the townie park. the chad. rainbow park in westvale. the hills next to all saints school.
• The multis in the towny. Many a night drinking cans of Breaker before trying it on with anything with a Berghaus on, and Yellow Fila trainees.
• Definately the multi storey car parks. Ive had a few sessions in there. So did my mate, he sh*gged 2 fat birds from the Bouley in the multis.
• Anywhere in Kirkby - it's crap !
• their is nothing crapy about l32 it is ran by kirkby people born and bred un like some of the local bars. at least those people are putting something back in the community. We should stop the rubbish that is said about our area look around then compair with other areas you will be surprised.
• Jane Bester's Bedroom.Nice set of tities there me laddo
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• Best place to hang out was Broad Lane shops.God you had a laugh!!
• down the back of the in-shops,the inshops cafe, the rala, the townie park, the chad.
• me and me mates used to hang around whitefield square in wezzie and get leggers off the smackheads.butlers what a shithole , full of scruffy cunts trackied up to the fuckin eyeballs.what ever happenned to SHELDON? , Doing PE in your undies and your brogues when you forgot your kit in St Kevs
• THE TOWNY PARK AND THE CHADS GARDENS AND CENTER63 ALTHOE THE BRACK WAS # 1 IN MY DAYS.
• THE HOLT BENCES....HAD MANY A LAUGH
• THE CHAD DEFINATELY!
• a lot of idiots used to think they was sound out side the station shops safety in numbers an all that stuff but get them on there own MEOW!when your young in kirkby you cover all the spots the chad! the stadium! the rala! the townie! instead of standing in the cold outside like alot did i was on the bus gus!
• The twelve five club a great place... and the kingy.. theres a guy called john always on the karreeokee....is he any good ? well check it out..
• Broadlane in Southdene is another good hanging out place (after the Brack - now closed down - that's were you'd go for your snogging/groping sessions. Then write your name on the wall outside Thora's!
• Years ago (before they boarded it all up) we used to hang around in the market stalls..... quite a few drunken gropes were had there!
• mill farm or 'milly' as it is known is a scruffy hang out for the young jail bait children in kirkby. it smells like smelly feet, the kids are mad. the toilets are full of shit, and smell like they haven't been cleaned since it was the old barn. sometimes there is a teeny rave and the teenagers get stoned of their heads and lol around like zombies
• There are a few places in Kirkby that the local scallies can be found - St Chads Fields usually has a few pissed, stoned, 12 year old hanging around it. The railway station, where the younger kids will terrorize you for your old tickets, so they can then sell them on. The town centre (or townie) can also attract the kids, who are usually taking the piss out of the older residents, or waiting to see a good scrap!!!

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