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  • The worst things about Kirkby are the people who slag it off! If you live here & don't like it, Move! If you don't live here & don't like it, Dont come here! Simple! Kirkby's not a bad place at all! I've heared people who have never even been to Kirkby slagging it off! and for those that do, ask yourself, do you really live in place thats better? Huyton, Fazakerley, Rice Lane, Walton, Kirkdale, Bootle? Are all these places without Crime & Nobhead kids' in North Face hanging round on the streets! Go to Marsh Lane in Bootle and tell me Kirkby's that bad!
  • Minge bags. Some people there are as tight as two coats of paint. This is the place where you would need to undergo reconstructive surgery if you owed someone a fiver for more than a weekend.
  • dirty chavs and wankers wearing the same clothes
  • MOTORBIKES...ON MOORFIELDS.....PISSES ME OFF.. PYJAMAS WORN ALL DAY..FUCKIN DISGUSTING..POLICE HELICOPTER OVER ALL THE TIME..NOT GUD
  • Traffic system, lack of decent shops, tossers and law breaking gits who ruin things for everyone and there are too many fast food outlets - the local rag, the Chad paper called Ashfield folk the fattest and i wonder why?!?!? Everywhere you turn in Kirkby/Sutton is a chinese / indian / chippy
  • bag heads but they dont bother you really
  • The Mickey Club in Wezzie!
  • the crap other people say about us. be proud of your area.
  • mISS adAM
  • If you knock it .. then stay away .. your not welcome ...WE don't need anymore "KNOCKERS".
  • The drug addicts, SONAI, and Tower Hill.
  • NOWHERE TO GO if you are under 18.......
  • I managed to get out of Kirkby 6 years ago to go to Uni and haven't returned to live since. I've lived there, my family live there and I have friends who live there, but the fact is, the place is a dump. There are no good shops (because they'd only get robbed or bricked), the pubs are crap (you can get started on for no reason) and basically the majority of the people that live there don't have an ounce of respect for anyone or anything else. It's really not worth trying to regenerate the place, because the idiots that are about will only try and wreck it for everyone else. You might not like to hear it, but it's true and you all know it.
  • Tower Hill , Northwood erm... leccy side chippie and the whole fuckin place ( lets piss off George Bush so he Nukes the place )
  • THE SMACK HEADS AND THE CAR ROBBERS.
  • THE REPUTATION WERE NOT ALL BAD ARE WE
  • THERE SEEMS TO BE MORE EVERTONIANS THAN LIVERPUDLIANS AND THEY MAKE ME SICK
  • I dont understand why everyone is slagging Kirkby and it's ppl off. OK, so it's not the best place to live but thats not our fault. Everyone is so quick to pass judgement but no one is willing to help make kirkby a better place. I think the reason kirkby is seen as crap and the people in it are seen as bag heads are related. Kids in Kirkby only hang around the streets coz there is no where to go. I bet that kids in other areas drink and smoke it's just they have somewhere to go and do it out of the publics eye. I also think that I talk too much so Im gonna finish this now. Later dayz Mr X
  • the worst thing is the ethic of kirkby youth not all! but everyone one who reads this knows someone whos life is based on how hard they are!and thats a learned thing grated and driven into most! hey kid what do you wanna be? "AS HARD A HIM"
  • no-one wants to better themselves. Its full of people who don't give a damn with crime at every turn. Sorry if youre stuck there. Work hard at school and escape.
  • There just aren't enough places to hang out for the kids..... hence the vandalism! The Brack has been closed down (Youth club of my era!) - we need more things like that to occupy kids.
  • The Bouncers who think that they rule the place..... look around you boys - there are much harder people elsewhere! Ever heard of the phrase "big fish in a small pond"? Lack of enthusiam for further education (for some, education in general). Don't be lemming..... have your own mind! It's such a small place everyone knows each other's gossip!
  • Dickheads that brandish Kirkby as a hellish sespit of hoplessness and fear. Some of them actually live there. If you hate it that much...piss off somewhere else.
  • scruffy smack-'eads, dealing in the streets. dirty old men, perving out windows at girls passing by. Kirkby as a whole is a dump and should be flattened
  • Dickhead scallies. They tuck their trousers into their socks, and say 'la' at the end of every sentence. The girls are usually old slappers by the age of 15, and would like nothing more than a couple of kids, so that they can get a council flat, and an increased Giro!

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Last updated: 2010-10-31

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