The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Launceston, Cornwall*

The things which can't be categorised

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else

• i love jess, by franko
• The Launceston Community website at www.launceston-2020.co.uk
• If you are thinking of moving to this town, heed my advice. There is nothing here for you unless you want to have a crap job in that god-awful Kensey Foods factory, staffed by secondary school dropouts and idiots, or a crap job at Tesco, where you will have a hard time getting work unless you know someone who already lives there.
• If you don't leave within 6 months of living here you will never leave! Pack and run while you still can!
• A cultural evening at The Railway Inn, is unbeatable. Tourists particularly will be entranced to see typical West Country folk enjoying an evening of sophisticated leisure. For those with an interest in Opera,ask Jim, a 3rd rate pugilist, for his rendition of Bocelli's Sogno and ask Rodney for a list of his fine wines. All in all, strange karma and you will be left with a sensation resembling hemothmia. Have Fun!
• Never mind "Where did all the Good looking blokes go?", where did all the decent women go? (if there ever WERE any!) Launceston has the highest frequency of common, munted dogs this side of the infernal pit!
• BLOKES IN LAUNCESTON- where did all the good lokking ones go!!!!

Parts of this information have been supplied by: Helen, neville toptani, concerned, Alison, Jo Moore, Laura Baker, Stuart Everleigh, Laura, generic, Mike Todd, lea, Wags Wyatt, Mark, BIG AL THE BREW, velda