The Worst Things in Launceston, Cornwall*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• franko
• Bus links to other places bad. Two many identically chavic dressed drunken yobs linger about the place whether it is day or night. Is difficult to find any young people with any intelligence or sense.
• The 'ladies' (and believe me that term must be applied extremely loosely to anything even vaguely female from this town) listed below, with their comments about the lack of decent men in the town may well be right when you consider that the brain-dead, prospectless dregs of society that socialise in Launceston are probably the only experience they have had of the opposite sex. However, the mainstay of the female population in launceston are either fat and common; wretched and common; young, bitchy and common; or old slags, trying to look young, and common.
• How long have you got?
• The men here are either good looking and wierd or just plain ugly (well, at least the ones I've been out with!) Import some fresh talent please!!!!
• LAUNCESTON COLLEGE. This school is terrible. Low exam results, draconian teachers and a bullying policy which seems simply to state: 'turn the other cheek'. I speak from experience: DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. RUN. RUN FAST TAKE YOUR BABIES AND RUN.
• Just about everything- most of the people there are useless, ill-mannered pions!

• The Blokes there isn't any good looking ones.
• Why is it so hilly? and rainy?

Parts of this information have been supplied by: Helen, neville toptani, concerned, Alison, Jo Moore, Laura Baker, Stuart Everleigh, Laura, generic, Mike Todd, lea, Wags Wyatt, Mark, BIG AL THE BREW, velda