Hookup Spots in Laurencekirk, Aberdeenshire*

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• the place is a big shit hole everyone is stupid and smelly. I RULE
• Laurencekirk lies on the edge of an unobtainable decent society. The elderly come here to live out their remaining years while the young spend their whole life not wanting to be like the elderly until they become them. Laurencekirk is an abomination. The rest of the world was formed and they had a few people extra, who couldn't fit anywhere else so they stuck them all here. That was many years ago now but they're still here, calmly waiting to die. Their biggest flaw is multiplying so that the Laurencekirk virus can go on and spread. For every second I spend here I am fearfull that when I leave the horrors of this place may stay with me forever. DO NOT come to this place if you value your life.
• for god sake, why did you even bother to write anything on this web page, you obvioulsy know nothing about laurencekirk and the people in it! dont have a clue who you are but i am still glad you have left, you have done nothing for laurencekirk or yourself by writing on this page! u total arse hole! it isnt just the bus shelter where people hang out, know that you have left there is a lot more room for everyone else to hang out in other places and they feel like they can leave laurencekirk without the enterance being blocked by your arse!
• last year everyone went out in lkirk and got pissed in the park/pivvy now we are 'more mature'(ie. over the age of 13)and can get sold drink we go somewhere more intresting....specially since the gardenston got kncked down:(
• Pearce's for a party? The only place parties are had is at the people who don't slag off gemma's houses. There is an exclusive party going society in Laurencekirk, and we do everythig in our control to get people off their tits and lovin' it.
• Bus Stop for the skanks, Pearce's place for the party. Lonely men go to Gemmas house
• It does have to be said that the bus shelter does attract an inordinate number of (very) young people
• Teeny boppers-bus shelter,booze hounds-royal,car dicks-industrial estate.
• It has got to be the witches hat, beside the mury (kinnear square) or theres umm nothing
• The kids like the Bus shelter for some reason...but I have to say it can't smell very nice and....whats the attraction??? there is the chipper on the high street too....nasty smells come out of there though.
• The bus shelter is THE place with the added attraction of a chinese takeaway right next door opening Autumn '01
• All the cool people goto the Royal Hotel and get banjoed every weekend and even sometimes during the week!!
• Laurencekirk is also full of boy racers who get a thrill out of on a Friday and Saturday night just spinning about there chasing people who dont live there out.
• There is an absolutly rocking bus shelter that young sad people hang about and drink and then get "moved on" as the police in this shite area would say.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14