The Worst Things in Laurencekirk, Aberdeenshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• boy racers who think we are impressed by a citreon saxo with a big exhaust that can reach dizzy speeds of up to 40 mph.
• Not being able to go back
• Not being able to go back
• Being unfortunate enough to be out when some bastard is playing marbles or worse if they dinna.
• some of the little kids who hang around the streets thinking they are cool.. when all they are doing is being complete pratts!
• everything, don't miss one thing about going out there, everyone is minks
• U then know the people who are stabbing u in the back. U could have a smelly fart and five min's later everybody in laurencekirk know's about it through the grape vine(gossip is unbeleveable)
• its too close to brechin (EUGH)
• Its quiet No decent public transport links to Aberdeen or Dundee for nights out. Or even Montrose!!
• the lassies that live around here
• lack of nice lassies
• Those from Montrose.
• Everything bar above
• all of it.....I'm not kidding....as a pupil at the academy for the final 2 years of my schooling i found it to be repressive and small minded. No-one there has any ambition to do anything other than have babies and settle down....none of you have anything worth having and personally I'd like to hit the button that would detonate the bomb that would get Laurencekirk off the map....cos its the shit hole of the universe.
• All the two faced tossers!
• the place is full of 2 faced folk, everyone will stab u in the back as quick as they will look at u and thats putting it mildly. there r very few nice lookin people live there but the number of stinkers more than make up for it!
• ALL THE SLAPPERS THAT HANG AROUND AT THE BUS SHELTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
• The tramps hanging around in the street
• A lot of folk are two faced so watch your back
• So called mates!!!!!!

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Last updated: 2008-10-14