The Worst Things in Lavendon, Buckinghamshire*

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• there isn't anything wrong with lavendon (except the glebe) and don't call us LLL's ( lavendon low lifes) and certain homes to be demolished in jacks close becuase a matter of fact i live in jacks close, and i begged my mum to move out but we don't have enough money, yes, im 13. but i dont give a fuck what you dicks, lavendon is a great place to live, if you took all these "LOW LIFES" out i bet it wouldn't make a fucking difference.
• All the druggys! Especially who live across from my friends house.
• All the druggys! Especially who live across from my friends house.
• The bigoted individuals whose views on certain areas of the village and an unforgiving view of the younger members of our community are without a doubt the worst thing about Lavendon. In the past we have had problems in the village of an unsociable flavour, these have very much diminished. Much effort has gone into moving undesirables on and working with those left. Long may this continue but without the effort put in by the very few volunteers we may see an increase in future years.
• Is the People that dont actually come from the village but feel they can judge people without knowing them. Jacks Close at present (2008) has no hoodies, the children do not roam lavendon as the eldest in the street is only 12. The children that do mostly come from the Glebe, but feel they can drink and swear and shout at all ours in the street. There is the odd house that there is problems with but these are not village people and they rent privately owned houses. The lads that stand out side the shop permantly drinking and swearing also come from other street in the village. Jacks Close is full of young families who work and put there children 1st, it is a nice community where everyone helps each other out.
• The Glebe, the buildings dont fit with the character of the village, plus the snobs that live there are the nasty, rude & clicky bunch of narrow minded wannabe's (they have delusions of grandure)
• The brain dead who speed through the village in on their bikes and in their cars.
• The youth movement within the village who dump their rubbish everywhere. One must make allowances however, because you can't expect someone with a brain the size of a Pea to know any different. It is also amazing that when rubbish is put in the container outside the village store, the bin men from Corry still can't manage to collect it on their way through.
• Whats all this I hear about crime and corruption? There was precious little of that going on when I was a lad. About the worst we got up to was scrumping apples. Has the place gone to hell in a handbag?
• Nice Village. Shame about the low life. The JC end of the village is occupied by moronic examples of low life, who's offspring take great delight in depositing their rubbish around the village and chanting obsenities at people who have the audacity to question their unbeleavable disrespect for the environment and the village in which they live. Without putting a to finer point on it they are as thick as shit and twice as nasty as are their parents. There are of course unfortunate people who live in JC who must be wondering why they are now living amongst the dregs of the earth. They have my sympathy and best wishes for their move to another location as soon as possible. Then we have the thieves who enjoy visiting the village. On Sunday the 20 May 2001, three scumbags were seen in the village on private property obviously looking to steal anything they could lay heir hands on. We know who you are yes you in the red van. You are advised to stay away from our village. You have been warned.
• The continual assault on residential homes by unthinking moronic parasites. All burglars, car thieves and muggers should be removed from the face of the earth. The problems would disappear overnight
• The A428. We need a bypass now!!!!

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