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The Worst Things in Lewes, East Sussex*

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The Worst Things
  • Snobs, elitists.
  • Halloween. Scary, genuinely.
  • No sex please we're from Lewes. Well how did you all get here then?
  • Smug
  • No railway line to Uckfield any more
  • parking sceme another form of taxation
  • It can be intensely boring but not at the point of suicide....
  • The number of council estate pikeys who don't give a toss about anyone else. They shout all of the time, drop litter and vandalise people's cars. When it's sunny they open their windows and play their crap music at full blast. They call their kids stupid names like Paige and Taylor and think they're being classy. The number of poncey middle-class people who call their children Hector and Tamara, buys their kids 'Boho' jeans that cost 40 and feel smug and superior because they can afford to buy the sort of organic food that's out of many people's price ranges.
  • expanses of tarmac car parks with no trees
  • No radio signal in the Couliflour Tunnel
  • The locals!!!
  • Bills - uses all the veg he cant use in the veg shop in the caf he operates
  • County hall, blow it up and move the council to an ugly town.
  • It's too near to Brighton
  • Local kids out on a Friday/Saturday night Over agressive young people in the pubs like the Volunteer who create a more violent atmosphere than I have ever experienced in most big cities they really are idiots!! The Job agencies which are crap especially blue arrow Some pub landlords/ladies The number of hairdressing shops Trying to Christmas shopping in Lewes
  • the river when its full
  • Lack of accommodation.
  • You get arrested if you kill people......
  • Far too many pld people who complain about everything including people skating near their house.

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Last updated: 2017-01-23

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