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Erm by dst (Member 10029609) on 23-Jan-2015
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  • Re: Erm by fucking newbie lurker (Member 10152383) on 23-Jan-2015
    They're all dead, Dave.

  • Re: Erm by Suzanne (Member 10128239) on 23-Jan-2015
    haha fnl. Toast?

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Hahaha by Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (Member 10108070) on 22-Jan-2015
*draws rubbish cartoon of mohammed looking like a smurf with a massive dildo sticking out of his arse,. sips absiunthe, lights gauloise and sniggers*   
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is this by eagerbeaver (Member 10084669) on 20-Jan-2015
it?   
  • Re: is this by eagerbeaver (Member 10084669) on 20-Jan-2015
    you've all been raptured.

  • Re: is this by eagerbeaver (Member 10084669) on 20-Jan-2015
    five days and not a post. perhaps a series of unsolved murders across the country. police now looking for something to connect the killings - all flabby 40-somethings, introverts. Posterity records: the Liphook Murders.

  • Re: is this by eagerbeaver (Member 10084669) on 20-Jan-2015
    Dr Deadmeat fell down. Society paid the price.

  • Re: is this by eagerbeaver (Member 10084669) on 20-Jan-2015
    It's Dolly I weep for. Something beautiful in this dirty old world.

  • Re: is this by Deutsch Heute Vol 2 (Member 10156154) on 22-Jan-2015
    still hating to the bitter end

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sugar by Becks (Member 10099659) on 19-Jan-2015
CRASH!   
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Is it normal by moggy (Member 10021499) on 15-Jan-2015
for people buying a flat to ask for access to it so they can start decorating between exchange and completion?
I said no anyway - anything could happen and I don't want them having keys until the money is in my account.

Am I right or am I being an arsehole?

I know they want to get started so they can rent it out quicker.
  
  • Re: Is it normal by Becks (Member 10099659) on 15-Jan-2015
    I are 100% correct. No access.

  • Re: Is it normal by sandy (Member 10140950) on 15-Jan-2015
    A big fat no. They can come in and measure up and take details but no modifications to be done at all or you'll be liable for any damage/mess incured as the legal owner

  • Re: Is it normal by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 15-Jan-2015
    I am not charlie

  • Re: Is it normal by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 15-Jan-2015
    Zabadak,
    Karakakora kakarakak
    Zabadak
    Shai shai skagalak

  • Re: Is it normal by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 15-Jan-2015
    (Arf, Barf, Reply)

  • Re: Is it normal by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 15-Jan-2015
    *draws rubbish cartoon of mohammed looking like a smurf with a massive dildo sticking out of his arse,. sips absiunthe, lights gauloise and sniggers*

  • Re: Is it normal by fakester (Member 10207184) on 22-Jan-2015
    another 350 grand in the mugford coffers.

  • Re: Is it normal by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 22-Jan-2015
    I bet you wish you'd married him yourself Tom!

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cold and snow by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 14-Jan-2015
for the whole country beginning this weekend   
  • Re: cold and snow by Becks (Member 10099659) on 14-Jan-2015
    The Runes* have spoken
    *Yahoo weather

  • Re: cold and snow by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 14-Jan-2015
    i like the snow, it tastes like white crayons

  • Re: cold and snow by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 14-Jan-2015
    Or, in the '70s, white dog poo. *licks Spangle*

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I wonder what the Yes voters by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 13-Jan-2015
Make of the $45 BOE price, bullet dodged re their fanciful budget   
  • Re: I wonder what the Yes voters by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 15-Jan-2015
    less than half of the level at the referendum. would have DECIMATED their budget plans

  • Re: I wonder what the Yes voters by tinker (Member 10189454) on 15-Jan-2015
    heard the tale of gordon saving the world banking system by selling british gold reserves?

  • Re: I wonder what the Yes voters by Becks (Member 10099659) on 15-Jan-2015
    Stop telling tales.

  • Re: I wonder what the Yes voters by tinker (Member 10189454) on 15-Jan-2015
    it was in the telegraph i think.

  • Re: I wonder what the Yes voters by Becks (Member 10099659) on 15-Jan-2015
    Tell tale tit.

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Do you reckon you'd be able to bum this? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 13-Jan-2015
http://www.anatomystuff.co.uk/product-google_246967.aspx?gclid=CPvPpeeWkcMCFXHLtAodMlcALw   
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Haha women are insane by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 13-Jan-2015
Tip #4 - Try and bring the subject round to Ched Evans :(

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/12/bad-science-dos-donts-love-dating-five-tips
  
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Guru want by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 13-Jan-2015
Season tickets to Old Trafford
http://i57.tinypic.com/dm5m2s.jpg
  
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whats a good home cinema sound system? by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 12-Jan-2015
i hv bose and its broke
  
  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 12-Jan-2015
    Depends how much you want to spend. I've got a Samsung 5.1 which wasn't very expensive (couple of hundred pounds ish), but sounds really good.

    Can you get one to go with your TV so you don't have to swap remotes?

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 12-Jan-2015
    PS Wait until April for the new TV kit to come out, then buy a 4K TV and you'll probably get a good deal on the surround sound.

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 12-Jan-2015
    my TV is fairly new dont want a new one

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Jan-2015
    ive just bought a 5.1 surround and tbh i dont think its worth the fuss and hassle. just get a 2.1, decent make, is my advice.

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 12-Jan-2015
    thanks becks that v helpful advice

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 12-Jan-2015
    i hv a 2.1 and have had for years. i wanted to know which brands people rate

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Jan-2015
    yr question wasnt specific 'which brand' it was more open than that. and you didnt say 'exclude 2.1'.

    I'm sure these people can help if LH doesnt satisfy you.
    https://www.avforums.com/

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 12-Jan-2015
    thanks x
    beautiful lady x

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 12-Jan-2015
    things like that shouldn't just break. you sure it's plugged in?

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Jan-2015
    Dont speak to him tim, he'll only throw it back in yr face.

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Jan-2015
    Test

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 12-Jan-2015
    Greg famously hates cabling so he probably cut it all off

  • Re: whats a good home cinema sound system? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Jan-2015
    I simply can't take the risk of someone 'biting the hand that feeds them'

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je suis by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 9-Jan-2015
viz   
  • Re: je suis by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Jan-2015
    *likes*

  • Re: je suis by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Jan-2015
    what did you think of this Tim? http://viz.co.uk/curtains-al-qaida/

  • Re: je suis by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 9-Jan-2015
    it follows the solicitor for viz demands of "no direct references to allah or mohammed"

  • Re: je suis by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Jan-2015
    it felt a bit out of place to me

  • Re: je suis by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 9-Jan-2015
    it's a few years old

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remember the nan clat skits by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Jan-2015
when nan clat goaded bury away match fans by GNASHING HER TEEF at them
that was one of the funniest ever lh things (for me)
  
  • Re: remember the nan clat skits by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Jan-2015
    WHERE'S MI TEEF?

  • Re: remember the nan clat skits by Don Amott, King of Caravans (Member 10233266) on 9-Jan-2015
    Bright Brown Teef was gold too

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yeah baby by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Jan-2015
lets work it   
  • Re: yeah baby by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Jan-2015
    I like to move it move it

  • Re: yeah baby by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Jan-2015
    This feed has been quite exciting for the past hour

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11329976/Paris-Charlie-Hebdo-attack-live.html

  • Re: yeah baby by sandy (Member 10140950) on 9-Jan-2015
    Some hard working printers went into work this morning and suddenly the worlds media are focused in on their meagre office in some greyland industrial estate. Poor sods.

  • Re: yeah baby by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Jan-2015
    I THINK THE MEDIA is the last of their worries when there is a gun at their heads u stupid cow.

  • Re: yeah baby by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Jan-2015
    I keep thinking wow this will make a great film!

  • Re: yeah baby by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Jan-2015
    then I think sadly it will probably star liam neelson and get depressed

  • Re: yeah baby by sandy (Member 10140950) on 9-Jan-2015
    I think Damian Lewis would work better.

  • Re: yeah baby by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Jan-2015
    I can live with islamic terrorists taking me hostage but if the media turned up as well, pointing cameras, id be in absolute despair.

  • Re: yeah baby by fakester (Member 10207184) on 9-Jan-2015
    This is a job for Calum, Fran and Dangerous Danan

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Cmon by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Jan-2015
It would be a shame if we fell 500 short of 20k threads (since 2007)   
  • Re: Cmon by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Jan-2015
    PB how is it going? (happy new year)

  • Re: Cmon by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Jan-2015
    its june in NZ sean

  • Re: Cmon by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Jan-2015
    June 1986

  • Re: Cmon by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Jan-2015
    haha J

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bobbins by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 7-Jan-2015
looks like a cartoonist   
  • Re: bobbins by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 7-Jan-2015
    Haha he does a bit

  • Re: bobbins by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 7-Jan-2015
    he carrys a black marker pen with him everywhere he goes so he can do one of his hilarious caricatures on demand. just like bill tidy used to do on every programme in the eighties

  • Re: bobbins by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 7-Jan-2015
    Argghh Bill tidy. Tim is our Willie Rushton.

  • Re: bobbins by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 7-Jan-2015
    putting aside the absolute barbarity of these cunts who murder in the name of islam I have to admit that there's nothing more unfunny than one of those foreign political cartoons. they always look like something out of asterix meets dilbert

  • Re: bobbins by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 8-Jan-2015
    Ditto. I always wonder who reads them. And what their reason is over and above winding Muslims up?

  • Re: bobbins by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 8-Jan-2015
    I don't think I've ever been "offended" muslims need to start manning up

  • Re: bobbins by Don Amott, King of Caravans (Member 10233266) on 9-Jan-2015
    All the really contentious cartoons are awful... But it seems churlish to mention elsewhere given the circumstances

  • Re: bobbins by Don Amott, King of Caravans (Member 10233266) on 9-Jan-2015
    Awful as in shit drawings

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another year.... by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 7-Jan-2015

Colman just won the BAFTA. Right there. And she's only been on for ten minutes. Everyone else, give up now #broadchurch

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  • Re: another year.... by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 7-Jan-2015
    Haha - who else could it be? Equally predictably, she has brought her extensive legal knowledge to bear to declare that Ched Evans should never play professional football again.

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Great party by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 7-Jan-2015
http://t.co/Z0uG3HGjzL   
  • Re: Great party by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 7-Jan-2015
    What does Eric Hall actually do? I can't remember why he's 'famous'

  • Re: Great party by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 7-Jan-2015
    Footballers agent MONSTER MONSTER

  • Re: Great party by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 7-Jan-2015
    did he not manage Marc Bolan?

  • Re: Great party by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 7-Jan-2015
    Saw him on Channel 4 news last night - he didn't sound a well man (physically, that is)

  • Re: Great party by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 7-Jan-2015
    In an 'autopsy scenario' I imagine he would have loads of fatty buildup around his enlarged heart. Much like BLANK.

  • Re: Great party by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 7-Jan-2015
    are you method acting for your next role as a desk clerk?

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where is tim? by PJ (Member 10021506) on 6-Jan-2015
i want to talk about the westminster paedo ring.   
  • Re: where is tim? by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 6-Jan-2015
    nothing to do with Thorpe, though.

  • Re: where is tim? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 6-Jan-2015
    they're all at it

  • Re: where is tim? by sandy (Member 10140950) on 6-Jan-2015
    Hi Timothy.

  • Re: where is tim? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 6-Jan-2015
    Paul wants to know how he can join up.

  • Re: where is tim? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 6-Jan-2015
    It sounds like something you would buy at Iceland

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Wonderful news that Martin and Alice are expecting a baby! by fakester (Member 10207184) on 6-Jan-2015
(probably)   
  • Re: Wonderful news that Martin and Alice are expecting a baby! by fakester (Member 10207184) on 6-Jan-2015
    and Louise and Kenny as well! what a marvellous year this will be.

  • Re: Wonderful news that Martin and Alice are expecting a baby! by moggy (Member 10021499) on 6-Jan-2015
    And BFLF is playing the Festival Hall!

  • Re: Wonderful news that Martin and Alice are expecting a baby! by fakester (Member 10207184) on 6-Jan-2015
    oh how marv!

  • Re: Wonderful news that Martin and Alice are expecting a baby! by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 6-Jan-2015
    Kenny is dead mate

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