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• Re: Has anyone here been by Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (Member 10108070) on 9-Feb-2012
  Have you ever seen a man with elephantiasis of the atesticles @ the breakfast club

• Re: Has anyone here been by fucking newbie lurker (Member 10152383) on 9-Feb-2012
  ahaha

• Re: The Tennessee Fried Chicken opposite my old work by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha yes that was in Borough.

• Re: The Tennessee Fried Chicken opposite my old work by Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (Member 10108070) on 9-Feb-2012
  South Bank Uni. Several Alumni and faculty also terrorists, such as Zackarias Mousaoui the '20th hijacker' etc

• Re: The Tennessee Fried Chicken opposite my old work by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Feb-2012
  My iranian friend went to that uni. I shall keep an eye on him.

• Re: lets all have by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Let's have a Breakdance Party.

• Re: lets all have by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Let's have a Breakdance Party.

• Re: lets all have by Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (Member 10108070) on 9-Feb-2012
  Faggots Party! All welcome!

• Re: lets all have by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'm doing the double dutch and the slush

• Re: lets all have by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Feb-2012
  im considering the funky worm

• Re: lets all have by weeminger (Member 10049591) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'll be doing the smurf and the Jerry Lewis.

• Re: lets all have by Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (Member 10108070) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'm doing the Grinder

• Re: I don't want to go to cafe moments again by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  How did they not get it right?

• Re: I don't want to go to cafe moments again by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'm amazed you ever went back after visit #1

• Re: I don't want to go to cafe moments again by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  i was a bit taken aback by the solitary thin slice of cheddar laid atop the tato,my soup was lovely tho

• Re: I don't want to go to cafe moments again by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  I just had a lentil stew/bean chilli/dhal/tofu melange from the hot counter at Planet Organic. It was all different shades of rust but very tasty. No potatoes or rice or shit though, diet fans.

• Re: omg that city boy 'G4' email by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  what one is that? send me it!

• Re: omg that city boy 'G4' email by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  IM NOT DEFENDING THEM but I know a lot like that and they are CLEARLY taking the piss / making banter and sadly they will probably lose their jobs (but that's okay because we hate over privileged public school cunts etc).

• Re: omg that city boy 'G4' email by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098354/Public-schoolboys-rugby-tour-rules-email-goes-viral-We-boast-rich-are.html

• Re: omg that city boy 'G4' email by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  what is it? jus, send it to me.

• Re: omg that city boy 'G4' email by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Thanks Dan. Why is this any kind of story at all?

• Re: what's the name by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Feb-2012
  Jimmy McJimmy

• Re: what's the name by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Limmy?

• Re: what's the name by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  Brian Limond

• Re: what's the name by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  that's him

• Re: what's the name by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  requiem makes me cry with laughter

• Re: what's the name by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  I like iy when he does the Dungeons & Dragons phone in show.

• Re: what's the name by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha yes, those two are my favourite as well.

• Re: what's the name by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  i love this as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3Zj9ZBsyU

• Re: what's the name by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  What's the Requiem again? remind me. I've got the DVDs. Just can't place that one.

• Re: what's the name by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  he doesn't do that on TV. Here:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnIgXlvOQpo

• Re: what's the name by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Oh yes HAHA I have seen that. I think he's really hot.

• Re: what's the name by El Tel (Member 10068518) on 9-Feb-2012
  hahaha, that's v wrong

• Re: Mad shit by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Crazy. I don't think you could take in that sheer amount of money.

• Re: Mad shit by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  Haha stupid mugs. And he has a neck/shadow beard. Nasty.

• Re: Mad shit by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  If I won that much I'd give at least a grand to charity

• Re: Mad shit by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 9-Feb-2012
  id pay for the levison enwuiry

• Re: Mad shit by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Those odd Amish type beards do nothing for no-one.

• Re: Mad shit by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  she looks like Rachel Weisz.

• Re: Mad shit by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  (squashed)

• Re: Mad shit by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'd become a dragon

• Re: Mad shit by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Feb-2012
  I think people must geunuinely think 'well we have to do the press conference in order to get them to give us the money'. Imagine all the scratchers they'll get targeting them and their family. Nutters.

• Re: Mad shit by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'd get a waterbed.

• Re: Mad shit by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  it's so they get the protection of Camelot re Press intrusion and also financial advice, otherwise you're literally just "thrown to the wolves"

• Re: Mad shit by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  How would they get thrown to the wolves if they remain anonymous? Have you ever heard of an anonymous lottery winner being outed for the odd 20 years it's been running?

• Re: Mad shit by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  or is that what camelot tell you in order to make you do it?

• Re: Mad shit by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Feb-2012
  That's rubbish. If you don't want it announced then that's that surely?

• Re: Mad shit by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  personally i would tick no publicity, but that is what they say

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  she'll be pinning things to a Pinterest webboard or summat.

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Are you on that, Katie?

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  No, not yet. I think someone needs to send you an invitation or something.

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  I would like to do a kind of 70s mood thingy.

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  It's for quilters and scrapbookers

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 9-Feb-2012
  I've been in aboring meeting for hours and hours. The main thing I have taken away from it is that I have really wonky knuckles

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  I've discovered from pinterest that americans are obsessed with dip, Jesus, tidy 'mud rooms' and turning tshirts into 100 different things.

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Which is valuable information indeed.

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  CHAD HOGAN

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  I am on it, but can't be bothered to do anything with it. It's a bit pointless for me.

• Re: Where's Mezbot today? by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha flossie. they are also completely obsessed with botulism and cooking food to the perfect temperature to avoid said illness. stupid cunts.

• Re: It was very amusing by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Feb-2012
  do you hold hands in there? it's nice to hold hands

• Re: It was very amusing by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  arabs are always holding hands

• Re: It was very amusing by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  Sean did actually hold my hand, but it was part of a demonstrative story about a blind date

• Re: It was very amusing by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  oh when did you leave? SiLo could've joined you.

• Re: It was very amusing by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  about 1.45

• Re: tim by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  they have appointed tim as the new headmaster.

• Re: tim by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  seem to be getting litigous about their reputation and are silencing comment

• Re: tim by james (Member 10208416) on 9-Feb-2012
  litigious

• Re: glasses wearers by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  i bet you look like sue perkins in your glasses.

• Re: glasses wearers by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Do you have them on all the time? Or only for reading/computer?

• Re: glasses wearers by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  reading, computer etc

• Re: glasses wearers by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  according to my dad I look like some evil bloke in eastenders which I never watch so it's wasted on me

• Re: glasses wearers by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  karen i saw you on the number 10 last night!

• Re: glasses wearers by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Just may be your eyes getting used to them. I have different reading and driving ones. The driving ones kill my eyes and make them woozy and water. I think they've OD'd on the prescription.

• Re: glasses wearers by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  ah so it's not just me

• Re: glasses wearers by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  Maybe you are just quite sad?

• Re: glasses wearers by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  my glasses water just about all the time. it appears to be rhinitis, a sinus probe that can be allergic or caused by damage to the sinuses. steroid nasal spray seems to work. it's FUCKING annoying.

• Re: glasses wearers by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Oh did you! I was up on the top deck. I like the No 10 and no 9 routes.

• Re: glasses wearers by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  I mean my eyes water. Not my glasses.

• Re: glasses wearers by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Haha! Are you a Timalike for Derek Branning?

• Re: glasses wearers by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  a sinus problem not probe. fuck's sake.

• Re: glasses wearers by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Yes. I was getting up to leave and saw you when I entered the stairwell down but I had some bathroom scales on me and a book open in my hand and my gym kit and my iphone was on so i didn't want to just SHOUT.

• Re: glasses wearers by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  someone called ben mitchell

• Re: glasses wearers by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  nobody watches eastenders except slackers and your dad.

• Re: glasses wearers by james (Member 10208416) on 9-Feb-2012
  i have been squirting beconase aqueous nasal spray up my hooter for a month and my headaches have gone. thanks beconase.

• Re: glasses wearers by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Hahaha! Your dad is taking the p. *sniggers at Ben Mitchell* Where's Paul when you need him? (Ben Mitchell is an EE schoolboy who has just come out and hates his dad Phil for taunting him about his gayness).

• Re: glasses wearers by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Bengo, you should just have shouted Karen/Chutzpah/The PiG. I would have answered to all three :-/

• Re: glasses wearers by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  ah I see

• Re: glasses wearers by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  I was laden down and sort of confused what with the book / music thing and no free hands and stairs to get down FAST.

• Re: oh mark by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  what are you talking about?

• Re: oh mark by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  uh oh

• Re: oh mark by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  I can sense a cold front.

• Re: oh mark by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  what do you mean?

• Re: oh mark by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  it's a town in syria. sounds like the place your lot would visit

• Re: oh mark by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  stupid boy.

• Re: oh mark by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  'spose it was a bit

• Re: oh hai by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  paul is on the way to leeds looking at a dwarf.

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  you will just have to do then

• Re: oh hai by El Tel (Member 10068518) on 9-Feb-2012
  Hi Bryony, what have you been up to? *buys ticket to Egyptian football match*

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  hehe. I went to New York. It was fun. On Sunday I am going to India.

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  yo bryony, how the devil are you? *packs bags and goes on italian cruise*

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  *limp forever friends dance*

• Re: oh hai by weeminger (Member 10049591) on 9-Feb-2012
  We don't see you much round here these days. Are you well *buys flat in Homs*

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  will you dance for me bryony?

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha "Homs"

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  dance for you or with you?

• Re: oh hai by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  Where in Inja? I would like to go one day. Mind you, I would like to see you again one day. That's possibly only slightly more likely.

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  for me, like schezerade or whatever she was called

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  i sat next to hugh jackman on the flight back. it was probably the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me,other than completing bubble bobble with michael.

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  im going to udaipur. we can meet up when i am back"

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  im not a very good dancer but for you... *does forever friends dance*

• Re: oh hai by El Tel (Member 10068518) on 9-Feb-2012
  I've never heard it called THAT before

• Re: oh hai by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  let's ask bryony what she thinks of the faggot shitstorm.

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  actually i agree with tim on the faggot shit storm. it's never nice to use the word faggot but i am afraid that when applied to a man who frequently uses worse, the reaction by the perkinator feels a little overblown.

• Re: oh hai by El Tel (Member 10068518) on 9-Feb-2012
  Oh yes, lets! *strokes Timmy the dog*

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  IN YOUR FACE BENGO

• Re: oh hai by pastitgirl (Member 10080582) on 9-Feb-2012
  Why doesn't some paper or journo write about the faggot shitstorm and name and shame les bullies?

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  because it would take a lot of skill to point out celebrity trial by social media is so nasty. most people are morons

• Re: oh hai by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  once you start to write these things down on paper it quickly becomes obvious how silly they are

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  it appears that the school have acted very well in this case

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  and it involves a 'member of the meedja'

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  I think my problem is that I despise people like sue perkins and emma kennedy. I hate how the oxbridge cartel always keeps talent back. how they keep a lid on chaos of raw talent

• Re: oh hai by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  tim / bryony - this is exactly what i have said the whole way through, although tim seems to think otherwise.

• Re: oh hai by fotherington tomas (Member 10081174) on 9-Feb-2012
  WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ON?

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  I can't get on because I'm rather resentful and am quite happy with that. It compliments my personality

• Re: oh hai by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  geoff, it's happening again

• Re: oh hai by Don Amott, King of Caravans (Member 10233266) on 9-Feb-2012
  Hai! (Banzai)

• Re: oh hai by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  i would love that. i never pick fights with anybody, nor do i bully anybody. but if you dare to WIN AN ARGUMENT with tim you will never forget it.

• Re: oh hai by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  look at him trying to get the last word in again

• Re: oh hai by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha.

• Re: oh hai by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Feb-2012
  and again

• Re: Anyone here like by fucking newbie lurker (Member 10152383) on 9-Feb-2012
  The band members are Anne Marit Bergheim, Marianne Sveen, Solveig Heilo and Turid Jørgensen. Their music mixes genres such as folk music, pop, rock, country and balkan music. Even though the members are from Norway, their lyrics are in English. The four members switch instruments often and have a stated goal of playing instruments they haven't played before.[1] They play more than 25 different in
  struments, including some which are quite unusual in a band setting, such as accordion, contrabass balalaika, zither, ukulele and melodica.
  ... more >>

• Re: Anyone here like by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  They are absolutely awful.

• Re: Anyone here like by fucking newbie lurker (Member 10152383) on 9-Feb-2012
  they aren't awful. They are superb. But let's agree to disagree.

• Re: Anyone here like by james (Member 10208416) on 9-Feb-2012
  Turgid Jørgensen the porn star.

• Re: Anyone here like by fucking newbie lurker (Member 10152383) on 9-Feb-2012
  it would be rubbish if everyone liked the same thing, wouldn't it.

• Re: Anyone here like by fucking newbie lurker (Member 10152383) on 9-Feb-2012
  *grows magic quiff to please Nick Cave*

• Re: Anyone here like by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  Oh and I have blocked you on Twitter. Why on earth would you want to follow me?

• Re: Anyone here like by james (Member 10208416) on 9-Feb-2012
  err, i'm in love with you but i'm very shy.

• Re: Anyone here like by weeminger (Member 10049591) on 9-Feb-2012
  Here she is Turgid Jorgensen

• Re: Big snow in London by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Feb-2012
  yep i remember that, was at least a foot or two. was mental.

• Re: Big snow in London by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Feb-2012
  If I get thejobiwant IF IF I do, it means lh for me is over. 100%
  "I'm gone"

• Re: Big snow in London by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 9-Feb-2012
  can we please talk about something else than weather and diets. Its like being in a shitty hairdressers.

• Re: Big snow in London by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  Do they not have the internet at this place?

• Re: Big snow in London by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'd say 3 Ric
  Haha on early Facebook for some reason it REALLY wound me up remember that group "WE WILL NOT PAY for FACEBOOK if you try and charge us WE ARE GONE" haha. When there was never any intention of it anyway

• Re: Big snow in London by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Feb-2012
  Barry IM GONE. They do but my new job of I get it pleasegodpleasegod is high powered and important and for a global mega bank so i just COULDNT.
  Barry IF I get it we should have joint celebration drinks re your HuffPo job. Have u emailed slack yet ? They prefer recommendations.

• Re: Big snow in London by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Feb-2012
  Imagine "how do you know the applicant miss timpson?"
  "oh I've never met him and don't even know his name but he's won a "best poster" Mary award for the last two years running so I think he's v suited to the job"

• Re: Big snow in London by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha. i'm swithering.

• Re: Big snow in London by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha eib

• Re: Big snow in London by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  there has never been 3 feet of level snow in london in your lifetime

• Re: Big snow in London by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Feb-2012
  so were probably much smaller then so the snow felt much bigger. hope this helps

• Re: Big snow in London by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Feb-2012
  it was upto our shoulders.

• Re: Big snow in London by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Feb-2012
  did you have shoes?

• Re: Big snow in London by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Feb-2012
  Honestly Tim look it up. It was up to my knees

• Re: Big snow in London by james (Member 10208416) on 9-Feb-2012
  no skating on the Thames EVER!

• Re: Big snow in London by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  you have three feet calves?

• Re: Big snow in London by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Feb-2012
  just look in the weather almanac. deep snow in london, early 80s.

• Re: Big snow in London by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  ffs there was plenty of snow in the south east in the early and mid eighties but not 3 feet of it

• Re: Big snow in London by james (Member 10208416) on 9-Feb-2012
  i remember taking this picture back then: http://tinypic.com/r/2hezxis/5

• Re: Big snow in London by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Feb-2012
  dont you dare 'ffs' me.

• Re: rarely seen vic and bob by Skeleton (Member 10080559) on 9-Feb-2012
  Carl had one hell of a big face.

• Re: rarely seen vic and bob by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  Was that around the time of Weekenders? I still love that. The guy playing synth guitar in the pub cracks me up.

• Re: rarely seen vic and bob by Skeleton (Member 10080559) on 9-Feb-2012
  Phil Oakey selling meat.

• Re: rarely seen vic and bob by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha yes. a haunting image. and paul whitehouse as the welsh bus driver.

• Re: rarely seen vic and bob by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Feb-2012
  Err Barry PW is a cpf of a well known lh poster. Well, cpf/shags his ex wife

• Re: rarely seen vic and bob by james (Member 10208416) on 9-Feb-2012
  don't be coy we all know who it is (Mr Smith)

• Re: This could possibly be the greatest synopsis for a scene ever by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  stop speaking in tongues tel

• Re: This could possibly be the greatest synopsis for a scene ever by El Tel (Member 10068518) on 9-Feb-2012
  Its from a show synopsis about Quo that I'm reading

• Re: Tim by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  You know what i'd like? you see how places that really rarely get snow like Algeria and Morocco are getting it cos this is SUCH a cold front? I'd love it if we had about 3 ft of snow in London, instead of the couple of inches we normally get

• Re: Tim by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  Nobody was ever satisfied with just a couple of inches.
  
  And didn't we have those big snowfalls in 2009, 2010?

• Re: Tim by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  Yes feb 2009 was amazing in London.

• Re: Tim by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  pressure rising in the atlantic to introduce a northerly but the high pressure is likely to drift towards us lessening the snow risk and keeping it frosty. that's the likely scenario but one to watch

• Re: Tim by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  about 1-2cms tops tonight in London - more likely to the west.

• Re: Tim by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  Yeah, masses of good snow is great. Snow then ice then rain then subzero is not so great slips on arse

• Re: Tim by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  we had snow but it wasnt BIG, i'm talking 3ft on the ground, drifts upto 10ft, like they get in the country

• Re: Tim by flossie (Member 10031603) on 9-Feb-2012
  but could you imagine how much MOANING there would be?

• Re: Tim by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  It was under a foot in london then wasn't it?

• Re: Tim by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  that would be most unlikely to ever happen in london. I'd love to explain to you how and why it snows but I can't really be arsed. it is more complicated than you think

• Re: Tim by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  maximum 6-8 inches is the most i've seen since i moved to London in 2000 and that PARALYSED the city, can you imagine what 6 times that would do? it would be GREAT

• Re: Tim by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  i realise it's unlikely and i understand some of the reasons why, but i can dream

• Re: Tim by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  "SWEDEN gets MUCH more than us but THEY cope".

• Re: Tim by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  I live in a high snow risk area due to altitude and exposure to the north and east. heavy snow gets tedious after a while

• Re: Tim by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  That was feb 09 twitpic.com/8hlish

• Re: Tim by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  Indeed, i have spent plenty winters in the snow in the Peak District and it gets de trop, but just ONCE, i would like to see it before i shuffle off this mortal coil (to New Zealand)

• Re: Tim by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  In london

• Re: Tim by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  things like cancelling flights at heathrow is not because we can't deal with snow, it's because the airport is at maximum capacity. build another runway and no flights would be cancelled. places like arlanda in stockholm deal with a third of heathrow's flights but have more runways and they still get delays

• Re: Tim by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  now imagine you cant see below the seat on that bench, THAT is what i mean by proper snow

• Re: Tim by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  new zealand gets loads of snow in the mountains

• Re: Tim by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 9-Feb-2012
  It's just such a cliche. Usually uttered by right wingers who want low taxes and a tiny public sector while simultaneously expecting the state to do everything to their perfect satisfaction.

• Re: Doreen's Story by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  funny but 2 minutes too long

• Re: Doreen's Story by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Feb-2012
  ## And we'll have a more in depth review on tomorrow's Laidler's Gigglebiz ##

• Re: Doreen's Story by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  haha

• Re: Doreen's Story by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  in this business we call show it's all about timing

• Re: Doreen's Story by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Feb-2012
  no snow no show

• Re: Doreen's Story by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 9-Feb-2012
  That made me laugh out loud. Who is it? Is she new?

• Re: Doreen's Story by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 9-Feb-2012
  No Moet no show-ay

• Re: Doreen's Story by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  thankyoudaniel has started following her on twitter so could be one to watch

• Re: Doreen's Story by El Tel (Member 10068518) on 9-Feb-2012
  no Chandon, no band on

• Re: Doreen's Story by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  no coke no joke

• Re: Doreen's Story by jusdOrange (Member 10115433) on 9-Feb-2012
  Tim the more you obsess about me the stronger I become.

• Re: Doreen's Story by crispin (Member 10056132) on 9-Feb-2012
  I'm not obsessing over you. I just think you're a dick

• Re: Doreen's Story by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Feb-2012
  no Dom, no Mon