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so the long talked about by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 18-Dec-2014
establishment paedophile ring steps up a gear with the met promising a full investigation and also acknowledging that there were murders. I wonder who died recently....   
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*eib appears with teary bloodshot eyes before press conference* by Becks (Member 10099659) on 18-Dec-2014
first of all, we just want barry to know hes not in any kind of trouble or anything (sob) and we are not angry with him, we just want him to get in touch and let us know hes ok....if anyone out there sees barry or knows where he is please please please just call the police.....(lip quiver) we love him so much and we just want him back safely

*bursts into tears - is consoled by mez*
  
  • Re: *eib appears with teary bloodshot eyes before press conference* by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 18-Dec-2014
    haha

  • Re: *eib appears with teary bloodshot eyes before press conference* by Becks (Member 10099659) on 18-Dec-2014
    *Ian Huntley stands at back of the room wearing man utd top*

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What really annoys me by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 18-Dec-2014
is when people don't read the comments on a Facebook update before posting their "funny", its just poor "netiquette". Sometimes i wonder if we fought the messageboard wars in vain   
  • Re: What really annoys me by Becks (Member 10099659) on 18-Dec-2014
    So obesity is now officially a 'disability'.
    Which liphookes can we now classify as DISABLED?

  • Re: What really annoys me by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 18-Dec-2014
    Wake up Sheeple

  • Re: What really annoys me by Suzanne (Member 10128239) on 18-Dec-2014
    *has carer place blue badge on laptop screen*

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merry christmas babes by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 17-Dec-2014
peace on earth yeah?   
  • Re: merry christmas babes by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 17-Dec-2014
    it's full steam ahead for the conservative party!

  • Re: merry christmas babes by Becks (Member 10099659) on 17-Dec-2014
    Yay!!'

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weather by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 17-Dec-2014
ladies and gentlemen, there is a pattern change on the way. details subject to change but at the moment there is snow over christmas. ladies and gentlemen that is all   
  • Re: weather by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 17-Dec-2014
    OMG TIM http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-12-17/london-new-york-flight-circling-in-channel-after-take-off/

  • Re: weather by Becks (Member 10099659) on 17-Dec-2014
    jus burning fuel before it can land again innit.

  • Re: weather by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 17-Dec-2014
    haha @tim

  • Re: weather by Becks (Member 10099659) on 17-Dec-2014
    Haha ya cunt @sean

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What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 16-Dec-2014
I'm going to do a really sexy rendition of 'Baby it's cold outside' with one of the liphook ladies   
  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 16-Dec-2014
    Who's doing this years Maryszzzzzz.....?

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 16-Dec-2014
    I'm doing some "improv"

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 17-Dec-2014
    Paul and I will be reprising Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer's rendition of No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 17-Dec-2014
    I'll be performing some of my favourite songs from the caribbean

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 17-Dec-2014
    Joe will be doing some poetry and a Jungle Book mashup on the turntables

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 17-Dec-2014
    I'm jelly wrestling with my own conscience.

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 17-Dec-2014
    I shall be "fading serenely".

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 17-Dec-2014
    I will be sending sean a moonpig xmas card.

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 17-Dec-2014
    i hate people using the '@john' in an email to direct a question to someone. someone has just done it to me, you can just use my name you half wit.

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 17-Dec-2014
    Your name is 'Ric' Ric just FYI

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 17-Dec-2014
    @Ric

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Suzanne (Member 10128239) on 17-Dec-2014
    It's not for you Becks, it's to emphasis the point if your foolishness/ineptitude to all those sat smirking on bcc. Hth.

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 17-Dec-2014
    believe it or not it was a vendor who MIGHT be getting money from me. The only reason ive let her get away with it (for now) is cos shes really fit.
    *ghost of old Becks stirs...*

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by fakester (Member 10207184) on 17-Dec-2014
    fascinating

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 17-Dec-2014
    HURRAAAAAY IT'S FESTIVE FAKEY! Alright Tom!

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 17-Dec-2014
    alright tom

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 17-Dec-2014
    hi tom

  • Re: What's everyone doing for the virtual christmas party? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 17-Dec-2014
    OI OI FAKENY

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there's a by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 16-Dec-2014
fucking massive star over liphook. Fucking massive it is   
  • Re: there's a by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 16-Dec-2014
    unto us Jimmy Brown is given

  • Re: there's a by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 16-Dec-2014
    A newborn king to see! (pa rim pa pum pum)

  • Re: there's a by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 16-Dec-2014
    rum

  • Re: there's a by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 16-Dec-2014
    it's rap a pom pom ya twat

  • Re: there's a by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 16-Dec-2014
    hhehe rim hehe

  • Re: there's a by Becks (Member 10099659) on 16-Dec-2014
    I walked out the office on Friday and got caught up in a 'Living Nativity Play'.
    A local school was parading past and they went right by the revolving doors as I was walking out and I got swept up in a procession* of junior school kids dressed as 'angels', 'shepherds' and 'wise men' etc singing O Little Town of Bethlehem.

    There was even a live donkey in amongst it all. Yes, I said a FUCKING LI... more >>

  • Re: there's a by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 16-Dec-2014
    Shut it becks

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Charlotte Sharman alumni by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 15-Dec-2014
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30475232   
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becks by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 12-Dec-2014
when toube and his mates are having a long winded discussion about some islamic nutcase just join in the conversation along the lines of "any of you lot know some good diamond dealers?"   
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TIM by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
LONDON AIRSPACE CLOSED, COMPUTER FAILURE.   
  • Re: TIM by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    WHATS THE REAL STORY? ITS THE MYSTERY BOOMS AGAIN, I BET.

  • Re: TIM by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    TIM YA CUNT!

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i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
..has anyone bought diamonds in hatton jardin?
I know its allegedly the place to go but is it the kind of place one is likely to get ripped off? I want to go somewhere and be GUIDED and HELPED with cut, clarity, CARROT and colour, not be ripped of by eg a 'money grabbing jew'.
  
  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by Suzanne (Member 10128239) on 12-Dec-2014
    Stick a carrot up your arse.

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Dec-2014
    Go and see Bootsy's guy. They call him 'the Jew'.

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    Yeah, I need a reliable jew.

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    Oh me and my anti semitism. if the Toubester is lurking, im only joking obv.
    I love the jews.

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    i dont mean I am only joking IF yr lurking, I AM joking.

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    In fact, Toube, if you could recommend someone....thanks.

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by tinker (Member 10189454) on 12-Dec-2014
    Jews can come across really well in films etc - i saw some funny jews and thought i'd like to be one the other day.

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by tinker (Member 10189454) on 12-Dec-2014
    wouldn't have one in the house though

  • Re: i may as well talk to myself but anyway... by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 13-Dec-2014
    i'll send you my man Chris' details

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at 7:25 by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 12-Dec-2014
the most sinister thing I've ever seen. this is on a par with the yorkshire ripper platform shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIhrSePimB0
  
  • Re: at 7:25 by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    Cant see youtube, what appen?

    its festive day today in work, everyone is wearing silly jumpers and generally 'going mad'.

  • Re: at 7:25 by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    an older man sits across from me, hes got one of those Richard III hunchbacks. all stopped over and funny protruding belly.

    he makes me feel a bit sick if im totally honest.

  • Re: at 7:25 by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    I imagine sandys old husband to be like him.

  • Re: at 7:25 by tinker (Member 10189454) on 12-Dec-2014
    Dicky 3 the king under the carpark. Not a character you'd find in Game of Thrones.

  • Re: at 7:25 by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 12-Dec-2014
    I'm watching with no sound - what is it?

  • Re: at 7:25 by tinker (Member 10189454) on 12-Dec-2014
    In physics, sound is a vibration that propagates as a typically audible mechanical wave of pressure and displacement, through a medium such as air or water. In physiology and psychology, sound is the reception of such waves and their perception by the brain

  • Re: at 7:25 by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 12-Dec-2014
    get bent tinker

  • Re: at 7:25 by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Dec-2014
    Propogate *this*

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where's tim? by flossie (Member 10031603) on 11-Dec-2014
tim - did your crispin account get deleted? I've been trying to find all your old band/DJ names but you're nowhere to be found.   
  • Re: where's tim? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 11-Dec-2014
    It did unfortunately, someone (Becks) flagged one of his posts as inappropriate and they deleted the entire user. All that is left is a succession of "haha Tim"'s and Dallas' half of a conversation about mashing

  • Re: where's tim? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 11-Dec-2014
    It was during one of the 'cunt' purges. They deleted all of his posts (I vaguely remember cunt might have had two log ins) and 'Crispin' was killed as part of collateral damage.

    All gone, EVERYTHING.

  • Re: where's tim? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 11-Dec-2014
    Nb. I didn't flag any of Tim's post. Martin is mischief making of course. N

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bring me the head by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 10-Dec-2014
of ***** *********   
  • Re: bring me the head by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 10-Dec-2014
    EGGS FOR SALE

  • Re: bring me the head by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 10-Dec-2014
    spinster' eggs?

  • Re: bring me the head by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 10-Dec-2014
    dog eggs

  • Re: bring me the head by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 10-Dec-2014
    DVD Easter Eggs =

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-30403700

  • Re: bring me the head by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 10-Dec-2014
    scotch dave kept his

  • Re: bring me the head by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 10-Dec-2014
    who is looking for me?

  • Re: bring me the head by Becks (Member 10099659) on 10-Dec-2014
    just want to re-confirm our bet...it was £500 for utd to finish 7th or better?

  • Re: bring me the head by Becks (Member 10099659) on 10-Dec-2014
    or was it just 'better than 7th'?

  • Re: bring me the head by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 10-Dec-2014
    7?

  • Re: bring me the head by Becks (Member 10099659) on 10-Dec-2014
    it was something like 'they wont be better than last season' i thought you said??

  • Re: bring me the head by Becks (Member 10099659) on 10-Dec-2014
    This Malala kid is getting right on my nerves. You've yr day in the sun, now do as you preach and get back to school.

  • Re: bring me the head by Becks (Member 10099659) on 10-Dec-2014
    Nobel awards, UN ambassador.....she better have done her bloody homework.

  • Re: bring me the head by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 10-Dec-2014
    What a horrible thing to say about the peoples princess

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I must say having kids is pretty easy by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Dec-2014
all this hoo-ha people make is a load of old fuss.

I more stressed/annoyed by having the mother in law stay with us.
  
  • Re: I must say having kids is pretty easy by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    I like my in-laws

  • Re: I must say having kids is pretty easy by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    I'd quite like a dog though

  • Re: I must say having kids is pretty easy by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Dec-2014
    Shes ok but in small doses. She watches all the soaps and every "im strictly an x factor celebrity on ice get me out of here" on.
    ergo I dont get look in.

  • Re: I must say having kids is pretty easy by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    oh I don't let mine watch the television, they are not allowed in the front room

  • Re: I must say having kids is pretty easy by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    they get hair EVERYWHERE

  • Re: I must say having kids is pretty easy by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Dec-2014
    What are you gonna do when all these soldiers are dead? yr gravy train will grind to a halt.

  • Re: I must say having kids is pretty easy by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Dec-2014
    While im here, someone bring me scotch dave.

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Barry J by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
has been sighted on the skye ferry dressed as a woman   
  • Re: Barry J by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Dec-2014
    i wonder what the story is

  • Re: Barry J by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    alright babe

  • Re: Barry J by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 9-Dec-2014
    Hello liphook I just got off the plane from NY, I feel a bit delerious

  • Re: Barry J by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 9-Dec-2014
    here she is - jaded jagger

  • Re: Barry J by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    did you fly back from newark?

  • Re: Barry J by weeminger (Member 10049591) on 9-Dec-2014
    He probably works upstairs from me or something (I work in the same building as one of our big newspapers)

  • Re: Barry J by sandy (Member 10140950) on 9-Dec-2014
    Hello Plebs.

  • Re: Barry J by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 9-Dec-2014
    yes I did bobbins

  • Re: Barry J by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    one that got in at 6.30? haha my wife was on that

  • Re: Barry J by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Dec-2014
    here she is

  • Re: Barry J by sandy (Member 10140950) on 9-Dec-2014
    Hello Mez. Belated birthday kiss. I'd love to go to NY. Never been...

  • Re: Barry J by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    what do you want from santa Sandy?

  • Re: Barry J by sandy (Member 10140950) on 9-Dec-2014
    World Peace Bobbins.

  • Re: Barry J by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 9-Dec-2014
    oh how weird bobbins. Not my birthday yet sand! Was there for someone else's 40th..

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" Sean is half wolfhound I think" 13 hrs · Like · 1 by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 9-Dec-2014
That's strange, he used to be full Poonhound   
  • Re: by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 9-Dec-2014
    Half Poonhound, half Silver Fox

  • Re: by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 9-Dec-2014
    more poundland than poonhound

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Barry J by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
nearly 3m since we havent heard "hide nor hair".
he cld actually be dead and we wldnt know would be :-(
  
  • Re: Barry J by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    I hope he's ok.

    #findbarryjohnson

  • Re: Barry J by tinker (Member 10189454) on 8-Dec-2014
    he was driven away by anti-independence facts and figures.

  • Re: Barry J by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 8-Dec-2014
    he's fine.

  • Re: Barry J by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    oil $67 a barrel and falling. Lucky you lot didnt yr independence after all, dont worry we'll take care of you now.

    *sits back...*

  • Re: Barry J by tinker (Member 10189454) on 8-Dec-2014
    Salmond's wanting to get on that Westminster tit.

  • Re: Barry J by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 8-Dec-2014
    whatch you dont sit back like Elton.

  • Re: Barry J by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 8-Dec-2014
    Haha SD.

  • Re: Barry J by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    so he wants to be part of the 'westminster elite' and 'distrusted westminster leaders' hes spent years lambasting.
    He should stay in his 'own country' i should say.

  • Re: Barry J by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 8-Dec-2014
    im not bothered ric

  • Re: Barry J by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    i think you mean 'nae bothered'.

  • Re: Barry J by weeminger (Member 10049591) on 8-Dec-2014
    He's giving his Westminster salary to charity. *fucks off again*

  • Re: Barry J by weeminger (Member 10049591) on 8-Dec-2014
    Assuming he gets in (which he will).

  • Re: Barry J by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    Well thats something I suppose.

    MPs only get paid 67k or something, thats shit. No wonder our MPs are so rubbish.

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mince pies by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 8-Dec-2014
in usual place everybody!   
  • Re: mince pies by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 8-Dec-2014
    usual place = the shop

  • Re: mince pies by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    lol

  • Re: mince pies by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 8-Dec-2014
    how you been Sire Greggy of Greggington-on-Sea

  • Re: mince pies by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    "fine thanks"

  • Re: mince pies by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    im really thin at the moment ask ubu roi and grandcazzoducan

  • Re: mince pies by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    skin and bone nutter again

  • Re: mince pies by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    Greg, next time everyone goes to Suffolk I'd like to come.
    Thanks.

  • Re: mince pies by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 8-Dec-2014
    yes, I can confirm he is indeed looking good - back to his good old s&bn self

  • Re: mince pies by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 8-Dec-2014
    I had to shot someone who's modelled for hedi slimane's YSL rock and roll campaign the other day

  • Re: mince pies by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    Bit harsh bobbins.

  • Re: mince pies by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 8-Dec-2014
    harsh but fair becks, hows life? looking forward to crimbo?

  • Re: mince pies by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    was he fit brian?
    ric u can visit when u want its free until xmas but im not going with a wee babi im afraid #sleepless nights at the weekend no fanks

  • Re: mince pies by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 8-Dec-2014
    Oh are we back on. Fleur tho eh...

  • Re: mince pies by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 8-Dec-2014
    you'd have liked him greg, mind you I don't know your type

  • Re: mince pies by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    all good bobbi, work is a minor pain in the ass though.
    egg, I had a drink with chris at weekend, he told me. babbi is not coming, just me and k****.

  • Re: mince pies by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    ok cool

  • Re: mince pies by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    SD hows yr sex life

  • Re: mince pies by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    Yay! scotch daves sex life...its just like the good ol days.

  • Re: mince pies by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 8-Dec-2014
    ive recently split from my long time girlfriend. (2months). NSA fun required

  • Re: mince pies by Becks (Member 10099659) on 8-Dec-2014
    mez is still single 'fyi'.

  • Re: mince pies by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 9-Dec-2014
    I hate shop bought mince pies. The only ones I find acceptable are M&S puff pastry ones. Little insight into my life there.

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R Patz by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
well hot in the Dior video   
  • Re: R Patz by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    there is a directors cut on youtube

  • Re: R Patz by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    my BMI is 21.2 FYI

  • Re: R Patz by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 8-Dec-2014
    Hiya Greggy merry christmas

  • Re: R Patz by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 8-Dec-2014
    hi

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