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I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 28-Feb-2015
but apparently pbstan has just eaten a human placenta :-(   
  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 2-Mar-2015
    Fukin did n'all

  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 2-Mar-2015
    Everyone is screaming about it on mumsnet

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haha by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 26-Feb-2015
omg magazine   
  • Re: haha by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 28-Feb-2015
    hahah I've been laughing about that this week. Next launch: Tubby Boohoo Monthly...

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Tim by Becks (Member 10099659) on 25-Feb-2015
Has anyone looked at the flight path of that Russian bomber on flight radar that was of Cornwall last week? You can look back can't you somewhere or other...?   
  • Re: Tim by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 25-Feb-2015
    russian bombers don't have their transponders switched on. also flightradar only covers aircraft that are picked up by home scanners

  • Re: Tim by Becks (Member 10099659) on 25-Feb-2015
    Ah yes, transponders.

  • Re: Tim by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 25-Feb-2015
    flightradar works by getting users to use scanners and pick up the callsign from the aircraft it then matches that callsign against available databases to id the aircraft. not all airlines submit flight data to these databases and the military certainly don't

  • Re: Tim by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 25-Feb-2015
    by scanner I mean an ads-b receiver like this http://www.flightstore.co.uk/pilot-supplies-c1/virtual-radar-for-aircraft-c49/gns-5890-usb-ads-b-receiver-p3262/s3603?gclid=CjwKEAiAgranBRDitfSQk_P7vnMSJAAhx5G5hhzMJLTXhbU_za6PgWbhLh_TxChcBvqvUN2mOOw9URoCEW_w_wcB

    as you can see it can only pick up aircraft equipped with an ads-b transmitter.lots of airlines participate in the system but certainly not all

  • Re: Tim by Becks (Member 10099659) on 25-Feb-2015
    Ah right. I was wondering if there was a way to check that woman's claims that she saw the Bear just off the coast...and not.
    Cheers.

  • Re: Tim by Becks (Member 10099659) on 25-Feb-2015
    And seems not.

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haha this article by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 20-Feb-2015
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/02/18/entertainment/feat-beyonce-makeup-photos/index.html   
  • Re: haha this article by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-Feb-2015
    lets take a ride run with the DOGS tonight

    woof woof

  • Re: haha this article by fakester (Member 10207184) on 24-Feb-2015
    Board 2 is too open Moggs by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 23-Oct-2002
    we either need cormac to password Liphook, or use Slacks site i'm afraid •Re: Board 2 is too open Moggs by moggy (Member 10021499) on 23-Oct-2002
    and board 2 is also closed to new posts.
    •Re: Board 2 is too open Moggs by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 23-Oct-2002
    well there y'are SPAZMO
    •Re: B... more >>

  • Re: haha this article by fakester (Member 10207184) on 24-Feb-2015
    what a set of fucking arseholes.

  • Re: haha this article by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-Feb-2015
    What on earth was 'my' site? I don't remember.

  • Re: haha this article by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 25-Feb-2015
    Shower of shit crew in full effect

  • Re: haha this article by fakester (Member 10207184) on 25-Feb-2015
    Knowhere Lower Stondon - what a fantastic treasure trove on pages 2 and 3

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Wednesday, 26 May 1971 by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 19-Feb-2015
Had Sid, Hattie, Joan, Barbara, Bernard & Charlie around for dinner. They were all perfectly awful except for Barbara whom I love more than anything else in the world, & even she is a stupid cunt.
  
  • Re: Wednesday, 26 May 1971 by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 19-Feb-2015
    I loved kenneth williams.when he went off on one on just a minute, willo the whisp. the gays these days are just rubbish. I read his diaries often

  • Re: Wednesday, 26 May 1971 by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 20-Feb-2015
    There's a really shit ITV documentary on camp called 'WHAT A PERFORMANCE' which is presented by Bob Monkhouse literally at his most nauseating and some really shit interviewees (Dorian from Birds of a Feather etc) but the clips are quite interesting on it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTMdtKEIoOc

  • Re: Wednesday, 26 May 1971 by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 20-Feb-2015
    errrrrrrrrrrrr

  • Re: Wednesday, 26 May 1971 by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 20-Feb-2015
    GREG HAS RISEN! GREG HAS RISEN!

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Hey by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 19-Feb-2015
How you doin.   
  • Re: Hey by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 19-Feb-2015
    fine thanks

  • Re: Hey by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 19-Feb-2015
    Sexual tension alert

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worst website ever by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 18-Feb-2015
findus.co.uk there's nothing there   
  • Re: worst website ever by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 18-Feb-2015
    Why were you looking at this site in the first place?

  • Re: worst website ever by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 18-Feb-2015
    because occasionally I fancy a guilty pleasure and looked for crispy pancakes in tesco but there were none so I checked the internet to see if they were still being made

  • Re: worst website ever by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 18-Feb-2015
    Racist. That's a shame.

  • Re: worst website ever by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 18-Feb-2015
    Ocado sell them still. Napalm specials.

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Starter - smoked salmon by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 18-Feb-2015
Main - cullen skink

Dessert - eton mess
  
  • Re: Starter - smoked salmon by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 18-Feb-2015
    you don't have a soup for main course you fucking knob

  • Re: Starter - smoked salmon by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 18-Feb-2015
    It's my come dine with me I'll do what I like

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Bloody bloody bloody by Don Amott, King of Caravans (Member 10233266) on 18-Feb-2015
broadchurch. What's the point of a falling Whodunnnit if you have no idea by the end of the penultimate episode (nor could have) who ''dunnit"... That Chibnall bloke is a hack   
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Sorry guys - invitation only by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 13-Feb-2015
http://pauldove.com/paul-dove-clients/   
  • Re: Sorry guys - invitation only by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 13-Feb-2015
    how "gischi"

  • Re: Sorry guys - invitation only by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 13-Feb-2015
    Tim what's your beef with the gischi lads crew?

  • Re: Sorry guys - invitation only by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 13-Feb-2015
    don't trust 'em. a bunch of turks and robdogs

  • Re: Sorry guys - invitation only by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 17-Feb-2015
    This revelation has silenced Liphook

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Hey guys by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 13-Feb-2015
I've decided to start a ukelele group   
  • Re: Hey guys by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 13-Feb-2015
    *hoists 'ONE TONNE' weight above Grande*

  • Re: Hey guys by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 13-Feb-2015
    The Ukelele Orchestra of GB used to practice downstairs at the George off Charing X Rd

  • Re: Hey guys by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 13-Feb-2015
    We know people in the London Ukelele Collective. The gigs are interminable.Their 'md' is that Sam Brown woman.

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ugh by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 12-Feb-2015
"a technique I learned from paul"   
  • Re: ugh by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 12-Feb-2015
    Why ugh? Paul is the arch-exponent of quietly restricting access to his FB profile

  • Re: ugh by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 12-Feb-2015
    any technique taught by paul is ugh

  • Re: ugh by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 13-Feb-2015
    Fair point

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good article by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 12-Feb-2015
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/the-unlikely-rise-fall-and-rise-again-of-viz-comic?utm_term=15wtfpc#.pg65OpmMOv   
  • Re: good article by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    hahaha =

    “Which is the better J.K. – Rowling or out of Jamiroquai?”

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dallas by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 12-Feb-2015
you're missing wolf hall, it's like minder but set in the olden days   
  • Re: dallas by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 12-Feb-2015
    the george cole character is player by the ginger terrorist from america

  • Re: dallas by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    I answered the door in my underpants to someone I work for that I forgot I'd made an appointment with this morning thinking it was an Amazon delivery :(

  • Re: dallas by Moggy's Mum in Boots (Member 10299160) on 12-Feb-2015
    Do you like my sexy boots? *twirls*

  • Re: dallas by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    here we go

  • Re: dallas by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Feb-2015
    Is that the same tactic you used to 'woo' Fi?

  • Re: dallas by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    I am quite the master tonguesmith if I say so myself

    - p.b. stan

  • Re: dallas by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Feb-2015
    Oh hi, come in......

    http://tinyurl.com/SeanInPants

  • Re: dallas by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    Becky how is the "Bubba" ?

  • Re: dallas by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    I typed becks then but it auto typed becky tsk

  • Re: dallas by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 12-Feb-2015
    strange place for a door..

  • Re: dallas by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 12-Feb-2015
    LOL @ Ubu

  • Re: dallas by Becks (Member 10099659) on 12-Feb-2015
    Currently ranked 3 in the world Sean

    http://www.owgr.com/Ranking/PlayerProfile.aspx?playerID=7334

  • Re: dallas by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 12-Feb-2015
    Sean has a point, Becks, referring to your child as "Bub" is literally worse than Hitler

  • Re: dallas by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 12-Feb-2015
    becks, i think you should post more of your 'advice' about how to raise a child.

  • Re: dallas by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 12-Feb-2015
    As a parent, I am quite miffed at Liphook's demise before I even get a chance to use the "as a parent" line

  • Re: dallas by Becks (Member 10099659) on 13-Feb-2015
    More? When did I even start?

  • Re: dallas by fakester (Member 10207184) on 16-Feb-2015
    we're all eagerly awaiting the same news from Flossie.

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I'm back on liphook now by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 12-Feb-2015
I've been away doing 'merch' on Clem Eccles 'grass on the pitch' tour of Cambodia and laos   
  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 12-Feb-2015
    I'm in negotiations for Teat to make a stunning return if he can remember which email he used to set the account up

  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by Jonny5000 (Member 10053582) on 12-Feb-2015
    'Lol'

  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by The_Rt_Rev_Penguin_Nils_Olav_Colonel-In-Chief_Of_The_Norweigian_Army_(BA_Hons) (Member 10230540) on 12-Feb-2015
    AHOJ!

  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by Darcy the cat's magical life-giving poo (Member 10095461) on 12-Feb-2015
    PAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPP

  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 12-Feb-2015
    Canon only please

  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 12-Feb-2015
    yay it's our man abroad

  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    Arf - Barf - Reply

  • Re: I'm back on liphook now by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 13-Feb-2015
    hahahahah

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better by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 12-Feb-2015
take the christmas tree down this weekend I reckon   
  • Re: better by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    No point. It'll be christmas soon. May as well leave it?

  • Re: better by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 12-Feb-2015
    At least take down the mistletoe, Jimmy's been stood under it for 2 months now

  • Re: better by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 12-Feb-2015
    I am not cool

  • Re: better by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    Cool man syndrome

  • Re: better by weeminger (Member 10049591) on 12-Feb-2015
    Did nobody tell him I couldn't make it?

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Better Call Saul by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 11-Feb-2015
Anyone else watching it? Both episodes get 9/10 from me.   
  • Re: Better Call Saul by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 11-Feb-2015
    Would be 10/10 but missed a point due to lack of dinosaurs.

  • Re: Better Call Saul by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 11-Feb-2015
    Obv.

  • Re: Better Call Saul by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 11-Feb-2015
    I want to finish Breaking Bad first which I plan on doing this week (presuming BCS is easy to 'obtain' from somewhere that isn't Netflix)

  • Re: Better Call Saul by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 12-Feb-2015
    Probably, or you could wait until the season ends, then get a one month free trial, if you don't want to pay.

  • Re: Better Call Saul by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 13-Feb-2015
    good point

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haha by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 11-Feb-2015
'cool man syndrome'   
  • Re: haha by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 11-Feb-2015
    *clicks fingers* Right on daddio.

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the thing is by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 11-Feb-2015
can we ever get this place going again? the problem is what I call "cool man syndrome" people still come here but they're reluctant to be the first one to post because "it doesn't make me look cool" the blame is all down to greg and paul and their sycophants. rather than just grasping the nettle and being proud of their pointlessness, they'd rather tell everybody via social media that they're havi... more >>   
  • Re: the thing is by fakester (Member 10207184) on 11-Feb-2015
    i am here

  • Re: the thing is by Becks (Member 10099659) on 11-Feb-2015
    Tim is right.
    As I said before 'Gischi' or whatever they call themselves now, decided Liphook wasn't cool anymore and decided not to post, and instead go to snapchat and post pictures of themselves drinking martinis.
    Most others decided if it's not good enough for them it can't be good enough for me.
    Thing is, if others can't be bothered, why should I be bothered to 'rouse the bandwagon'?

  • Re: the thing is by Becks (Member 10099659) on 11-Feb-2015
    Basically, lots of people DECIDED things.
    Decided.

  • Re: the thing is by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 11-Feb-2015
    the laughable thing is, "gischi" comprises of a spiv, a doctor who fan who likes dinosaurs, a spinster and the gay version of jordan

  • Re: the thing is by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 11-Feb-2015
    I can't post because I am hanging out with Stefan

  • Re: the thing is by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 11-Feb-2015
    gischi are sueing me for libel :-(

  • Re: the thing is by Krampus (Member 10290522) on 11-Feb-2015
    Everything is made better with dinosaurs.

  • Re: the thing is by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 11-Feb-2015
    Does Martin still come on here? And Dallas?

  • Re: the thing is by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 11-Feb-2015
    lol
    it has nothing to do with "cool". people move on is all. my contract with the channels keeps me too busy. it was yr decision tim to cut loose yr stars. its too late to gripe now just bc yr ad revenue has plummeted

  • Re: the thing is by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 11-Feb-2015
    i do miss the skits tho. i was telling mark the other day abt grand grandpa chev potentially being a bigmaist and we laughed at how u and sean would handle the storyline

  • Re: the thing is by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 11-Feb-2015
    quack quack oops

  • Re: the thing is by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 11-Feb-2015
    Grandpa Chev was a Big Maoist?

  • Re: the thing is by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 11-Feb-2015
    I loved grandpa chick's pan of steam

  • Re: the thing is by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 11-Feb-2015
    COOL PAN SYNDROME!!

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ISIS by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 6-Feb-2015
have released a video of an "infidel ten pin bowling competition" involving human "skittles" and a large wrecking ball. spokesman for ISIS, ali el mummy boy states that "it is written in the hadith that the kafir should be smited by the lord's giant ball. we have carried out his command and even made sure the driver of the wrecking ball wore those red and blue shoes that smell funny"   
  • Re: ISIS by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 11-Feb-2015
    haha

  • Re: ISIS by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 11-Feb-2015
    ^^ trigger

  • Re: ISIS by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 11-Feb-2015
    doin' my bit stan, what I have missed from liphook is calling people cunts. you cunt

  • Re: ISIS by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 11-Feb-2015
    Yeah you fat cunt (congratulations by the way - I wasn't able to congratulate you directly as you blocked me on Facebook for posting a picture of you being shot by a missile)

  • Re: ISIS by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 11-Feb-2015
    hahah grande

  • Re: ISIS by Becks (Member 10099659) on 11-Feb-2015
    Is Martin having a baby?
    He should put some pics on Facebook.

  • Re: ISIS by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 11-Feb-2015
    Not blocked, just restricted, a technique I learnt from Paul, and it wasn't the video, it was the fact it was public rather than "friends only"

  • Re: ISIS by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 12-Feb-2015
    Oh that's because I'd posted some charity thing previous to it. FORGIVE ME FOR TRYING TO SAVE LIVES AND HELP PEOPLE YOU MURDERER

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