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Cheryl Cole by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 16-Apr-2015
Crossed with Katy Perry ideally   
  • Re: Cheryl Cole by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 18-Apr-2015
    two lesbians probably, sisters, i'm just watching

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Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 15-Apr-2015
Mon 25th Smokinโ€™ Ade Wakelin featuring Lam Shanks
Fri 29th Under the Covers
Sat 30th Bang on the Ear
Sun 31st Herbaceous Borders
  
  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by fakester (Member 10207184) on 15-Apr-2015
    is this at a north wales caravan park?

  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 15-Apr-2015
    No it's in Birmingham. The worst city on planet earth.

  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 15-Apr-2015
    not according to lonely planet, the new york times and the chelmsley wood shopper

  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 15-Apr-2015
    new york doesn't have bang on the ear

  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 16-Apr-2015
    haha 'lam shanks'

  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by fakester (Member 10207184) on 16-Apr-2015
    No Birmingham is right up there with the worst places in the world.

  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 16-Apr-2015
    I love reading articles about how Londoners are relocating there. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

  • Re: Tim my Dad has some acts you may like on by fakester (Member 10207184) on 16-Apr-2015
    Londoners being forcibly rehoused by the council maybe

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I wonder what Liphook would've made by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 10-Apr-2015
Of the news that the Perkinator is hot favourite to get the Top Gear job   
  • Re: I wonder what Liphook would've made by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 14-Apr-2015
    Grown men sending a woman death threats just to make sure that nobody with a vagina has anything to do with Top gear. Grow up, idiots

  • Re: I wonder what Liphook would've made by Becks (Member 10099659) on 14-Apr-2015
    Right on Tim, down with the patriarchy.

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oh by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 7-Apr-2015
i'm dead   
  • Re: oh by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 9-Apr-2015
    Doe a dear, a female dear!
    LOL

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:( by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 3-Apr-2015
http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/   
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so long by fucking newbie lurker (Member 10152383) on 2-Apr-2015
and thanks for all the laughs.   
  • Re: so long by errrr (Member 10268116) on 2-Apr-2015
    Jump

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ra ra ra by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 25-Mar-2015
97. Posted by Alfred Orme
on
12 minutes ago
BBC 2 top rated programme finished. WHO PAYS for the BBC. I am sick of political correctness. Plus, why does BBC Four stop shows part way through the series and then resurrect them months later. Inspector Montalbano being a prime example. BBC you are getting everything wrong with OUR MONEY. TV licence direct debit already cancelled.
  
  • Re: ra ra ra by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 25-Mar-2015
    Edmonds will be furious

  • Re: ra ra ra by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 25-Mar-2015
    I'd have gone for the cold buffet in the first place and would have therefore kept my job as king of the morons

  • Re: ra ra ra by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 31-Mar-2015
    What is Inspector Montalbano exactly?

  • Re: ra ra ra by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 31-Mar-2015
    isn't he a character in 'the parade'?

  • Re: ra ra ra by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 31-Mar-2015
    It's ric's alias for when he brings his keen, forensic intellect to bear on European criminal matters (see below).

  • Re: ra ra ra by Becks (Member 10099659) on 31-Mar-2015
    What is the old nutter jibbering about now?

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where's Tim? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-Mar-2015
Airbus has crashed in alps. My instant assessment is 'foul play'.
what are the wires saying?
  
  • Re: where's Tim? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 24-Mar-2015
    I know i am a fine one to talk after "placentagate" but you do know that when you write comments like your one on that vice article it shows up in your friends' timelines?

  • Re: where's Tim? by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 24-Mar-2015
    he should stick to chickens (and taunting scousers)

  • Re: where's Tim? by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-Mar-2015
    What vice article rien?

  • Re: where's Tim? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-Mar-2015
    *alan carr appears at the window*

  • Re: where's Tim? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-Mar-2015
    didn't really think about where it would show up tbh, and not sure I care either.
    Was what I said bad?

  • Re: where's Tim? by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 25-Mar-2015
    shade cast by queen bitch as per

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hahaha by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 15-Mar-2015
http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/advice-support-40/having-bad-day-606/1052596-where-did-my-nice-little-boy-go-need-help-all.html   
  • Re: hahaha by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 20-Mar-2015
    If you need me, i'll be in Knowhere Coventry

  • Re: hahaha by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 20-Mar-2015
    It's like the crows leaving the tower of london

  • Re: hahaha by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 20-Mar-2015
    ravens, even.

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We've been waiting a long time by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 13-Mar-2015
but he's finally here. Sam Smith IS Tubbyboohoo!   
  • Re: We've been waiting a long time by Becks (Member 10099659) on 13-Mar-2015
    I can't stand him. Such a drip.

  • Re: We've been waiting a long time by Becks (Member 10099659) on 13-Mar-2015
    ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น

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jeremy clarkson's by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 11-Mar-2015
hot dinner   
  • Re: jeremy clarkson's by errrr (Member 10268116) on 11-Mar-2015
    http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/remembering-holy-moly-by-the-man-who-started-it-178

    ArghhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH :(((((((((((((((

  • Re: jeremy clarkson's by fakester (Member 10207184) on 12-Mar-2015
    i'm sure they'll still be doing the annual picnic

  • Re: jeremy clarkson's by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 12-Mar-2015
    Hey Tommy, I'm sending out the invites to the 100,000th thread online party. Which past posters would you like to hear from again?

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Dr deadmeat by fakester (Member 10207184) on 10-Mar-2015
Has become a radical Zionist feminist over the course of his last few thousand tweets. Is he trying to get into some Jewish bird's knickers ?   
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Oh, Hi by dst (Member 10029609) on 10-Mar-2015
How is everybody?   
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funnily enough i was thinking about this last week... by Becks (Member 10099659) on 9-Mar-2015
If you vote Labour you vote to break up the union.
My prediction of another Tory government still stands btw. Insha Allah.
  
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We have a new CHEVGR in our midst by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 7-Mar-2015
http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=miniminoo&iid=391076133077&de=off&items=25&which=negative&interval=365&_trkparms=negative_365   
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The real reason Liphook died by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 6-Mar-2015
Revealed - www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/internet-argument-resolved-2014030584268
  
  • Re: The real reason Liphook died by Suzanne (Member 10128239) on 6-Mar-2015
    I don't think it's any coincidence that you moved to an opposing time-zone and this place died on its arse. So it wasn't all about the meeja luvvies after all, but simply a bean counter from chatham (artistic license).

  • Re: The real reason Liphook died by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 6-Mar-2015
    Is it true you've eaten a placenta?

  • Re: The real reason Liphook died by Suzanne (Member 10128239) on 6-Mar-2015
    Me? God no, I mean that's just fucking wrong isn't it? Fling it in the hospital incinerator with all that other "junk". I'm strictly a c-section gal, I don't go in for all that "gore". Take the morphine and have the baby handed to you from behind a curtain. Like the old days.

  • Re: The real reason Liphook died by Becks (Member 10099659) on 6-Mar-2015
    Did you make a soup out of the amniotic fluid?
    If so, was it a clear miso(horny) type soup or a chunky vegetable?

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Tim Weather by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 4-Mar-2015
What is the online weather site you used to rave about... looking for an accurate for Cheltenham next week. Ive looked at 3 and they are all different   
  • Re: Tim Weather by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 4-Mar-2015
    different forecasts as there is model disagreement at the moment. however it's a fairly safe bet that the going will not be heavy, most likely good, may be a chance of good to soft in places
    best weather site is netweather.tv
    actual weather for that part of the world next week I predict as mild and cloudy

  • Re: Tim Weather by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 6-Mar-2015
    Thanks... yes the ground will be called as good to soft no matter what it actually is...we'll only get a proper reading once the Supreme is run.

  • Re: Tim Weather by Becks (Member 10099659) on 6-Mar-2015
    Tim, question:
    Has something happened in the last few years to make London councils really keen on aggressive pollarding? Seems every street has had it's trees nut just trimmed but completely skinned, not a branch left.
    They look all sad, as if someone has torn their clothes off ๐Ÿ˜ž

  • Re: Tim Weather by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 6-Mar-2015
    pollarding and coppicing is actually good for the tree by prolonging its life. the reason it has to be done in london is that london planes grow quickly and become a hazard to double decker buses. they also have a window when they can do it - late autumn early winter when the tree is dormant

  • Re: Tim Weather by Becks (Member 10099659) on 6-Mar-2015
    Mmmm. I like them being left alone. They look so ridiculous and NAKED.

  • Re: Tim Weather by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 6-Mar-2015
    ^^^ beck's missus has a bush like a sweating jihadist's chin

  • Re: Tim Weather by Becks (Member 10099659) on 6-Mar-2015
    FITIN' TALK!!

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I've found an ice bucket challenge that's actually worth viewing by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 2-Mar-2015
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=763_1425268809   
  • Re: I've found an ice bucket challenge that's actually worth viewing by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 2-Mar-2015
    I've just driven past hill house. it was all in darkness apart from a faint light coming from a downstairs window. the windows were open and this music was issuing out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o_NTPtW8NU

  • Re: I've found an ice bucket challenge that's actually worth viewing by Becks (Member 10099659) on 2-Mar-2015
    Haha fucking hell the 70s was so fucking weird.
    that Granada clock and the working box....blast from the past. Good work timbo.

  • Re: I've found an ice bucket challenge that's actually worth viewing by Becks (Member 10099659) on 2-Mar-2015
    Whirling box

  • Re: I've found an ice bucket challenge that's actually worth viewing by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 2-Mar-2015
    weirder is the bloke who presented it, paul went out with his son and they probably ate dog dirt together

  • Re: I've found an ice bucket challenge that's actually worth viewing by Becks (Member 10099659) on 2-Mar-2015
    Paul sucked off Gary Glitter when he visited his school in 1981.

  • Re: I've found an ice bucket challenge that's actually worth viewing by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 6-Mar-2015
    I hear on the grapevine that Greg is suffering from Coprophagia

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I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 28-Feb-2015
but apparently pbstan has just eaten a human placenta :-(   
  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 2-Mar-2015
    Fukin did n'all

  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 2-Mar-2015
    Everyone is screaming about it on mumsnet

  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 2-Mar-2015
    They don't understand our culture

  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Becks (Member 10099659) on 2-Mar-2015
    Yr recent FB posting has been discussed (at length) Martin and the consensus has not all been positive.
    IKYWMMST.

  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 3-Mar-2015
    I'd be amazed if it was otherwise

  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 3-Mar-2015
    http://toucharcade.com/2015/03/03/gdc-2015-golden-tee-is-coming-to-the-app-store/

  • Re: I don't know if this is chinese whispers by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 4-Mar-2015
    Once you have a Liphook persona you are that for all time, even if it was set 15 years ago *sets reminder to download app*

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haha by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 26-Feb-2015
omg magazine   
  • Re: haha by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 28-Feb-2015
    hahah I've been laughing about that this week. Next launch: Tubby Boohoo Monthly...

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