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Becks by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 24-May-2013
shoot baby   
  • Re: Becks by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    did i see you in crouch end yest? about 7ish??

  • Re: Becks by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    take it do a DM please

  • Re: Becks by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 24-May-2013
    no. not me

  • Re: Becks by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    oh.

  • Re: Becks by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    CARRY ON EVERYONE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE...

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Liphook Brainstorm by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
Need a small to medium size performance space. Ideally west end-ish area. With decent size stage / performing area. Ideally for around 200 people.   
  • Re: Liphook Brainstorm by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    (200 Audience not performers)

  • Re: Liphook Brainstorm by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
    there's a small theatre in the round besides kings cross station. also the shaw theatre on euston road

  • Re: Liphook Brainstorm by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    one of the soho theatre spaces? if they are not using
    the acting centre?

  • Re: Liphook Brainstorm by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    actors centre i mean

  • Re: Liphook Brainstorm by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    Sean, shall we go to sandys next show (and spit roast her?)?

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it's the last day of school by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
for the a level students. hexham kids are so innocent. today they're cavorting around in fancy dress, come the autumn they'll all be miserable at grey universities   
  • Re: it's the last day of school by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
    I've got an original paula rego so that'smy contribution to the art debate

  • Re: it's the last day of school by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    course they wont they'll be #lovinlife doing loads of shagging etc

  • Re: it's the last day of school by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
    most of them go to glasgow and they all come home at the weekends

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This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 24-May-2013
It's about WW1 (so sad). http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/gertler-merry-go-round-t03846   
  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    i like that
    why do u like it so much, what is it abt it? i dont know that artist v well

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    I like all the war artists work of this time the best.

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 24-May-2013
    It's about the horror of the First World War. People literally can't get off the ride. the men are all military and everyone is hysterical (laughing? screaming?). The ride looks dangerously claustrophobic and rickety, like it;s going to break. WW1 was the first really mechanised war. It's brilliant and very disturbing. I love Modern Art.

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    ME TOO mark, duchampe and bueys are my favourite modern artists obv love picasso too
    of the classical artists my fave are turner and claude

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 24-May-2013
    Turner is great. I like David, Turner, Picasso, Van Gogh, all the usual suspects.

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    did u know turner was a little cockney with a v common accents? god he was such a genius. always moving fwd always learning, obsessed with the new. he is the link between classical and modern

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-May-2013
    THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES EVER MARK! I have it as a framed print!

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-May-2013
    He was a really interesting artist, on the edges of the Camden group (he was based in Hampstead) and the Bloomsbury set. That's one of my favourite eras for British art.

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    slack are you contractually obliged to add "amy winhouse foundation charity" everytime u tweet?

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-May-2013
    I haven't Tweeted about it? So not sure what you mean?

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    haha

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    I went to school with David Turner

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    I've worked for the amy BLANK foundation

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 24-May-2013
    has anyone seen the tate britain re-hang yet?

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-May-2013
    Not yet Bobbins but I want to, it's got really mixed reviews hasn't it?

  • Re: This is my favourite painting of all time. It's Modern Art (and safe for work) by rob_bobbins (Member 10021498) on 24-May-2013
    seems good mark the pic you like is up at tate britain

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Weekend plans! by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-May-2013
Tonight: DJing at an Amy Winehouse Foundation fundraising Friday I'm In Love in Camden. Tomorrow: gym, working. Sunday: Gym, Sunday Papers Live bash in Camden, work.   
  • Re: Weekend plans! by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 24-May-2013
    Tonight grey gardens party in hackney hurrah

  • Re: Weekend plans! by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    mez its a good job yr off sick at the moment or u wldnt be able to do all that socialising! so blessed

  • Re: Weekend plans! by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 24-May-2013
    Do you have to go in character/appropriate dress? - That's to mez not slack btw.

  • Re: Weekend plans! by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-May-2013
    hahah ubu, god imagine if you did (for the former)

  • Re: Weekend plans! by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 24-May-2013
    Yes I am going full little edie. Tsk I've hardly been 'caning it'

  • Re: Weekend plans! by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    Arrrghh I really wanted to go to the GG party. I haven't got an outfit though so it's probably for the best

  • Re: Weekend plans! by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 24-May-2013
    Excellent - I imagine it will be quite full-on for a NT place.

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LH to brian by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
come in brian, do you copy, over.
*radio crackle*
  
  • Re: LH to brian by princess cow (Member 10022051) on 24-May-2013
    I just got a lovely card from work. Aw

  • Re: LH to brian by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    why did fighter jets escort the plane in mcr, hv u discussed this? cant be bothered to read down

  • Re: LH to brian by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 24-May-2013
    This is going to be a "Un-Without-A-Headset" conversation. I know it.

  • Re: LH to brian by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    haha mark
    oh haha none of us refer in any way to the thread
    whats ric on abt?

  • Re: LH to brian by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    oh god greg, yes its so confusing what ive said isnt it? so bamboozling.

  • Re: LH to brian by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    /greg/ i dont understand the words.

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SANDY by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MODERN ART?   
  • Re: SANDY by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 24-May-2013
    I had pie from the canteen for lunch. I don't really eat pies. I regret this (the former, not the latter).

  • Re: SANDY by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
    what people don't realise with pies and pasties is that you're not supposed to eat the crust

  • Re: SANDY by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    I had the most amazing sweet potato last night it was enormous. I just microed it for 15 minutes, cut it open a and put a knob of butter in it. Was 'totes amazoid hashtag'

  • Re: SANDY by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 24-May-2013
    Tim if I hadn't eaten the crust it would've been the saddest dining experience of the century. The filling was not enough to satisfy on its own. It was 'orrible.

  • Re: SANDY by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
    I bought a scotch pie from Iceland once. there was no filling, just a bit of gravy

  • Re: SANDY by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    I think Modern Art is going through a dull and unimaginative period of grey pretension if you must ask.

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    "grey pretension" haha
    why does "pretension" have to be grey?

  • Re: SANDY by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    It doesn't but it does at the moment. All the modern art I see is grey and dull.

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    why are you calling it "modern art" as if yr some kind of idiot - yr an artist aren't you? do you mean contemporary art? do you mean contemporary conceptual art?

  • Re: SANDY by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    Greg dearest, Sean asked me what I thought of Modern Art.....see above.

  • Re: SANDY by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    He didn't ask me what i thought of contemporary conceptual art did he?

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    thats bc sean is a moron and has no knowledge of the art world, whereas you are an actual artist. when you say you find "Modern Art" "pretentious" whose or what work are you refering to exactly?

  • Re: SANDY by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 24-May-2013
    greg cant read

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    my point is SD u retard its a phrase idiots use when they actually mean contemporary or conceptual art. unless sean/sandy are using the term to define 1860 - 1950 period - which means sandy thinks picasso, duchampe, Matisse, Chagall etc etc are all "grey and pretentious"?

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    this is rude i know but you were obv referring to contemporary art as u said "I think Modern Art is GOING THROUGH a dull and unimaginative period". u need to do some art history, THE modernist art period was 1860 to after the war

  • Re: SANDY by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    You are right about modern art. I'll give you that but I think Sean meant modern art as in today's art so I didn't really want to split hair with my answer.

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    well "todays art" is contemporary art. why do u find it grey and pretentious? whose work don't u like exactly, there isn't anyone producing work that interests or challenges u? did u see the recent turner short list exhibits? the reason i am belligerent on this subject is i think u dismiss contemporary art or conceptual bc u dont understand it and make no effort to. as an artist i find that, perplexing.

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    anyway one day you'll have to come down and visit the gallery. come frieze week x

  • Re: SANDY by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    lets make up
    i forgive yr rudeness x

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Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
Am I missing something in this particular piece of art? http://payneshurvell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/a_whiter_shade_2.jpg   
  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    I like this one: http://payneshurvell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/SkyGrey.jpg but it would benefit from some nice yellow postit notes laid over the grey.

  • Re: Greg by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
    I'm going to an art exhibition on sunday (have no idea what I'm supposed to do)

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    You just wander around and clench your buttocks every time you see something that excites you.

  • Re: Greg by Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (Member 10108070) on 24-May-2013
    Look closer, Sandy
    http://tinypic.com/r/2zzntdi/5

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    Ha ha ha ha. Very good.

  • Re: Greg by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    its actually a really interesting piece of conceptual art. each wall is in the shade of white used at particular art galleries around the world ie the white at the tate, the white they use at Moma, the white they use in the guggenheim etc

  • Re: Greg by ubu_roi (Member 10086024) on 24-May-2013
    I really like the Grey Sky paintings - they were a series using the exact colours that the RAF painted on the underside of their planes as camouflage in WWll - by a German artist as well.

  • Re: Greg by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    you know - i know this sounds like sandybashing-it isnt i dont mean to be rude - but what annoys me about yr comments about our artists is not that you dont care for their work but that as a fellow artist you dont seem to exhibit any wish to find out more about what they are doing or invetsigate other styles of work or trends in the artworld.

  • Re: Greg by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    fair enough its not the kind of work you want to create but to dismiss practitioners in that field and call it "pretentious" because of a lack or unwillingness to find out what they are doing will condemn your own development and work into the semi amateur league for good
    ps sean only asked u this as he wanted me to "kick off". i wasnt going to comment but you call margarets work "micky mouse"? s... more >>

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    Greg, I quote "Sandy has been nomintaed for the Moron Art Prize". Don't be a prick about me and I'll be nice to you. It's very simple.

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    On your home page she has drawn a picture of Mikey Mouse. CASE CLOSED!

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    And just to prove to you that I do pay attention to your artists I really like Mary Yacoob and Hannah Browns work but the rest do nothing for me.

  • Re: Greg by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    i dont give a shit if yr nice or not. im asking why you dismiss all contemporary art ALL of the time btw, you always do it without ever actually giving me any clue who or why or what yr actually talking abt

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    ....silly me. It was Minnie Mouse.

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    Where have I said that I "dismiss all contemporary art ALL of the time"?

  • Re: Greg by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    but her work is pretentious do u think? or are u basing it on looking at one image on a screen?
    jesus christ

  • Re: Greg by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    No. I said her work was 'micky mouse' but as she's drawn tits I mistook the gender.

  • Re: Greg by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    whatevs

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did anyone see by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
that sexgang thing last night? those poor girls   
  • Re: did anyone see by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    Which sex gang? The Oxford one?

  • Re: did anyone see by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 24-May-2013
    they were a bunch of innits with stupid beards from shropshire

  • Re: did anyone see by Suzanne (Member 10128239) on 24-May-2013
    Popbitch fuck tree. The "root" was a sparkly blue-eyed blond lothario.

  • Re: did anyone see by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 24-May-2013
    I did Tim. I had a pathological hatred for the guy with the tramtrack beard. He was just an awful, awful human being.

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Ric by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
What have you eaten today?   
  • Re: Ric by wounded_soldier (Member 10242132) on 24-May-2013
    Ric - what have you done today to make you feel proud? *sideways glance to camera*

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Sally Bercow by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
settles
:-o
  
  • Re: Sally Bercow by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    *innocent face*

  • Re: Sally Bercow by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    i'm not such an innocent girl

    ooh remember victoria beckham v sophie ellis bextor? was around 9/11

  • Re: Sally Bercow by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    Let your head go..

  • Re: Sally Bercow by Dolly (Member 10093394) on 24-May-2013
    ^ bit insensitive

  • Re: Sally Bercow by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    god sean i love that song

  • Re: Sally Bercow by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    I WAS RINSING CAN'T HOLD US DOWN IN THE CAR LAST NIGHT. MY EARS WERE RINGING AFTER A BIT AS SHE HAS QUITE A PIERCING VOICE RIEN

  • Re: Sally Bercow by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    its funny how she's literally not had a hit fro 10 years

    1 great album then flop after flop

  • Re: Sally Bercow by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    It must be 'the producers'

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ps by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
the heathrow incident is bc of the plane hitting a bird   
  • Re: ps by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    We've all done it

  • Re: ps by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    CONO FEDERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    KA

  • Re: ps by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    "ah cant stop moving ah cant stand still
    ah cant stop moving ah cant stand still
    y'all know la la la"
    that song has q a good internal groove

  • Re: ps by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    i liked that lionel ritchie song can't slow down

  • Re: ps by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    and ho... what a feeeeling when you're dancing on the ceiling

    *falls off ceiling*

  • Re: ps by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    i used to like his "all night long" but it started being played too much in hipster clubs 10 years ago and i got bored of that jam

  • Re: ps by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    i love all night long

    the video is still amazing

    when the cop comes out and slaps his truncheon in his hand then starts dancing and twirling it round

  • Re: ps by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    I like 'Destiny'

  • Re: ps by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    lh is great today
    im glad we have becks to police us

  • Re: ps by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    haha

  • Re: ps by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    nutjob.

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Northern Art Prize winners by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
new show please RT
http://payneshurvell.com/
  
  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    Sandy has been nomintaed for the Moron Art Prize

  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by Becks (Member 10099659) on 24-May-2013
    no need for that.

  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    dont tell me what to post

  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    its called lh banter sandy isnt offended

  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 24-May-2013
    You'll be able to put the prices up and make some profit dollar $$$

  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    good idea sean id never thought of that
    you should be in "bizness"

  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    I fucking well am offended.

  • Re: Northern Art Prize winners by sandy (Member 10140950) on 24-May-2013
    (all looks a bit micky mouse to me)

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now by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 23-May-2013
you just listen lady   
  • Re: now by crispin (Member 10260715) on 23-May-2013
    Not now Charlotte!

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    watched a few bet and rita "lady's" last night on youtube

  • Re: now by Barry Johnson (Member 10260826) on 24-May-2013
    America's infrastructure: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/10807245

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    i know baz! haha u said yesterday bridges keep collapsing and then i heard that on the radio this morning i was reeling. "people and cars were seen in the river"

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    dolly's life partners pg was on tv last night
    did anyone catch it

  • Re: now by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 24-May-2013
    If you're ever bored, watch Bet's exit. She is SUCH an atrocious actress, really hammy, and the dialogue is terrible. It's amazing what they got away with. It is a shame there aren't any characters like that now, though. All the younger women in Corrie are quite zzzz.

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    which exit? she had loads
    looking at some old corries last night-that 1961 clip paul put up, god it was so good then proper social realism, reflecting working class lives, real characters not cut outs. the pat phoenix ones were great

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    PLUG our gallery's current show is Margaret Harrison, not only did she win the Northern Art prize last nigh her new work features Ina Sharples and Pat Phoenix http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22647661

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    http://payneshurvell.com/

  • Re: now by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 24-May-2013
    The 'big' exit – where Rita refused to lend her money for the Rovers so she had to give it up and move to Spain. Rita is in full LISTEN LADY mode.

  • Re: now by PJ (Member 10021506) on 24-May-2013
    yeah it was a proper working class drama then

    what do they have now? fizz and maria :(

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    oh how weird i saw that clip last night BD! when bet takes a bottle of champagne over to rita's to celebrate buying the pub and rita says no. in fact when she said no, bet did a "lady" on her

  • Re: now by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 24-May-2013
    i know paul, tbh nowadays its hollyoaks for adults. the writing is poor and the actors are more "celebs" than actors

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its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by Becks (Member 10099659) on 23-May-2013
mentions 'the discovery channel' in one of his most popular songs, but when the discovery channel want to use his song on one of their shows he says no.
fat little shit.
  
  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 23-May-2013
    you sure yer not getting yer shitty rappers mixed up

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 23-May-2013
    I think that was The Bloodhound Gang?

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    James Bond Junior

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by Quiz Kid Donnie Smith (Member 10108070) on 23-May-2013
    Expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is, of course they gonna know what intercourse is...
    By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they?

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
    haha i love that in 21 jump street "here he is, the not so slim shady"

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by Becks (Member 10099659) on 23-May-2013
    err im right, why are the music experts trying to correct me?

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    I'm not really into 'Eminem' but thanks for another great thread

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 23-May-2013
    I'll second that. thanks for this thread. be lucky!

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    hug yr loved one guys

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by Becks (Member 10099659) on 23-May-2013
    RIP WOOLWICH SOLDIER
    *LIKE* to put the Great back into GREAT BRITIAN

  • Re: its ironic that eminem the real slim shady by crispin (Member 10260715) on 23-May-2013
    Good on yer becksy.

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hahah by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
We're looking at Commons transcripts from 1994 when they were debating lowering the age of consent for homosexuals and found this gem:

Sir Nicholas Fairbairn (Perth and Kinross)

I hope that the Committee will not be misled by the fact that
heterosexual activity is normal and homosexual activity, pu... more >>
  
  • Re: hahah by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    haha

  • Re: hahah by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 23-May-2013
    he was a right old fruit

  • Re: hahah by Beauchamp Day (Member 10248836) on 23-May-2013
    Perth & Kinross is no stranger to perverse behaviour – https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK9QjyxCMAA4uRQ.png

  • Re: hahah by crispin (Member 10260715) on 23-May-2013
    Hey slackhack, did I tell you I love cock?

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is el tel here? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 23-May-2013
I've got some exciting news   
  • Re: is el tel here? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 23-May-2013
    it's really exciting

  • Re: is el tel here? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 23-May-2013
    He's doing some overtime in the sorting office

  • Re: is el tel here? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 23-May-2013
    tell him my nephew has got a trial for everton academy

  • Re: is el tel here? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 23-May-2013
    ooh congrats

  • Re: is el tel here? by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
    that's ace

  • Re: is el tel here? by Becks (Member 10099659) on 23-May-2013
    nice one blood. he might end up at man utd in a few years?

  • Re: is el tel here? by Charlotte Sharman (Member 10283928) on 23-May-2013
    more like Accrington Stanley on loan

  • Re: is el tel here? by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
    Accrington Stanley? Oooerdey?

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*red light comes on, opens fader* by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
And now, hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen, and be warned there's some strong language and graphic content as ever. Yes, it's the long-awaited return of sexy Thursdays. *cue titties, sorry, titles*   
  • Re: *red light comes on, opens fader* by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    /lord sugar style/ shuttup shuttupshuttupshuttup

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w_s have you ever by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
given a double header?   
  • Re: w_s have you ever by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
    have you ever had anyone shit on you??

  • Re: w_s have you ever by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    Wounded is up for best female at the next awards

  • Re: w_s have you ever by Becks (Member 10099659) on 23-May-2013
    have you ever done a2m, when you were 18 in a hotel-aprtment with a load of other young girls (phwoooaarrr)

  • Re: w_s have you ever by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 23-May-2013
    haha "a2m". i can't believe people do "a2m".

  • Re: w_s have you ever by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 23-May-2013
    ws did you go to Zante in 1991/92? If so, can i have my watch back.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    Ooooo Wee

  • Re: w_s have you ever by sandy (Member 10140950) on 23-May-2013
    A2M? How crass.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
    im sure lots of people have done a2m but they usually do a lot of other stuff between the a and the m and don't usually go straight to the m from the a

  • Re: w_s have you ever by Becks (Member 10099659) on 23-May-2013
    id insist on a wet wipe if it was my mouth.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by wounded_soldier (Member 10242132) on 23-May-2013
    i've never ever done A let alone taking it back into M.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 23-May-2013
    lots of people should DOUCHE

  • Re: w_s have you ever by sandy (Member 10140950) on 23-May-2013
    My friend who is a beautician always tells me how appalled she is by the stink of her lady clients bottoms.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 23-May-2013
    Really WS? I thought all women had done it at least once....."just to try it out"

  • Re: w_s have you ever by wounded_soldier (Member 10242132) on 23-May-2013
    why is she shoving her nose up there?

  • Re: w_s have you ever by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    I flew on Kuwait airlines. It was as if Bobby Sands had been in the bogs.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 23-May-2013
    that's what beauticians DO, WS.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    haha w.s
    sandy's "beautician friend" who sniff clients a holes=a floppy eared spaniel

  • Re: w_s have you ever by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    haha the first thing u do when u go to a spa is pull pants down, bend over and say "sniff that"

  • Re: w_s have you ever by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    haha someone on tv said their friend is a beautcian and she was doing a back sack and crack wax and when she was applying the wax to the a hold the client "blew off" haha

  • Re: w_s have you ever by bengo2 (Member 10213652) on 23-May-2013
    haha "blew off". hahahaha.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    haha i love "blows off"
    remember when B used to "deal out" beefy eggers

  • Re: w_s have you ever by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    im actually in hysterics at work remembering a stupid exchange haha - for some reason i asked if mez had ever smelt one of b's beefy eggers and she repled "well ive never been dealt one"
    omng im hyperventilating

  • Re: w_s have you ever by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
    haha i am laughing too

  • Re: w_s have you ever by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 23-May-2013
    I am smiling and suppressing a small chuckle

  • Re: w_s have you ever by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    hahaha

  • Re: w_s have you ever by Becks (Member 10099659) on 23-May-2013
    the corners of my mouth have curled imperceptibly.

  • Re: w_s have you ever by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    /ws/ my a hole has puckered who wants to lick it?

  • Re: w_s have you ever by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
    SHOW US YER LIPS

  • Re: w_s have you ever by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    I think it's disgusting when people trump

  • Re: w_s have you ever by crispin (Member 10260715) on 23-May-2013
    I WILL EIB!

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I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
http://boingboing.net/2013/05/23/extreme-bloody-mary-wisconsin.html   
  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    err dirty chimp water is the lh official cocktail

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    martin can u find the origin of the liphoop meme "dirty chimp water" - id date it arnd spring 2010

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
    was before mpuglia. let's make them in spain

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    They tasted just horrible. It was like one of Mark's cooking recipes.

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by Dolly (Member 10093394) on 23-May-2013
    It was Puglia year and we were still at the flat so 2010.

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
    i fancy getting pissed in the sunshine tomorrow after work but it wont be sunny

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by Dolly (Member 10093394) on 23-May-2013
    Iain's programme starts tonight

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
    ooooh what's that Dolly? I am home tonight working (and watchin telly)

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by PJ (Member 10021506) on 23-May-2013
    there's posters everywhere

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    It's called O'porter Healey Dooley

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    Yes go and find a poster slack and stop wasting bandwidth

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
    hahahaha grande you dafty I just almost choked on a blueberry

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 23-May-2013
    They're running a Compo on Magic based on it

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
    haha TELL ME

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    haha sean

    its called america or something slack
    theres a poster on city road

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by slackhack (Member 10027940) on 23-May-2013
    hahahahah I still laughing at O'Porter Healey Dooley

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by ScotchDave (Member 10078204) on 23-May-2013
    with the big eagle on it. verdy nice

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by e.i.b (Member 10021856) on 23-May-2013
    stalker SD

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by grandecazzoducan (Member 10099169) on 23-May-2013
    It would make life a lot easier if someone just told us the title as opposed to sending us on a 'wild goose' chase

  • Re: I think I've found the perfect LH cocktail by crispin (Member 10260715) on 23-May-2013
    You like cocktails don't you scotch dave ....like me!

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