Hookup Spots in Lochgelly, Fife*

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• The white box doon at the railway station
• the water tank sees a lot of drunken tomfoolery
• Go onto torleys website its rather interesting, oh and they don't like what's being said here about how crap lochgelly is, lol lol, they must be terminally insane.
• Any lovely bus stop that has a nice shelter.
• The whole damn town is a hook up point for all types of people from arseholes and sluts to smackheeds and muggers. Its great, not. Get me out of here!!!!!
• Scared of the competition from the past ????? Torleys was the best Folk Club bar around and that was 38 years ago. Sounds like it is still the same. Work for NASA and happened to meet a man who had visited Stiring University to present a paper on Advancement in Aeronautics....his favourite time in Scotland......his night out at "a pub called Torley's in Fife". Some things never change.
• The bus stop accross fi the co-op used ti be a popular place ti hing aboot noo its aww wee dafty's that hing aboot doon the street.
• the car park at the centre where they sit around all night in their shitey prized corsas and puntos etc
• lochgelly centre car park
• The wall outside the centre, where sad, boring people hang about watching people go past.
• Well, where do i start? Most of the neds, teenyboppers, randoms etc all bascially hang about in bus stops! Oh how fun! Stand there wotever the weather drinkin bucky! They must b imune 2 the weather now, so y dont u all spend a week in Lochgelly!!?? Gr8 place 2 b!
• The pavillion at the public park,scene of many grizzly events and buckfast quaffing
• the cross is well dodgy noo wi all they cctv cameras.
• the green bow where everyone drinnks till they cannot drink no more then they walk up the dark allyway into the dark park if u make it this far u have still got cook square to come throu and that is a completely different storryt
• any corner
• The bus shelter outside the centre. The beauty spot of lochgelly can be viewed from here, the way out. Also a place where people can take the piss out of you when you walk past. The spar is also another, The stairs on the far end of the tennis court (yes it is a tennis court)is a popular place to be seen. it over looks the bairns play park.
• THE PUBLIC PARK - NO POLICE JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT
• Where else is there for the "teenyboppers" to go????
• the most famous meeting place is the cross. gatheringpoint for local alkys, gluesniffers,junkies,hookers ect
• On the benches outisde the spar but beware of druggies and murderers - Not joking!
• We also, 2 bus-stops up by the masters centre!
• The bus stop next to the post office - conviently not where the bus actually stops so perfect for the drunk teeny boppers. Alternatively you can stand outside the centre if you like!

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Last updated: 2009-10-28