Buskers, Street Entertainers in Lochgelly, Fife*

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• Sam Oarme wi' the wan airm or Sam Airme wi' the wan Oarme used to hang about in the 50s along with the other eccentrics. The Dundee Fairies used to flit down and flit away again on miners' pay day.
• what I remember most about Lochgelly is the fact that the guys were all so keen to drop their trousers - and there were soooooooo many well hung men - esp one - and his name was Penman!
• Always guaranteed a bit of entertainment at the weekend after a rangers match when Rab Paxton sings his heart out down the length and breadth of Lochgelly!
• podge whyte a real plonker
• the neds at the master chef are fun, baseball caps with hoodies up
• Dusick who likes to direct traffic at the roundabout on auchderderran road, and recent news he now has a friend that takes over from time to time.
• Penetrating Pete, the smelly old skinny-arsed bastard with long greasy black hair, who walks around bent over, who hangs about at the top of launcherhead park with his black dog is fucking wierd.
• Reports on this site suggest that Lochgelly is full of junkies, arseholes etc etc. I would say that this is true, to some extent like. However there are a lot of people in Lochgelly who want to get rid of the scum, and a lot of people who are decent folk. Unfortunately scum always floats to the topo and that's what you see most.
• that daft old cunt who stands outside the key shop wi a note pad givin directions to cars !!!
• Maggie and Pete Tosh Mr Macari and his ice cream penny and half penny cones and free cones when we didn't have money Mrs Allen's cakes and Mrs Burley's Clootie Dumpling Mrs Hunters first tv and the cisco kid
• the guy with the big conk and bandages roond his head. Hes always throwing empty kestrel tins in benarty avenue gardens and walking into lamposts, stroll on pickled liver.
• the most dope rapper to live in lochgelly is ROSS MC (AKA) the new 50 cent he likes 50 cent songs and he raps to all of them then theres john potts (AKA) POTTSY he is dj casper he is the best a doin the cha cha slide anyone who see's him should ask him to do it its a laugh
• Penatration Pete, an old hunchedback greasy tramp who stands utside St Pats primary at dinner time looking for a little action
• I am an ex Lochgelly girl - very interesting web site BUT where is there mention of JR standing at the cross directing the traffic? Also, no mention that I can see of the "Baffy Man" from the lodging house on Station Road. I now reside in the USA but my brothers and sister still llive in Lochgelly and Dunfermline so keep up the good work.
• the 40 something guy with the curly grey hair and mouser fae gordon st who sent his concubine to sands for a roll on black pudding.When she came back he was gone and so were the telly and video
• nigel forbes
• Penetrating Pete: a rather old chap, who has a black dog, and long hair, and is normally seen near that shop on the station road corner, at the school lunchtimes, and tends to just stand around and is a really minging looking cunt.
• Quite a lot of randoms, 2 mains 1 are Andy Pandy n Daft George
• Tam Mcphee the tink from lochgelly golf course.Used to ask for 2p for a bottle of wine. EVERYONE used to give him 4p and tell him to get them wan tae.Oh and he would dance if you threw him money from across the street.
• Shamis broon,the mans a bleedin legend,Him wi the transit van an the hanky on his heed honest bob i think hes called!!
• what about shirley from the minto lounge mel was sick mopping the floor after she pished
• dont sit next of maureen blackwood she'll feel you up for a drink that reminds me the wee pitbull is the same and watch bobby braw fi the minto club he's a pain in the arse no wonder he's barred fi every other pub billy's the only one who puts up wi him.
• PR
• Well if you are lucky enough to live in a house that has an upstairs on the main street then you are in luck. Open your curtains and take a look outside, you'll soon see that everyone is entertaining, either they are all hidiously ugly or they are all a bunch of tossers, its all funny.
• and there is the local street fighter who is barred from every pub and club its the one and only mr garry stewart who has a list of charges longer than the long arm of the law
• the auld man ootside the spar with the dancing monkey.
• PR- a sad old fool fae ballingry who drives a lazy mobile of the yaris verso version, aka- brother philip. Peter and his deciples, singing kum ba ya
• Andy Pandy - drunk man Paddy Pants - irish Person who fought duzik Duzik - Polish pole who stood in dug shite, may be dead now, was last seen directing traffic Drunk Wifie - trys to talk to you Mad George - what does he say. Grotty Muggins - a man who has a black dog and long hair.
• Mikey Payne,fine acoustic player,appears frequenty at the cross and the post office bus stop,lochgellys premium nitespots. Daft George,a legend and true ambassador for lochgelly
• Auld TC fae the cross wi Sheeba
• Nightly garage music and live entertainment supplied by club "Top Flat Dryburgh Place"
• t.c conelly and his singing dog
• It can be quite amusing watching the drunks trying to run across the main road from the minty to sharkies
• Daft George

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Last updated: 2010-10-29