The Best Things in Macclesfield, Cheshire*

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• runnin away from a group of scum knowing your lifes intact 4 another day.
• Having had the mis fortune of living within 10 miles of this utter bog hole for a number of years, i feel i should enlighten those who for some unknown reason wish to visit ( i can only imagine they wish to visit hell, but dont like the heat). Walking through Macclesfield reminds me of what it must feel like to give birth, something most 9 year old girls can probably relate too in "Macc" anyway. Lots of pain, blood and a stay in hospital for a number of days until you have recovered. This is what treats await you on a weekend in Macclesfield. I can honestly say i would rather hand my children over to Ian Huntley to bathe them, than visit this pointless cum bucket town. I hope Al Qaida see sense, and bomb the utter living shit out of the town and surrounding area. killing all the posh talking, sheep shagging, three legged, bearded grandmother shagging inbreds. Oh and Macc Town are shite as well.
• There is absolutely nothing whatsoever good about Macclesfield, or Tytherington, or any of the inbred-infested neighbourhoods around there. It's full of Chav, Under-age Pregnancies, ASBO, Alco-Pop-fuelled Scum who fail to see that their pointless existence is just that. The boil on the Arse of Cheshire, Macc is full of sister-shagging crackheads whose idea of a "top night" is fighting with anyone who happens to be unlucky enough to be caught within a 200 yard radius of their neanderthal frames. "Maccites" are caught up in their own bull-shit and genuinely believe their town centre is the centre of their mono-syllabic universe and as such, never venture out to see how people in the 21st century operate. Their heritage has been graffiti'd over by several generations of filth. Disgusting, Vile and Disease-ridden, if you ever want the perfect example of where not to raise your children, this hell-hole is it.
• Train Station
• The Silk road out of here
• Best things for me probaly........ silver in the day and either a good party in Tythy hang out spot "SANDWICH DRIVE" IT ALL GOES ON. Greenside on tintagel steps you can always find someone you know!
• Macc Lads, cheap alchohol, anonimity. Macclesfield's 3 best assets.
• The only place in the UK where however sunny and warm it is, theres somehow still a big grey cloud enveloping everything.
• Waters green chippy... food is bum...tele is a dude!
• Ppl are usually happy 2 help n quite nice
• Loads of interesting back streets, the whole of the Peak District waiting for you over to the East. Quite safe.
• * The people - very warm, friendly and open. * The proximity to some of the most beautiful scenery in Britain. * THe proximity of the Manchester, most happening, go-ahead city in the UK and its airport. * Lowest rate of unemployment in UK - high quality of life for many. * Despite an abortion of a ring road - the planners should be shot - it has preserved its silk heritage character.
• all the pubs are close together in town The silk road gets you to Bollywood quickly
• Tytherington a.k.a Tythy...best place in the whole of Macc, Trust, if your not a tythy lad, then well what are you??? Tythy lads are the ultimate Macctonions...Check it STOCK ROB LAMBFISH
• being allways able to find somone to have a pint with whatever the time or day. all real macc people are piss heads. its what we do best. if anyone in macc says to you "fancy a quick pint?" BEWARE!!!!
• fallibroome high school. every1 calls it scallybroome but i`ve had loadsa great times there and i dont think u have the right to discriminate againt all of us because of a few scallys n slappers. there are great teachers and great people. just because your bitter plaese learn not 2 be so snobbish and up urself.
• duz enyone no where hil went to she used to work on course i had 2 go 2 up near the osford pub and then went down town bin down there but they sey shes left. want 2 tell her that evrthin she sed is comin rite made my life betta she did n i wanta let her no
• The MAcc LAds, who came from Sunderland
• easy women
• i think the best things about macc is the lads emmm theyv got some talent in macc espessially oaksy n stidge. emmmmm
• THE COUNTRYSIDE AROUND MACC, 10 MINS OUT OF TOWN YOU ARE IN EXCELLENT WALKING COUNTRY WITH GREAT PUBS ETC. SEE THE CAMRA GUIDE FOR MORE DETAILS.
• The fact that populataion of moshers n skaters is growing!! WE WILL RULE YOU!
• the trains 2 manc except at the mo r station is closed, fab!
• Rollerblading on Sainsbury's car park at about 11 at night. A Smooth flat surface and since it closes at 10, there are no cars.
• the community news paper for doing the day's without a cinema count... v-funny... Oatcakes, Spearings Meat and Potato pies... and the road out!
• People are either nice or will leave you alone so easy to avoid trouble, Prince Of Wales, all the great people who work at AstraZeneca, location - near manchester, cheshire plains, hills... Top place to live as long as you don't expect a fantastic nightlife and own a car.
• clive donald bradleys sharp wit and boyish good looks
• How come no-one has mentioned the Hot Bananas - now there's a band that kicks ass!!!
• All the funny bastards I met growing up.
• That I haven't lived there for years.
• Abariginals bar maids
• Best Things ..... litten tree .... cheap(er) booze
• the ong country for running, macc is a great running area the people are dead friendly and you can always find a spot to forget every thing, i suggest running around the country roads its nice and muddy.
• The bands! check out the Kirkz (the best existing punk band in Macc)
• The ham from Michaels in the in door market on don millers muffins
• leaving this godforsaken town and moving onto bigger and bette shit man (aka raekwon) other than that coming back. i leave the station relax my lungs and look around; take in the air and think joy is all around. oh happiness oh beauty oh smack.
• countryside, rail-links, big enough to not know everyone, typical English town
• A town that is unique for it's humour and fair share of clowns. A must visit place for anyone who likes to get pissed.
• i think it must be the only place in the world where it's acceptable to be shitfaced all the time. also, it's got some of the best people in the world here, the girls are all (well, mostly) proper feisty northern girls and weirdly, any of my friends who visit say the lads are all quite camp which is a treat. the scallies are comedy value, we'd miss them if they disappeared, and think of it this way, they're never going to leave!
• Beer, Sex, Chip's 'n' Gravey! WOMEN!!! Plenty of them and they are all slappers!
• Police Traffic Wardens.
• It's easy to leave
• The Chicken Spit. Proper food. Egg and Chips, and Mugs of tea.
• You know who to avoid, you know who you can talk to,you are allowed to express yourself in anyway,shape, or form.It is a good breeding ground for the dissinfranchised,the caring ,the fools ,the creative,the Ian Curtis`s of this world !.
• the hollins & the roches cool views of the hills from the town centre closer to derbyshire than cheshire (almost) purple circle
• Its so depressing
• The three eyed freaks from Bolly
• The Macc Lads!
• The beach, pier and glaciers.
• the only good thing is Bollington is close by
• The Macc Lads, The Silkmen, good piss head town relatively free of soft bastards and immigrants
• Fit crack Macc lads can't half drink a pint or thirty
• BARGAIN BOOZEWHAT A CHEAP PLACE COUNTRY CARPETS GREAT STAFF PETE'S CHIPPY
• Lee peate, the gun toting ticket booth attendant at the train station, also probably the most warped and twisted human being(?) I have ever met, great guy!!
• Pubs, decent countryside nearby, proximity to Manchester.
• The fact that because of the lack of entertainment you can buy drinks from the age of four
• Indian food, all roads out.
• Holy Trinity Hurdsfield. A great evangelical church for all those who love the Lord Jesus.
• Abariginals, Cuba, Porters and friendly race with a smiling face and a pumpin bass
• The Pubs The Macc Lads Er The Scum who hang around the place
• Riverside Park is a very nice place, and some of the girls are pretty fit (I said SOME!)
• The best thing about Macc is the music!! There`s a really big underground scene in Macc -- New Order, Marion most of the Stone Roses and... the Macc Lads!! Kapishe?
• Best thing: Macclesfield Town Football Club...
• A damn fine place to live: The Bulls Head, The Bate Hall, Hogans, Cuba, all you ever dreamed of (and its close to Bollington too). The Silkmen are the pride of the land (even if we are managed by an ex Manc). It's even got its own Peoples Phone (feel free to pop in and say "my Grandad was a badger" to Bondeeeeeee). Thank you & good night.
• Nags Head. Kebabs. The benches down by the Bollin or South Park on a summer night.
• Are my memories of friend'hollinghey school sutton,my job's & letting the good times ROLL!! B.Arnold australia.

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Last updated: 2009-08-19