The Worst Things in Macclesfield, Cheshire*

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• SOMEONE CALLED MIKE OARTON AKA GERMAN AKA GERMANIO AKA GERMINATOR AKA LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZANEGGER.!!!!
• The place itself. Get out fast and don't look back. Eventually, you do recover. I did.
• the peolpe lol
• the amount of people who don't care about peoples welfare. the macclesfield council
• GERMAN "eyeball" OARTON
• Trains don't run quick enough
• The Silk road into here
• Probably the big gangs of goths/moshers just scary all over.
• The fact that half the town live in luxury while the other half live in poverty. The fact that all the shops, pubs, clubs and enterainment venues are closing down. The fact that the tories don't give a fuck what happens to the children on the moss. The fact that people move in and take all the decent housing. The fact that any life you have here will be mundane, repitive and ultimately pointless beyond vast copulation.
• Scallies and other plebian individuals who roam the streets saying "naaaaa" Oh and Ged Ward.
• everyone seems to know everyone
• pan face... u lot hu live here no hu it means!!!!!!
• Some ppl r rude n scallyish
• THE LOUNGE???? Whats that all about??? Stuck up tossers who don't know how to enjoy themselves. Bring back Abariginals and Dave (Where is he now????)
• Quite a lot of Heroin Addicts. No Cinema!
• * Many locals are narrow minded and think that the world ends at the town’s perimeter. Many think that Congleton (8 mls) is the other side of the world. * There seem to be a disproportionate number of red-necked, thick-as shit males who are xenophobic and intolerant of any minority group. * Prestbury is only 2 miles - the most insidious, snobby, false place in Christendom.
• scallies, scumbags and scrotes galore and thats just the blokes. The women arent human in some parts.
• Bollinton
• bumping into all the people you have been with at sometime in your life. when you get middle aged in mac there is usally one round every corner in macc. DO NOT GO INTO TOWN ON SATURDAYS TOO MANY PEOPLE FROM THE PAST POP UP.
• loads of charity shops n estate agents no gud shops!
• The weed droughts are the worst. Guah! That fat guy who works in Bond Street Video. Kris Keep = needs killing. Seein Noddy Holder shaggin this elderly woman on Park Lane.
• bouncer called andy taylor who works at chicago rock cafe.thinks because he is big that he can do what he wants because he thinks people are scared of him.end of the day he is full of hot air and all mouth.he has no real mates because he is a two faced back stabber he shouldnt even be a doorman.hes a first class w****r. all brawn and no brains im sure ive spoken for alot of other people .
• locals- mostly townies who couldnt imagine there is life outside macc. Same faces every time i come back here from uni, so depressing. once your out you will never want to go back!
• the worst thing is theres nothing to do for the youth its like u get all the scallies hanging outside shops scaring the shit out of people who wanna go in by askin them "can u get me some alcohol please, or ill kick ur ass" that sort of stuff
• Itz reputation! People thinking that macc is just full of scalls and skaters! N what if it is!
• NO DECENT RESTAURANTS, CHAIN PUBS FULL OF BRAWLERS, KEBAB SHOPS ALSO FILLED WITH BRAWLERS, TAXI RANK WHERE THEY CHARGE UP TO £4 PER MILE AFTER 12 AT NIGHT, NON-CHAIN OWNED PUBS STRUGGLING TO MAKE A LIVING BUT STILL TOO LAZY TO CLEAN THE FLOORS, THE THROUGH TRAFFIC SNARLING UP THE TOWN MORNING NOON AND NIGHT.
• the fact that scally girls think that winnie the poo socks are well 'ard!
• the road in2 it.
• lack of a cinema. thats really gay!
• Bollinbrook!
• Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, crap summers, a few brainless idiots but pales into insignificance if you look at Dartford where I went to school!! Traffic is fairly awful.
• andy donald bradleys sharp wit and boyish good looks
• The 'no-can-do' attitudes of people who's ambition is to have their own seat in the pub by the time they're 22.
• That I have to go back occasionally and it's the only place I've ever lived where a complete stranger will pick a fight with you every time you go out for no apparent reason. I recognise all the names on the 'do not serve lists'. Closing Parkside probably wasn't a good idea - it's true about Bollington you know. That every vacant building has to be turned into a new drinking place - the Library, Iceland, the Majestic - as if the place wasn't full of booze already. That people don't realise that they can actually leave the town. The continutation of Nicolas Winterton and the Tory council - are the voters all blinkered?
• Slappers The outdoor market is shite
• the lack of a cinema
• the endless amount of "meat hard" people that live here who are always wanting to act big when onviously they are not.
• not falli but henbry
• The young looking adults in the Underground who seem to be excited about people playing music. and THE SCALLIES
• Fallibroome high school where the majority of the teachers have a power problem and just make your life terrible for there own enjoyment.
• Not being able to look up without fear some twat mistook that as an invatation for a fight.
• white trash off of the council estates, I'm sure their in every town but there are a lot of (women especially) them here who wear tons of cheap gold from Argos, push three children at a time in a double buggy ( while smoking ) and swear like they learned these words for Christmas, They're absolutely disgusting they think their cool but they are the trashiest people I've ever seen....
• Lots of idiots who like fighting after a couple of pints and an unhealthy population of filthy smackheads. Macc's known locally as "Smacklesfield"
• Nothin. I'm just writin' to say don't be too hard on Macc! Everyone knows everyone here and it's great. All we do is get pissed, what more could you fuckin' ask?! he he.
• that overwhelming fear u sometimes get that you'll never get out, that you'll end up pregnant by some unemployed dirty scally after a night of passion(?) in sparrow park, preceded by drinking the contents of bargain booze in a vain attempt to block out the fact you still live here with the same people doing the same things day after day after day... maybe that's just me..
• Council Traffic Wardens.
• Loads of people don't realise ho easy it is to leave, and stay there getting bored, fat and married
• The scallies. Why, Why, Why? The scallies in Escorts driving around all night for no particular reason. Fallibroome High School. Full of Toffs and slags. The fact that anyone over 18 goes to pubs elsewhere out of town and the last train back is at 11:25 or something. Why?
• The drinkers, the user`s ,The ageing Teddie Boy`s,that think that they are young!.The fact that this is a town and not a city.The sixteen year old mothers with three dads,two kid`s,and one`s in jail mentality.
• The Scallies. Yes, I really want to leave Henbury High at 16 with a GCSE in LifeSkills and six kids. Oh please, hold me back, that hair sprayed bump and fringe look is just so stylish.
• It's too fuck'n Tory! the bastards pull everything down and don't give a shite to what the town folk want or say. Up the revolution!!!!
• The Macc Lads never actually split, Muttleys just recovering from wasting all his money! the current guitarist is shag.
• marion rain bad weed no night life no cinemas nutters everywhere marion
• Its so depressing
• No more Macc Lads!
• The nuclear power station, secret GM food testing projects (Ooops!)
• The only town to have Two RING roads going straight through the middle, that's the Tories for you (NIMBYs'). Rod Hackney.
• the Planning offices and it's officers
• I lived in Macc for 10 years, it sucks donkeys! I now live in Blackpool which contrary to the previous particpants entry rocks big style. Where else can u go out in this country and get laid with a bird from a different town every night? Not Macc that's for sure - Up the pool. PS. Macc town FC are shite, I know, i've had them in my fantasy football team this year!!!
• The shitey council (tory bastards with their heads up their arses who don't seem interested in developing the town only lining their own pockets - dick heads
• Griffin
• Lee peate Bulls head Town hall
• Congestion, too many people live there for its geographical size, very, VERY right-wing, with a Tory MP having been in residence for over 20 years.
• The fact that because of the lack of entertainment you can buy drinks from the age of four
• Macclesfield
• Scallies hanging out at the park on Sandwich Drive. The Bulls Head. A real dive!
• Macc lads and slappers - hang em up !
• The Bastards at the post office who don't serve lotto tickets to 17Yr olds Long walk to the canal
• The worst thing about Macc is that it's surrounded by loads of knob-head estates.
• The worst thing is the bloody traffic! If you like the congestion of London but don't want to go that far, try here! It's got to be the only place where they built a "RING ROAD" that goes right through the middle!!! I could go on for ever, but the only good thing about Macc is how near it is to the M6 south, and that's always blocked!!!
• No 'proper' nightclubs, therefore your fun ends at 2am. The local council are a bunch of pricks, and the place if full of little shits who really should get a life...
• If you've lived in Macc for more than two minutes, you'll realise there is absolutely fuck all happening. The best football team are a bunch of farmers! The only music to ever come out of this town (better described as the cheesy bell end of Great Britain) are a bunch of moronic simpletons and as for The Millstone, The Bull & Gate, and The Bate Hall... need I say more!!
• Macclesfield really is boring, I should know I live there. There is absolutely nothing to do, EVER!!!!!!!!
• Townie scum. The Bulls Head.

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Last updated: 2011-02-28