The Worst Things in Maesteg, Bridgend*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• jamie gilberts greasey hair ERRRRRR!!!!!!!
• PIE'S DAD (DRUGGIE !)
• lukes mom
• Josh's hair
• the fact that I wasted so much time there.. Maesteg is a tiny town, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.. DON'T GET PREGNANT for a few years at least.
• Chavs. Townies. Jocks. Preps.
• Mondy mornings

• smack heads n nutty carol
• Fluid.
• ITS MAESTEG
• i hate u all because you breed amoungst yourselves but then again you are doing the rest of the world a favour by keeping your genes in one place you redneck bastards stop coming to cardiff!
• 1 The riod Heads
• Half day on a Wednesday, The Market and The Bowrington Arcade
• Caerau road. It's like something from a cowboy movie. I call it the wild west. and the british legion in caerau, it's a secret drug den, oops,i just told.

• the amount of dick heads that live here is laughable and the amout of crims is unbeleivable
• the worst thing in maesteg is the people the slags like krissy kingdon and the gang want a fight go to that gang there mouths are always open and full of abuse to anyone they cant say much druged up every weekend and out shagging to find them go to maesteg comp so will know who they are loud mouth and fake highlight blonde hair you will know them shout who would facy a rub they would run to you dont you worry
• Townie wankers like trotters
• No police
• Nothing to do in the night`s!!! only have a bloody take away!!! there are millions of the stinkin things!!!!!!! we need another R&B Night club! maybe an internet cafe??????????
• EVERYTHING!! Maesteg is a S#@THOLE that I grew up in
• Shelley Boy!!
• kelly meredith is a ginger haired bitch, sara hardon shags donkeys
• suicide
• the townies up the carpark.
• New Somerfield car-park, Nice Bite, Bingo Hall, Cross-inn (when it rains), South Parade, Lung-Wah chineese, Kitted-up novas, Skin-edds, Cricket clubs, Spar and who could forget - Apollo!
• most teenagers are smoking weed,getting drunk, and fighting.
• llan comp
• blaencaearau
• FLUID. WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR DJS!!!! I KNOW THEIR CUSTOMERS!!!
• The people with a personality disorder that they got to take steroids to make them look good,I've got news for them they look stupid,and all the girls who like to hang around the roid boys cos one thing is for sure they are not with them for their personality.
• some of the annoying people
• Giving money to Mr John Casey to enter his unairconditioned furnace of a hell hole every sat night.
• THE UNPROFESIONAL BOUNCERS THEY R THE WANKERS OF THE TOWN THEY CANT DO THEIR JOB THEY ARE A BUNCH OF ROID HEADS
• The dole grabbers, drug users who cant deal with everyday life and who have ruined a once great town.
• Isn't it great that the thick bastards who used to do shite in school are now driving about in mercedes and carry guns.
• The Sign Saying Welcome To Maesteg Underneath In Felt Tip Pen Is Written 229 Deaths A Day More Violent Then The Gazza Strip Kate Adie And The BBC News Teams Won't Go Anywhere Near Here Public Beheadings And Burnings At The Stake Happen Here Every Saturday At The Bus Station Bring The Kids Along And Watch The Criminals Burn For Crimes Ranging From Not Being Stupid Like The Rest Of Them And Stealing Milk Bottles Off Doorsteps
• letting her lick her shit off my knob after i had her up the arse
• The sound of the neighbours killing each other after downing 11 pints in the Bird on a Saturday night.
• nothing to do, too many drugs, joy riders
• Boys who beat girls!!
• THERE ARE TO MANY????
• Honestly - you people who whinge about how awful it is, and boast about being "hard" - GET A LIFE for goodness sake!
• Absolutely nothing for teenagers to do.
• The weather - it can be so grey for days on end.
• The people who constantly whine about Maesteg's bad-points and forget it's many good ones. It's about time they lived up to their promises to bugger off somewhere else.
• Maesteg has full stit shops, don't bother coming here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Rainy mornings which unfortunately happen more frequently than sunny ones.
• The childish rivalry between Maesteg Celtic and Maesteg 7777's.
• the drugs
• Drugs. Maesteg is the drugs distribution centre for South Wales and has been since the 1970's. If you have young kids in Maesteg now, don't let them near the town centre on weekends. They will have drugs pushed down their throats.
• slappers
• Ugly girls
• See above.

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