Cringing Cult of Celebrity in Maldon, Essex*

Famous residents and ex-residents.

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Cringing Cult of Celebrity

• Cousin Joey!! They live in Essex
• Helen Terry, hit singer and backing singer to Culture Club, hear her backing to Chruch of the Poison Mind!!!!
• Adam Ant!
• Jimmy Greaves of Danbury, Woman from Naked Video apparently use to live on a barge. Christina Foyle, The owner of Foyles Books in London (died last year). Geeza from the bill lives Tollesbury. Susi Quatro also lives in Danbury.
• Maldon's most famous ex-inhabitant was the so called 'Fat man of Maldon', Edward Bright. They say that you could fit seven men in his coat. When he died, he didn't fit through the doors!
• Depends if you count political criminals.
• Three people known as Doorstop, Hooknose and Marge who are well known around Maldon and hang about outside All Saints Church

• Suzie Quatro made an appearence at the Fantasia 1998
• James Mapstone, probably the richest kid in maldon
• that fat bloke.....

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