Buskers, Street Entertainers in Maldon, Essex*

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Buskers, Street Entertainers

• beware of nigel if driving around town - he likes to wander into the main road and bark like a dog
• mud guard, harmless old bloke, you'll often see him walking around with his bike, cider and dog food, and he'll stop and attempt to talk to you about his heart, but fuck knows what he says,he just jibbers on and taps his heart, i think its safe to say hes long gone, too much crack for that geezer. he often rolls about with one or two of his mates, very entertaining when you see them, especially if your caned at the time.
• the only street entainers are all the little hoodies thinkin they are top dogs runnin around like they own maldon they dont they will beat the older hoodies
• VICTORIAN EVENING IT COMES AROUND EV3ERY YEAR!!!
• Father Andrew, Pissed up priest. You should of seen my dads burial
• Johnny Hotrocks! DJ ex Welcome S., Crown and Clarkie's. How can you soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys Jarny?
• Drive through the town on saturday night to watch the staggering fools.

• theres a trapish guy that gos to the back of allsaits church called leon but faling that about 11-3 there allways drunk people to laugh at
• Apart from the "M.G" crowd none really. As I said before, for a real laugh step down to the Millennium Gardens and scare the shit out of those kids who think they're all growed up czause they smoke weed! (Like no-one else has ever done it!) Kick em shitless, they deserve it for trashin the "ruins" (Leper Hospital remains a really good hangout til some little bleeders trashed it now we can't go near it)
• Lots of these to be seen on Town Day - usually late June - and Victorian Evenings - first two Thursdays in December. Watch out also for the Maldon Greenjacket Morris Men!!
• Doorstop...who is a well known character..a permenant resident outside woolworths assisting shoppers in their exit from the shop through the door!!
• Anyone drunk staggering in Maldon high street is well amusing
• Morris Dancing with a little Drum n Bass. The over 80's Break Dance comp which is on every Summer Bank holiday, 12 noon on the lyno outside Greasy Joes in the Prom.
• non. Except some shops masquarade as interesting retail outlets.

• The street entertainment goes as far as Three unfortunate people by the name of Hooknose, Door Stop and Marge!! These three characters sit outside All Saints Chruch and watch the worl go by with there gormless faces!!
• Just some annoying woman playing Flute in the High Street.

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