The Worst Things in Maldon, Essex*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• half of the pubs, and unfortunately half of the people :(
• litter! speeding cars with fat exhusts.
• THE PROM SKATE PARK!!!LOL!!!
• Horrible children who get drunk and lurk about the high street in skirts up there bums!!!
• McDonalds. Never have vanilla milkshakes. Even drove over to Chelmsford rather than let them beat MEEEEE!!
• heavy traffic in the high street wot happened to all the good intentions to make the place pedestrian friendly. Councils with no vision and a real lack of any community consultation.
• Drongos in reversed baseball caps doing 60mph every night in the high street.

• Inbreds. Mockneys. Women with tattoos on their hands. Maldon should be twinned with Braintree, they are inhabited by the same people.
• boy racers that hang out at mcdonalds in there cars till the pigs come
• jack s**t 2 do!!!u dnt like kids hangin around giv us sumink 2 do!
• The Council, again I know...
• The traffic systems stinks, literaly and metaphorically. Essex County traffic planners are to traffic planning what Herod was to child care. The sheer volume of ancient NIMBY's in the town - especially the Riverside Association.
• The town
• There is only one problem with my lovely town, and that is the few poeple who have a chip on there shoulders or just love picking fights with people beacause they have nothing to do. Other Maldon is a cracking Town with some really nice people.

• There isn't all that much for young people to do, (apart from going to the pub! The over-18's of course.)
• Costs way too much to get to Chelmsford.
• Some rather bad totty
• If you don't like pubs, you'll get very bored in Maldon, because there's nothing else to do in the evenings except go elsewhere. Sometimes the place is just too quiet. The police are so bored they often slip into fascist mode to relieve the tedium.

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