The Worst Things in Marlow, Buckinghamshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• lack of skateable spots
• It's so flippin expensive to buy a house here!!!
• All the London folk who make outsiders think we are cockney cos they came and took over. Also, the fact that people are so damn rude and walk at a snail's pace down the high street when you need to pop to the bank in your break. Not to mention the chavs who come and steal from the shops and shout inane stuff when you are quietly minding your own business.
• Pretentious Pricks who think that having money makes them nice people
• The idiot who complained about Wycombe Airpark interupting his quietAFTER he moved to the end of Marlow Bottom,obviously finds maps an unprofitable investment compared to his house.
• The lack of interesting things to do if you have kids and want to take them somewhere nice for the day
• House prices. Londoners/outsiders who have moved into Marlow and pushed up the prices. No cinema. Tiny swimming pool. Coffee Republic.
• House Prices are a nightmare. Between 1996 and 2000 my salary went up by over 40k (in total) and the average two-bedroom detached/three-bed semi still managed to outstrip my borrowing capacity over the same period. The people moving out of London are also ruining the place bringing their selfishness and generally obnoxious behaviour to what I've only known for many years as a quiet, (in the main) tranquil town.
• The noisy pigs that drive around 24/7
• House prices Lots more traffic than there used to be

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Last updated: 2008-04-01