Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars in Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire*

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• tubes - you get the same people in night after night after night. they dont ID kids if they have boobs so theres a lot of 15 year olds in there. just a typical shitty british cheese nightclub playing cheese music. Be leggless when you go in you'll be ok.
• THE KINGS HEAD- tuesday is a good night out with all drinks £1.50 none of the house spirits stuff like the mangey white cat (sorry white lion). weekends it is the place to be seen its trendy modern and funky with great music and drinks offers, it is also home to the most exciting thing to hit melton since the pork pie, a personality DJ who knows what he is doing, you can actually understand this guy and he plays your requests. the Mangey White Cat, smells like a litter tray and the beer about matches what a cat does in its tray, my advice stick to bottles, the toilets are very suspect and always keep your eye on your drink, the dj still thinks he's on the waltzers and the staff and managers eyes are far too close together, hmm wonder if they're related????? Door staff arnt bad but the certainly aint good either and if you argue over your drink with the staff expect a free flying lesson off the fat one with the pony tail or the punch drunk looking one!!! if your really unlucky you might get to meet Meltons answer to a freak show, no one is sure if its male or female but it is tall and works on the door!!! Tubes is meltons answer to a nightclub and with the lack of anwhere else to go is the only late night venue in town so I suppose that makes it good. Recently voted the second worst nightclub in the country by readers of FHM its worth a visit just to say you have been there, they have had a new bar fitted and thats deffinatley worth a view if your into 1980's chip board furniture that has been renovated and made to look like a bar. but like I said it is the only club in melton and the fact that it is bad makes it good. there are other places in the town but they just arn't worth mentioning
• THE KINGS HEAD NOTTINGHAM STREET Its definatley the new place to be seen in town, top DJs, big discounts and some real fine ladies, check out the new dance floor, its about time someone gave the rest of the rubbish in town a run for their money, things to look out for, 1) the greek looking doorman, nice bloke. 2) Jay the head barman he is a bit of a ladies man and seems to get the girls. 3) The dark haired barmaid thin nice smile great *****. just check the place out its a fantastic night out.
• the lion is great for night times, especially on a tuesday, pound a drink night. two pounds to get in and then on a pound a drink. great laugh, great music, great crowd, theres always someone in there you no as everyone goes lion on a tuesday, if your going out that is.
• Tubes Nightclub is an absolute beast! More like a youth club these days but its full to the top of the local school 6th form, geeky 40 year olds, and the music is full of absolute classics i tell u! you'll get the same people there EVERY weekend especially the young girls who will do anything for a bit of c*ck! The middle floor is full of sweaty younguns who hardcore dance to Chesney Hawkes but the Attic Bar is cool, quite sumtimes and the bouncers r absolute legdes! you've got the cloakrm old woman with the white curly hair,wat a cutie!
• Tubes and Roadhouse. Kings Head and the Lion (Pubs) open until 12-1pm.
• Go to Tubes where the same Melton slappers will satisfy you every need weekly at little cost. This venue is also good for a jolly old fight.
• **Hmmm.. well there is Tubes... that's all we'll say on the matter!**
• The Bigass Badass Hairyassest club of them all has to be the bangin' Egotorium. Where the babes are all gagging for it and all the blokes are ugly compared to me.
• well there is one but you are so near Leiscter why bother

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