The Worst Things in Middlewich, Cheshire*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• That girl with massive tits and an even bigger mouth, she looks like Ronnie Corbetts sister, goes by the name off Pauline, cant think of anything worse than that other than pikeys 1
• SHELLEY IRELAND
• jypsies, and those stupid fucking boat people that appear once a year :@
• A very boring place sun/thurs good at wwekend in right pub
• The dog poo on the canal paths. The HGVs constantly thundering through the town. The Vaults and the Bear Pub. The lack of swimming pool even though it has been promised for 7 seven years.
• All the Jippo`s
• Being sober on a night out in middlewich

• Where do i start? The amount of chavs, gypsies and the like The smell of shit that sometimes descends on the town for no reason The fact that the council can't seem to build anything for young people in Middlewich. I mean they're currently building an amphitheatre, for fuck's sake. WE'RE NOT ROMANS!!
• Dog mess on canal tow paths- the council has cracked down recently, but doesn't seem to be having much impact!! If you are a dog owner- please, please clean up after your pet- I dont want my kids stepping in it thanks- it is a health hazzard!!
• Gypsies. This town is over-run by the filthy trouble making vermin.It was bad enough having them all along Booth lane, but now the scum are moving into long lane and chadwich road and the carvans full of little gypo in-breeds camping outside their houses makes the town look like a mess.
• nothin except 4 the town its self
• Nothin cause are town is pefect well i mean in comparason to Winsford(da shit hole)
• All the Small minded, arrogant, ignorant, two faced, childish people who see middlewich as the be all and end all!!!
• The dossers that hang around The Bull Ring complaining they have nothing to do.

• Where do you start! To close to Winsford, Crewe & Northwich
• like any small town...the inbreds with lifeless faces...just ignore them...if they let you, that is!
• eveythings, mainly the invasion of jipos and scallys

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