The Worst Things in Midhurst, West Sussex*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• Not a lot to do unless u can travel by car. Not enought fit guys! Not enough cheap shops for us poorer people. The stuffy town council who are stuck in the dark ages. Everyone knows everyone's business.
• Moronic teenagers who think they are all owed respect but are not prepared to give it themselves - mindless vandalism, litter and graffiti and the constant excuse of nothing to do so we drink etc. etc. etc.
• Sommerfields, Bus Station litter, uneven cobbles, lack of really good restaurants.
• The fact that there is nothing for anyone who wants a bit of excitement in his or her life. The transport is abominable for people who cannot or do not want to drive (buses to Haslemere every hour and not at all on a Sunday, and buses to Chichester every half hour and every hour on a Sunday). The sheer amount of pervy men that seem to congregate on the town (sorry, am I not supposed to leave the house at all?).
• To the tw*t that put "THE PIGS SHOULD GO TO HELL ANS STOP TELLING US KIDS OFF WHEN PLACES ARE GETTING ROBBED AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING STABBED RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSES!!! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE!! WE MAKE THE TOWN WHAT IT IS, AN ABSOLUTE DUMP!!!!!!!!!" - The police wouldn't need to tell you move on of you got off your fat sponging arse and and did something usefull with yor life you useless piece of sh*t
• inbred fuck ups and their inbred fuck-up kids. Budgens.
• The dank depressing atmosphere of the piss stenched bustand...the noise of shoes splashing in the bustand juice...the eternal racket of cars droning past...repeatedly reading what random shit is scrawled across the walls...the fact that im their by choice...hehe

• The idiot yobs who waist their lives making normal peoples lives a misery with their idiotic drug taking and their damaging that which we all work hard to keep a great place to live, MIDHURST!! Yes, you know who you are, and so do we!! Watch out!!
• midhurst it realy boring
• the school!midhurst grammar school grrr
• the worst things are the enemies!!! oh and the pigs always sticking there fuckin noses in!!!
• THE PIGS SHOULD GO TO HELL ANS STOP TELLING US KIDS OFF WHEN PLACES ARE GETTING ROBBED AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING STABBED RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSES!!! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE!! WE MAKE THE TOWN WHAT IT IS, AN ABSOLUTE DUMP!!!!!!!!!
• Nearest railway station being 9 miles away in Haslemere, which is in a whole different county!
• The nearest railway station (at Haslemere) is 8 miles away. Midhurst is quite a stuck-up town, but I suppose that's better than being like Milton Keynes!

• The Polo crowd are stuck-up!!
• There are no cinemas,night clubs,DECENT clothes shops,skateboard parks,or any place where you can be a NORMAL teenager and not get scunted.
• As someone who has lived here my whole life, I can say that it is very small-minded, and people here tend to be a bit suspicious and often downright rude (particularly some of the till ladies in Somerfield). The atmosphere on Friday nights can be frightening, and there is more and more violence, vandalism and drug abuse.
• The town is stuck in a timewarp back in the 60's and is going nowhere, the kids are a bunch of wasters.
• not being able to get wrecked.
• The local bearded grumpy policeman who jumps on you as soon as you pull up to post a letter, the traffic warden does Elvis impersonations and is OK.
• Quiet and snobbish - not much to do except drink.
• toffs nothing for under 18s
• The wHOLE place!

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