Pubs in Mintlaw, Aberdeenshire*

The place to go for a lazy afternoon, pub quiz or last call

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• shak:feels like ur in a ww2 bunker in full oh knobs fa are hard wee there mates..just catch em alone or broken up..thats fit i used to dee in some can actually run like fuk in cry lol cpi..no music..no pule..no banter..no women..one word..FAIL the pit:no women..in very borin after 2hrs or so..FAIL garret:well result there is a few women but oh me they are minging..fat in depreesin 2 look at never mind spk 2 em..is eh eh only decent place but its still a big FAIL
• Well where will we start. First of all we should probably talk about the lack of pub and the lack decent entertainment. lets start with the garret, dont know much but what i do know is that when you fall down the stairs pissed it hurts like fuck!!!! Even more so when some nob jockey kicked you down then proceeds to use you as a urinal. These are the sober people. Then we have the pitfour, nice barmaid called sam and some interesting characters but the music leaves a bit to be desired, theres KAREOKE JOE singing neil dimond every friday and saturday. If you are really lucky you could have a pint with mintlaws highest ranking gigglo " CHOCOLATE WULLY " a ladys man like no other. there is also your usual gang of degenerits neds who hang about down the side smoking and talking about the bird they "want to do". This sort of thing should be stamped out, all we have to do as a society is spit on the little fucks every time we see one. One last thing, if you see the local police dont worrie just keep smoking that joint because these lazy retarded fucks wouldnt run if there mother was on fire and the hose was 2m away. PIGS, bone idle BASTARDS Cant be fucked with the rest it really isnt worth it. yours sincerely someone who cares
• "Gingers" shares a building with Zandres so thats a definate no,no "The Garret" Full of minks "Happy Hippos" Full of minks and has picnic tables outside full of minks
• Country park Mintlaw - new ownership soon - Freebies finished
• c.p.i great pub under new management. pitfour stick to farming you tattie picking losers. garrett invest in comfortable furniture. shack let's go to the gay bar.
• Garret Bar where you can find the sexiest barmaids in Mintlaw
• yat again the pit is still the pits! gilly's still gilly's known for the usual antics!and the garret well that is still the the alchies paradise!
• It has to be the Garret with its regular selection of shot putters (these are the "larger framed" females) who sit in their regular corner issuing evil stares to anyone who looks remotely more attractive to the male sex (any other female with four limbs). These "girls" are familar to most of the male patrons and it has to be said have made breakfast to the majority. So there you go if your looking for a good pint and a free breakfast the Garret is the place to be. But watch out some of the local wildlife tend to be a bit crabby (and i dont mean bad tempered).
• Gillys nicknamed Jeelies for the dabblers in drugs who frequent the place. The Pitfour Arms where when you walk in even the juke box stops and looks at you. The Country Park Inn as said before full of farmers and students. The Garret full of pure drinkers which has it's reserved table for the Garret Birds if you can call them that!!!

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Last updated: 2009-07-21