The Worst Things in Nailsea, Somerset*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• Leaving Nailsea
• nothing for 16 n 17 year olds 2 do coz we cant get in pubs n we dont wanna hang round gv n scothorn wid all da lil kids pissed out der head bein anoyin
• WORST THINGS ARE THE DEALS, 1.2 ten bags! GET THE FOOK OUTTA HERE. Ring lucus if you want some top notch shizzle. 1.5 and over :)
• The annoying little shits who think their hard!! and many others.
• G-units, fucked up twats who need 2 get a life.
• waking up
• going into nailsea

• the teachers at the school but they don't count as few are actually nailsea residents. the underaged townies whose parents let them drink at a young age in the bars round town and think its normal - its not, it is illegal and turns sometime pleasant pubs into craphouses with a reputation for serving, er, younger people.
• The people who forgot that after they'd finished school they were meant to do something. Instead they wallow around in their temporary celebrity status; gained by generally being older and uglier and threatening and beating impressionable fourteen year olds. They enjoy getting drunk and smoking weed at unusual time like thursday morning and sunday afternoons. They might try and gate crash a teenage party but will feel that perhaps they might have to starting getting friends their own age. occasionally a vodka toting slut might pull them and that will make them feel a whole lot better and more importantly harder. This macho man image will of course hide the fact that because of their lack of employment they are completely dependent on their mummys. bless.
• Most people who live in Nailsea are involved in Finance or Business or the MOD at management level - some can be real gits. Furthermore they have anoying children who get worse by the year. They can't put a new play area up without someone destroying it (taking a chain saw to it!!). Also Nailsea has a lot of moaning old people, just try buying something in Tesco on pention day! The precict is a lot nicer than 10 years ago, it has new flooring and modern signs, the carparks are still free but have a 3 hour limit. However the amount of shops is terrible with more closing and not reopening by the month!
• All the pillocks from Greenfield Crescent
• No offence to all my mates there but..........Fuck all you fukin pussies who think that we aint gona fight ya you want some then come down here.... ill be waiting. PRICKS!!!!
• kwik save,police
• loads of under 16s who think they are hard and own the place

• AHHAHAA
• The skankiness of the place
• TOWNIES!!!!!
• It is a fairly stable place to live
• Nailsea Shool
• The people. They are all shit kicking, interbred, feeble brained, pin heads.
• when the pottery is not on rich supply no getting high...i mean making bowls
• the lack of illegal substances going around
• Realising that some of my teachers are still around. Makes me too scared to come back for a visit.
• the ugly girls they are real ugly im talking charlie from ground force ugly
• The kev's that start fights with the skaters, avoid the mainstream hangouts and you'll be fine.
• THE UTTER DOMINATION OIF THE WHITE MIDDLE CLASSES. GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU CAN
• the police force (except roger)
• I DONT LIVE THERE ANYMORE SO IT CANT BE THAT GREAT
• its too close to that towny ridden hell hole that some people like to call backwell i wonder if the founder suffered from siatica and on the day he fouded it it had died down, someone said to him "hows your back" and he replied "well" stupid arsed name if i ever heard one
• The Size - Cuz it's small, if you are avoiding someone, then you are guaranteed to bump into them somewhere!!
• The Glasshouse is the worst pub in the world. They claim to have done it up, when all that's happened is that it's been cleaned and the lights turned upside down. It often has this disco - that's rubbish too. The Queen's Head is what happens when cousins marry.
• Horrible little middle class kids who reckon they're home boys from downtown LA. I've got a message, kiddywinks, take the black clothes off, pick your feet up and stop shuffling, stop listening to rap - you are white, you come from the West Country, your Dad works in insurance.
• the annoyingly high amount of residence that go to backwell school, the wimps wont even fight when we want to kick their arses
• the night-life
• No-where to go when you're a teenager and bored. You'll get beat up if you go to the precinct at night-time
• A lot of little kids
• The Wine Bar, where if you're old enough to drink then you shouldn't be there
• No clubs - therefore, no late drinking (need to go to Bristol or Weston)
• No free basketball courts, or basketball teams.

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