The Worst Things in Newport, Isle of Wight*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• chickgo rock cafe in newport isle of wight not nice at all
• with you go to the 7 stairs at the side of the county hall the caretaker will throw you out some times
• girls are fucking ugly in newport, dont come here to pull.
• Alex Dyke IOW Radio DJ call him on his live chat show and wind him up.HE REALLY GETS OUT HIS PRAM ! Car parking machines Bloody every where !!The Council put them there to pay for their FAT pay rises !! The dayglow ticket wardens holding hands in pairs just in case they get nutted.Mind you they have not one ounce of brain matter so I don't know why they worry. N.B. It is cheaper to park on a yellow line and get fined by the police .Than to go 5 mins over your parking ticket limit and get fined by the money grabbing council. CCTV's these waste time watching the people not buying car parking tickets and radio the dayglo tweedle dee and tweedle dum wardens who race to the scene asap They then hide round corners waiting to slap one on you as soon as you run to the chip shop for your cod roe & greased potato.( I think everyone possible on the island with car should all at the same time, park in spaces without a ticket wait for the wardens to pounce, then drive off!! then come back 2 mins later and do it again. Just imagine the breathless fat B*****ds running round newport like headless chickens!! I tried it once it was a scream ! Everywhere is aimed at the older generation. The isle of wight is a mecca for Crinklies and why do they always have to tell you how old they are ?? Who really cares.
• No independant record shops, the inevitability of the Vengaboys at Woodys and the desperate choice (!?!) of either Woodys or Senators
• so bloody boring
• Macdonalds, lots of people with attitude problems and if you want to go somewhere on a bus it most likely goes through Newport bus station before it gets to where you are going.

• No nice girls. ALL DOGS
• The gentleman who keyed my motor in the town centre last week.
• The isolation when you're under 16 yrs!
• senators the bus stations and the swine that hang outside mcdonald's pan estate
• no sun grockels
• Walking around the town now, all the old pubs gone, chock a block with traffic and fumes. CC cameras watching your every move.

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