The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Newton Abbot, Devon*

The things which can't be categorised

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• Local Newton abbot dialect can be heard everywhere, ZamZocki=stewed Maize=Mad
• Hi, Used to go to Uni at Seale Hayne. I like the place but was glad2 leave Newton it was depressing :S Anyone else at Seale Hayne in 2002/2003?? I've heard it's shut down now and everyone has moved to Plymouth.
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• I have seen victims of that 'bogeyman'. I lived there for 3 months before I saw sense, and got the hell back to civilisation, in the South East. Nearly all locals I met, must have had their IQ's sucked out by some entity, as they thought Windsor was in London!!!! To them, the capital of England is Bristol!! Man, that IQ sucking Bogeyman legend must be true. Perhaps their all inbreeds. Makes Royston Vasey look like fucking Vegas!
• NEWTON ABBOT, OR DO I MEAN MUTANT ABBOT? IS FULL OF HOSTILE ALIAN TYPE PEOPLE, YOU DAREN'T VENTURE OUT ON A NIGHT FOR FEAR OF BEING BEATEN UP BY SOME NUTTEROR OTHER, THAT'S ALL THEY ARE CAPABLE OF
• Though at first glance merely dull, Newton Abbot boasts many more health hazards and madmen than you might think. It even has its own rustic myth! Although lacking hard proof, Newton Abbot legend has it that the 'bogeyman' or 'soul eater' often visits hapless newcomers in the middle of the night, sucking away their IQ through a kind of 'mystical straw'. The victims become nothing more than a limp, lifeless shell; this phenomenon is well documented, the survivors often being called 'locals'.

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