Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars in North Kilworth, Leicestershire*

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• dance music sucks- it's for gays anyway
• There's the North Kilworth Sports Club, aptly named because nobody from North Kilworth is allowed in there, apart from the shite carnival where if your lucky you'll catch a glimpse of Arther flauting his beer belly at Hazel. Would you trust a man that models himself on Ted Bovis? Need I say more...
• Errmm.. We only tend to do dancing once a year in the Village Hall (annual date variable and then only once all well imbibed in the old electric juice).
• The White Lion: Regularly holds karaoke nights that are so bad, you'll gladly drink down the Swan, but they don't serve as late so up have to put up with Mandy Barnes' horrendous singing. The Swan: I think it's shite now, although I'm not sure. It did used to hold regular sing-a-long nights with f***kin awful musicians which was a right laugh. The Sports Club: Don't go there it's awful, it's run by a commitee made up of Arther 'Bloody' Varney who doesn't even come from Kilworth, and his cronies. It's a bloody farce, and he's been shaggin one of the blokes missus'he's been doing it for ages and ages. Poisonally, I wouldn't go near him with a barge pole, he looks like the love child of Ted Bovis off HiDeHi and David Mellor. Now you're getting the picture...
• The Lion sometimes have a karaoke on Friday nights. The Swan sometimes has someone in that talks really loud.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14