Hookup Spots in Ormskirk, Lancashire*

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• Day an Nights gone down the shitter!!! Just give it up
• erm the park near park pool?
• If you wana get laid go outside the arriba at kicking out time, loads of scaly girls who look rather young looking to be taken to one of the parks/alleyways/non-cctv covered areas. The venue at edge hill is a guaranteed pulling place at freshers week
• While there is a strange lack of whores, you could still probably get a quickie in the bus stop toilets if you're into that kind of thing. Incidentally, George Michael does not live in Ormskirk.
• triangle park has always been a cracker of a place for all the local cider drinking scallys! 79p for a bottle of dirt and a guaranteed snog and more at the end of the night! and the socco cameras dont work either!
• all the students like hangin in out there in the indoor market at lunch time and after lectures ect
• Cherry tree park and the quarry
• Climb the fire escape behing the LINK building at Edge Hill College at night. Best spot to smoke a joint EVER.
• Who remembers the J.M.B.A! some hardknock crew that everyone was scared of!Ha!Ha!
• Scahill's was always good for a laugh. Everyone used to go there, not sure if it's so favorite anymore.
• corronation park, fab for hanging out with your mates and sharing some love over a bottle of cider on a friday night.
• anywhere ormy is full of lovely peeps!
• outside the kebab house
• Hey dudes well wen me an my gang are in town we WOULD like 2 go 2 da skate park but bcoz of the millions of skals an townies who go there to show us ONCE AGEN dat dey can hav everythin we want then we hang round the anvil (the big sword thing) an just sit an chat on dat. The police tell ya 2move but once deyve gone just get bak up :D
• on saturdays the market is scall central with assorted scalls either on their annual trip from bursco, or local scalls buying their weeks supply of diamond socks, fake tan, or market bling, and u can feel pretty vulnerable wen faced with them en masse, specially wen ur only quietly waiting for ur chums so u can go n b normal in ur hometown. They also all hang round at the bus station, trying to scrape together the fare back to burcough...or get laid, one of the two. Anyways, its best not to meet at the bus station (cos ull probly get attacked from behind with an old bottle of white lghtning) or in ther town centre. Go for somewhere nice and quiet like the park.....if theyr not killing the ducks by throwing sovereign rings at them.
• Arriba - if you think your a gangster. Great for folks who live in a make belive world of shady people, ask the manager for great tips on how to pretend to be hard.
• Beware of the Ormy Crew who's hang out is the Arriba, don't cross the manager or his homies (the most feared gang in West Lancs).
• Bus Stop still a classic easy access from kirby to it. Coronation Park sounds regal! Isn't
• The Horse-poo i mean shoe
• Ormie is full of tossers that think dey is ard and speak like they r from the roughest parts of liverpool. witch is nothin to b proud of. the parks is full of the scallys gettin drunk on there cider and shandys
• Bargain Booze
• well scallys hang round by the dump that is the bus station, i can see why though, probobly feel like home. mainly in the town centre or corination park
• Bus Staion for all you spotty-faced Rockport wearing little gimps. You all look hilarious. Stop trying to be Scousers and tucking your trackies into your socks, even golfers don't do that anymore. Apart from Payne Stewart and he's dead! Let the be a lesson to ya'
• Bus Station is greatly improved now - most the scallys dont hang round here anymore.
• Clock Tower
• town centre

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