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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Penge, Greater London*

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else
  • all you stupid little trash living blackes go back to where you came from
  • There are some brilliant Churches in Penge if you are into that sort of thing. Penge Family Church in Green Lane, St Johns in the High Street and Christchurch at the top of Maple Road.
  • One time, Penge used to be full of green fields, and had 23 pubs stretching all the way from one end to the other. Many farmers used to have drunken crawls in an attempt to make the full 23, but to no avail... ...I don't think. Must hold the largest asylum seeker population in the borough of Bromley.
  • If you're ever in Crystal Palace Park why not take the south exit and have a stroll through Penge, it's got a street market (Maple Road) open Tuesdays and Saturdays. Good selection of charity shops
  • People who come from Penge (myself included) appear to be very fond of what I term as "workman's tea"; so strong as to put hairs on your chest, it must be served in a mug, preferably chipped.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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