The Best Things in Penrith, Cumbria*

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• my turban brings all the curry to the yard n leesa's like u got any narn??
• Why does everyone have to nake such fun of QEGS!!!!!! We are here because we actually have alifer and we dont hang around bus shelters and bandstands we actually want to kae something of the short time we have on this earth.
• Why does everyone have to nake such fun of QEGS!!!!!! We are here because we actually have alifer and we dont hang around bus shelters and bandstands we actually want to kae something of the short time we have on this earth.
• starbucks, repressed, JOHI, penrith after midnight is the fucking bomb.
• Fred Clarks birth
• leaving the place
• Fuck ALl its a dive n a half
• errrmm... ME!!!!!
• Well prob get something said about this, but QEGS! I work there and everyone is sound! I have heard about the Ullswater and QEGS thing, well what can ye say... NOWT really!
• CASTLE PARK SPAR BLUES BLOCKBUSTER
• ALWAYS SEE UR MATES OUT N ABOUT!
• spitting at goths
• UCC SKOOL IS THE BEST THEY WUD KICK GRAMMERS ASS ANY DAY BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!
• Well, if you get i with the right people, you'll find some loyal friends, but the right people in Penrith are very few and far between! I was lucky, I've made some friends here i'll have for life! And this may be sad, but, in Penrith, a funeral of a friend always brings people together, even if it's only for an hour or so.
• the posse!!!! PENRITH POSSE ROOLZ LAZONBY POSSE R SAD AS!!!
• its ok
• the skaters are nice will and joe are beautiful i mega like will.
• ummmmmm, taxi peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ...erm...it's not plauged with southerners! Poor Southampton it never stood a chance...sniff
• lil scott as a lil cock n is part of the south end posse tag alongs all da boi racers sit in the carpark with there music on finkin there hard as fcuk but realy there dirty lil perverts xx
• there isnt! oh yeh castle park is gud crack in summer!
• That all the dirty quegger beggers are just posh heaps of shit that walk around in their shity blazers cos there shit teachers wont let them take them off hahahahahaha pussy fuckin whems
• Castletown boys are the Shiznit! We got it all! alrite?! We got the best lads n lasses in town! o and by the way we are "IT" ;)
• The D9 Band were the best local band,bar none.better than that Absolutely bullshit.what happenend to them??
• brougham. always good crack down there. you will almost certainly catch alla from alston shaggin kelly or stacie or nicola (the last 2 are sisters, ones 18 the others 14, very sick) he has plenty of diseases so watch yourselves. WHEN HIS PILE OF SHITE CAR IS IN THE GARAGE YOU WILL FIND ROB SPOONER HIDING AWAY WITH A JOINT. TURNS OFF THE LIGHTS AND DUCKS EVERY TIME A CAR GOES BY. WE PARKED BEHIND HIM, HE DIDNT NOTICE SO WE FLASHED OUR LIGHTS AT HIM AND HE CAKED IT. it was very amusing.
• SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
• Like minded resident's, the road out. But it gets worse near Shap mind, you have to navigate around the tenmen ego's of the kids there.
• THERE ARE NO BEST THINGS ABOUT PENRITH
• cant personaly think of any, maybe yes i can my best mates!!!
• Real Slam Wrestling!!!! Penrith's first Wrestling Federation!!!!
• UCC by far the best thing about Penrith. if only the dicks from QUEGS cud look at themselves they cud see what a load of lowlifes they are.
• Hi, my names Hazel Price. If you are reading this you'll probably have got off with me at one point. Any way Flora If your there I really Luv u and i want a relationship with you. You are one hell of a fit lass. Luv Hazel xxxxxxxxxxxxx
• its quaint and indervidual!!!!!!
• platform 1, penrith station. Gets you away!
• full of stoners chilling out gettin stoned
• fit birds to pull!
• nowt penrith truly is boring
• Rheged petrol Station open 24/7 and the guy called john who does the grave yard shift there is a star
• Plenty of fit lads, yeh they prove there fitness by the size of there engine and how loud they can play this weeks no1 but hey, its penrith after all !!
• angel lane chippie
• !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are in a beautiful part of the country if you are a walker , biker or climber
• all the sluts an there big hard townie boyfriends who all suck cock for smack
• Well there isn't too much in Penrith that can match reminising with your mates whilst sat on top of the phone boxes in Devonshire street at 1.30am eating Mustafa's chips with garlic mayonaise, get beyond Penrith mind and the novelty wears off.
• The fact that it is a long drive away
• breasts
• everybody leaving me alone wherever possible
• Penrith and Cumbria in general have a strong background in Brythonic Celtic culture.
• THE ROAD OUT!
• Hmm... it's not always on form but I'd have to say the best of a bad bunch is Plug and Play on a Sunday night at the Playhouse (near Safeway) which is sometimes excellent, sometimes pure shite when no-one turns up. Watch out for Phil on his ukilali. Also Tom who does the sound... mm mm. Good for meeting people though... if old bikers are your type. Just about the only night activity free of 12-year-old slappers!
• Crip, Nige, Messy and Jacquesy. Don't worry boys we know the truth!
• ITS VERY PEACEFUL.
• The nearest road out
• Truck stop sarnies at 3am
• Penrith Basketball now up and running.Watch out for those swishin threes and amazin Js boo yeh
• Women are easy drinkin is free
• THE WHITE HORSE!
• definately manners and chaz they drive the fastest and smartest novas in town and are so fit luv danniele
• The amount of rockers that are around, awwwww........i luv them all.
• Any1 with a spare few hours, you shud go and C Euphemia Burrel Borlase. She lives in the 2nd grave on the left on the top row of Beacon Edge cemetery!!!We love her
• THE WOMEN
• U.C.C
• In Penrith? U've got to be kidding!
• THERE IS NO BEST THING REALLY APART FROM ALL THE TIDY LADS
• WHY THE LOVERLY ARISTOCRATIC NEW MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY, WHOSE SON LIKES TO "FIT IN " WITH THE BOYS AT SOUTHEND ROAD,IN HIS LOVERLY YELLOW CAR!THEY'RE SUCH NICE PEOPLE.SO CARING,SO AFFECTIONATE,SO CONSIDERATE, SO DEVOTED,SO...SO...RESPECTED!!(OH THE USE OF IRONY AND SARCASM!!)
• 'THE' GET A JOB GUY. Everyday at the pool at half 12, then again at half one as he returns to the job centre. If you see him, be sure to shout GET A JOB at him. He's the weird guy with the scary ginger hair. Roland too, he is the man, go find him and talk about sox with him, hmmm great fun for hours
• Nubile firm bodied Tarts will 'DO IT' for a ride in your car. Always LOADS of sexy fit women to ogle (you'd never get a second look from the 'I want a rich farmer to marry' brigade, which just leaves the Kappa Slappa's ...of which there are many (of varying ages)
• Southend Road carpark. At least you'll know where to go, when you are left looking for the last man on earth, and the population needs saving. (Actually no, do us all a favour. If you are the last female on earth, run! Run as fast as you can away from Penrith)
• The best things are also the worst thigs,I love and loathe P-rith in equal measure!
• one of the best things about penrith is southend car park at nite were all us boy racers congregate an make loadsa noise and loadsa burnouts-good crack i think u should try it sometime and annoy the diff
• It is very, very easy to buy drugs in penrith
• You can escape easily to Carlisle when u've had enough of seeing the ugly lads and lasses who act like a family,oh ho ho i'm ya sista!! LOL SIMPLY SAD
• SOUTH END CARPARK YOU JUST HAV TO COME YOUR NOT WELCOME IF YOUR FROM Q.E.G.S OR YOU'LL HAVE ONE OF THE TOILET BASHERS TO DEAL WITH
• Its crap there are no good things except your friends
• Me, my decks and a load of breaks.
• Is there any?
• full of drugs.
• Best thing about Penrith is the fact that you get to know stuff about yourself that you never even knew yourself! The gossip chain in the town is unbelievable. Penrith is a typical small town with lots of small minds who believe everything they hear!
• blues flattened
• probaby the road out of it!!!!!!!!
• Chinese takeaways
• The only good thing about penrith is that there is always fit,single lads.Penrith gals never go without cuz there is always a guy available
• What good things?
• FRYER TUCK CHIPPY
• there is no good things in Penrith at all even the fellars are ugly and the lasses are all slappers they only go out with lads for the 4 wheels that come with him.
• Gino's Lock Ins
• When the weathers fine and you're in love everything is great. When you're not its a shithole. Guess which category most people fall into? Local websites that allow their guestbooks to be used for minor petty fueds.
• ice cream and chocolate cake
• The cute guy with the ace tunes!
• ITS A SMALL TOWN SO YOU GET TO KNOW EVERYONE AND ITS QUITE A FRIENDLY PLACE WITHOUT THE 'TWO SLAPPERS FROM BLUES AROUND'
• splashing young school kids and old bids as the walk home from school!!
• The Fresh air and the speed bumps that rip the exhaust off the Novas-with-badly-lowered-suspension. Also, We now have our own Mini Specialist!
• fat birds that do it for 50p
• The fact that everyone has such bad fashion taste which means you can wear whatever you want and still look good on a night out!
• It's Penrith, and therefore great.
• JAIL BAIT BIRDS UP FOR IT
• Ian Thompson - does a great BBQ in the summertime or whenever he's game for one.
• Russell from the wedding hire shop - the best bit of camping you'll ever see in the lakes!!!
• it could be morecombe
• Jamie Ayers- He once drank three bottles of wine and then promptly emptied his stomach all over the interior of a taxi. What a hardman!! The fact that even someone who is relatively unintelligent by UK standards can feel like a veritable Einstein as soon as they become engaged in conversation with a local. It was suggested several years ago that the collective IQ of Penrith could be almost tripled if every household owned a goldfish.
• ...In life are free, except in Penrith, where you have to pay double and fucking like it.
• Realising that you've got a higher I.Q. than most of the population.
• The fact that "Wildriggs" (the provider of the "Penrith pong" recently burned down- NO MORE PENRITH PONG! The fact i now live 142 miles away. Blues on a thursday night. The Miners Arms.
• The little Chippy
• The best thing about Penrith is that it is on the internet. I thought nobody had ever heard of Penrith, but am very cheered by the fact that someone has.
• The extension on the Swimming baths!!
• A town in the country. Easy place to get to and from. Quite a nice place to live.
• Sidney Bakewells electrical shop in Market Square sells everything including Bang and Oulfsen.
• There's a great Climbing Wall, opened fairly recently. Even though I've only been once, it's very popular and 'real' (adventure) climbers approve.
• Friendly natives
• I live here. The people.
• Ulswater, breathtaking
• Walking in the fells, beautiful and exhausting
• Sharrow Bay Country House Hotel, no we didn't stay there, you must be joking, on what I make!
• Artful Dodger cafe downtown

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Last updated: 2010-03-25