Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars in Penrith, Cumbria*

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• Toppers whayy . . . . yer its shyt unless ur totally rat arsed. N Blues whayy . . . its shyt even if u r totally rat arsed. Suk ma dik in warehouse cos its da best of em all!!! wheyy
• embassy
• BLUES IS A DIVE N TOPPERS FULL OF BITCHES! BROUGH CLUB RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• da blue's an Toppers an dey play dancy disco Sh*t
• BLUES WAHEY!!!!!!!!!
• BLUES IS THE BIGGEST SHITHOLE EVER BUILT!!!! ther topperz which is alot better only if ya go 2 saturday topperz tho!
• hit blues for a good time... ...ha

• i remember the old days down toppers with a vodka slushie. still dont really see whats wrong with it actually. other people seem to have this worthy belief that they have outgrown their roots. i remember most of these people at some point or another in southend road car park, covered in their own urine and vomit singing ting tang walla walla bing bang to anyone who cares to listen. balls to them. toppers is the witch's tits and i'll have words with anyone who says otherwise!
• Toppers Saturday nyt
• blues......? that used to be goos (when i was 13) all you had to do was take a bottle of perfume, when it gets busy, you just wipe away the cross and away you go to get wasted. no questions asked. toppers has got better on saturdays, more people, more fun, and you'd be suprised at how much male totty you can see when youre pissed, the choices are unimaginable. karl mcphearson get your mask on, not even the pissheads will want you, just stick to fat linda simmo.
• blues!!!!! anyone over 13 can get in here!! remember to pack the perfume in your bag to remove the large cross on your hand so the tenders will give you alcohol, but if its stinky on the till then all you little girls need to do is flutter your eyes at him and all the drinks are yours. watch out for diggle, he's got slaggy residue on him, no names mentioned.
• toppers and blues....are the only nightclubs....i feel like ive stepped into a time warp when i go through the door....its old, dirty and just disguisting....dont go there incase you catch a disease.
• teeny boppers yer right BLUEz der
• blues is alright the miners is cool and toppers is hilarious its such a joke!!

• blues is a complete shit hole! try it bt its scummy and shit!
• toppers
• Toppers, warehouse (Known locally as the whorehouse - entertaining viewing none the less
• blues is so much better than toppers, it has a better atmosphere music needs to change tho get some hard dance tunes on!!!
• Alternative stuff and live bands at Blues most Saturdays otherwise leave the county.
• Dont go to blues it smells it gets to hot its full of old people and you stick to the floor, u cant go 2 the bogs either coz thers always people puking and takin a leek on the floor not to mention getting it on in the cubicals
• Toppers is shite, plum goes there - enough sed i heard that this is where he contracted that disease from sum1 spitting blood in his face !!! Blues rocks baby, n the warehouse is quality, tall guy in the white horse you r fit as !!!!
• BLues is a rock club in a kind out smokey 80's style on saturday and you only go if there's a good band on. Thursday and friday nights are ok but they play shit dance music. Toppers is like where all the insane people in Penrith seem to go when there pissed in saturday night. It completely shit but who cares
• well, just don't do it, thats all i can say. don't go to blues, don't go to toppers just go home. its cheaper, infintitly more pleasurable and invariably you're less likely to be assaulted by someone from Carleton Hall Walk then.
• you can dock on the shores of lake top-bar (toppers) or make u feel blue at blues!! dont get me started on them clubs...grr
• Blues, Toppers..... basically glorified metal boxes. Next question please
• toppers have a top deejay mark luvdup (miss moneypennys)on thursday fourth of april,get yourself down its probably the best best known dj ever ever ever to have cum to penrith. although blues does have dave double decks,ermm yea
• Blues is a porta-loo with UV lights. Sorry Robin......Toppers is slightly better but what is the Friday nite about. Novaphiles paradise!!!
• Blues is a large porta loo with a smoke machine. DO NOT go
• TOPPERS. And TOPPING YOUR SELF is what you feel like after you leave the place early in the morning full of nasty lager and cheap tunes still buzzing in your head!
• Club Hidalgo at YanwaRTH gate!
• Blues and toppers, both are shit but toppers staff are a bunch of pricks
• BLACKBURN ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB ,EWOOD PARK ,BLACKBURN LANCASHIRE !!
• what ever u do don't go to blues on a saturday nite. its shit, goth nite. BUT do go 2 toppers, (upstairs) on a sat.
• OOH BLUES!!AND TOPPERS!! DON'T FORGET THE HUGE FOLLOWING THESE CLUBS GET FROM THE YOUNG LAPPERS NOT JUST THE YOUNG REVELLERS!!A CERTAIN YELLOW SAXO CAN OFTEN BE FOUND SITTING OUTSIDE ONE OF THE 2 CLUBS,WITH ITS DRIVER INSIDE.HE DOESNT LIKE TO GO OUT,HIS MUM DOESNT REALLY WANT HIM TO.HE'D RATHER SAVE HIS MONEY FOR SOME MARVELLOUS NEW SPEAKERS.
• Friday at Toppers (inside) is as close as you would ever get to a "pick-up" joint for all the teeny-boppers and wanna-be drug barons. It's HIGHLY UN-recommended to send your Law-Abiding non-smoking sexually-UNaware kids here.
• "If Your Names Not..Wurzel Gummidge, Barleymoe, Taylor, Cowperthwaite, Barnes, Atkinson, Smith or Brown, you're NOT coming in" BLUES if you fancy a brush with a bloodied fist at closing time, or alternatively TOPPERS...if you fancy an encounter with a bloodied fist at closing time.... it's a bit bleak really.... (broken bottles will be provided at the door upon entry.. glasses are optional)
• the state side is the best pub in penrith. all year 11 of ucc goes there just to hagng mind you we dont drinck........................(MUCH)
• Blues,where you have to hand your money over to that bald tight tit on the door.Tippers actually thinks it is good,how wrong they are!
• Blues Indie night is sound for 50p vodkas, otherwise try Ben Taylors house on Barco Avenue, his seats are well comfy and he's got MTV
• Toppers, blues, warehouse is kinda
• TOPPERS WILL BE WERE THE PEOPLE FROM ULLSWATER WILL BE HANGING OUT THERE AND SCRAPING AGAINST THE GRAMMER SLAPPERS.
• It is worth going to Toppers just to see the worlds ugliest employees and the countries most laughabley soft doormen
• mmmmmmm, blues and toppers, but the best place was called Mad Jacks
• Train Station. Ullswater road. Newcastle. Manchester. Leeds. Edinburgh. Sheffield. Yours for a small fee. PS buy a single, not a return. Trust me.
• Go to blues on sataday night. Alterntive night. Full of goths and gypes but hey. Some good bands play. Look out for DAVE.
• There are only 2 - Blues for Thurs/Fri and Sat if you are sad - and Toppers for Saturday - not really that amazing but you see everyone that is anyone so always good for crack and they are trying to get better!!
• blues is one of the best 80s theme clubs i have been to its so realistic 80s decor,80s music,cheesey dj,the smell of piss,and quality punch up just like in the oldern days long before i was born.
• Yeah! lets all go to blues and get turned away! What fun for the weekend!
• toppers is open next thursday the 19th oct and its just downstairs and its just a pound in.support it or lose it..
• 2 irving court, pategill. the new club Wicked Willies has just opened and runs every friday and saturday night . all shots £1:00 bottles £2:00 for first week only. feel free
• Don't go I'd rather spent six bar at the shell garage, asking Dylisis for a copy of razzle, a bottle of chochalate lucozade and a ginsters cheese and onioin pastie
• you are ok at blues if you are into school uniforms as the patrons seem to mostly be fetishists that like to wear them
• toppers.....toppers.... you call toppers a club......
• Nice to see Toppers still up there with the best. Lee and Craig, you are doing a superb job, keep spinning those TUNES! Here We, Here We, Here We Fukin Go!
• A big up to all the 'downstairs' Toppers posse, keep the atmosphere going, its getting superb! ONE MORE! ONE MORE! ONE MORE!
• go to Toppers to see Nikki! the Sexiest member of staff there.
• If you want to get in a fight, both of Penriths major (read: only) NiteSpots are the place to go. If a fight doesn't break out near you in Blues or Toppers, there's obviously s problem.
• Wazzas NiteSpot on Graham Street - Quality DJ'S and beer at realistic prices. £2 entry and free food on friday nites!Please note- no cumbrians!
• Blues? Pah. Toppers? Pah.
• Toppers and Blues. It's never been the same since Mad-jacks(tha under 18's club) closed down. AHHH memories of my youth
• Where teflon shoes if you go to Blues!!(this will stop you feet sticking to the manky floor.)
• TOPPERS BABY! COME AND HAND YOUR COAT INTO THE ONE AND ONLY HELGA (HELEN ATKINSON). IT WILL COST YOU ONLY 50P TO EXCHANGE WORDS WITH HER. YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY AND SEE HER LATER ON COLLECTING YOUR GLASSES. IF YOU DO REMEMBER TO GIVE HER A NICE BIG SMILE, A NICE BIG TIP AND A FAG. SHE WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL.
• Toppers- only open on a saturday, should open more Blues- shouldn't bother, but bruce is a top gadge, wasted in that hole
• Watch out in the Penrith clubs. You wake up next morning after a night of passion only to find you're up on a paedophilia charge.
• @ Toppers nitespot you will find a Miss Helen Atkinson greeting you at the door, she is great a rel laugh, so go and chat to her, it will only cost you 50P, thats to put your coat up, of course!!!!
• Toppers and Blues, which have a remarkably young clientel compared to the local public houses which have an incredibly youthful patronage
• The warehouse, a new club that is being built. It is strictly for over 21s, or so they say! It was a market place and it looks kool at the moment, maybe because it is new!
• Toppers-yeah, baby! Blues-a gloryfied BOX
• I beg you, for the love of all that is holy, NEVER GO TO BLUES. You will be taking your life in your hands by doing so, unless you choose to wear a checked shirt with the top button done up and a pair of brown jeans with some wellington boots which have mud and animal excreta caked to the bottom of them.
• Toppers NiteSpot in Southend road, somewhat superior to Blues ... at least you don't stick to the floor.
• Blues, Mad Jacks and Toppers unfrotunatly all of them are terrible and attract too many 13 year olds in tine dresses and checked shirts.
• Blues.

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