Pubs in Penrith, Cumbria*

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• the waverly
• Tha Wolfe !!!! Its tha best
• grey gums, jamo hotle.
• the grapes iz the onli 1 i rember as it such a weird name
• general woolfe
• white horse iz ace! last orders okay at night time!!!!
• the beehive rocks. and the miners.
• Minors Glauster Warehouse Last Orders Stateside Station New Vic Dog and Duck
• Lowther always has a great atmosphere and exelent beers, I'm told the food is good value too.
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• The station, the Warehouse, The Miners, The Stateside, The Waverly, The White Horse, The Board & Elbow, there's more! I can't remember all of our pubs, but I can tell you that if getting glassed or vomited on is your idea of fun, you're in the right town.
• well not the station hotel it is a whole load of shit except that nice mr malcolm walker who will b standing by the bar evry nite with that nob head(jimmy) i didnt fink that ne one cud eat as much as he can he seriously needs to go to weight watchers and stop flirting with them 14year olds that stand at the bandstnd evry nite
• the WAVERLEY OR P.O.D AS IT IS AFECTIONATELY KNOWN TO ITS REGULARS THERES ALWAYS A FRIENDLY FACE AND NEVER A DULL MOMENT IN IT LONG LIVE THE WAVERLY
• they are all crap in penrith!!! the best however is probly........... white horse!!!!!! but i wouldnt travel 4 a night out!!!
• boring in town go elsewhere
• There isn't a half way decent boozer in town! Ritchie where are you? We need you back to start 'the driuds 2' !!!!
• The Woolpack is great for pool, darts and has a good dukebox. it ain't like the stateside either with its "fresh faced" crowd! the bouncers at the waverly are cocks.
• WAVELEYYYY!!!!!!!!11 BEST PUB IN TOWN STAION HOTEL THE UNDER AGE DRINKERS HANG OUT
• does anybody know that bouncer acrose from board & elbow i think is name is benno
• many pubs here serve underage drinkers, its all in how u look! dress to impress and u will get served anywhere, they are all shitty and cant tell the diffrence between toddlers and OAPs
• The white horse is good, dont even bother goin in if u c plum's bog brush head in the window tho, or if u spy a pair of leather gloves sitting next to a pint glass run for your life !!!!
• wot has the wolfe done, boohoo memories destroyed!
• Everyone to the Warehouse, because frankly it puts off the punishment of blues or toppers for another hour.
• Pretty much the same, full of people wondering what they'd done in a past life to deserve being born here
• the grapes serves all ages from 10 to 85
• The White Horse is definatly the best boozer about. Sod The Warehouse! Owned by and full of greedy wife snatching violent con-man gypsies. The Horse is with it, serves decent tucker and has really good cheap bevvy promos. The Djs are cool too, except the divvy psyco freek on a Friday night. He's a Proclaimers wanna be...Bring Back Jonnie+
• Lots and lots of pubs... and lots of pubs again. There's gotta be at least fifty...
• try the minors arms on southend rd ,meet alice copper there coz skools owt 4 summer.
• Go 2 the Woolpack. Its cool as fuk and the Land Lord is so fit!!
• LOTS, LOTS and even more....................
• Dukes, white horse, lonsdales all great for ten pints of lager and a good bye gerkin..
• The best pub was the Miners Arms untill new poeople took it over!!! IT'S YELLOW aaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................it was an alternitive pub now it's a slaper shit house.The druids is getting it's trade back+if that ever goes into that state i will have to kill, crush and distroy!!!ha ha
• The Wooley Pack is full ov 15 year olds but we love it antway. I would recomend it to any1 who wants 2 get it off Jase Bamber. Heez up 4 it all the time!!!Jokin Tee!!!!
• Miners Arms. Great except for the current landlord who it appears is removing the legendary regular Saturday bands and replacing them with hardhouse nights.
• THE SLAP AND ARSE
• Try the station hotel if you like cumberland sausage,i hear they get them out most nights.
• WOOLPACK IF YA 13-14 A DIRTY LITTLE SLAPPER LIKE DANNI WHARTON SHES UP FOR A SHAG !!
• The warehouse and the wolfe also the new and improved waverly aks bar tiago
• You may seek the pleasure of almost ANY fresh faced patron for the mere price of a drink.
• give a big up t the 3 best pub dj's in town rus, nel n adam! ya can also c rus at keswick at the loft on a saturday nite!
• The Miners Arms is by far the best pub in Penrith!
• the stateside servs anyone thats why its so cool
• I heard the Board burnt down,unfortunatley I also heard the landlord survived.Scotch turd!
• Robin hood for pints of Bud - Alright
• the miners is good unless the adolescent landlord is in a strop.
• BAR TIAGO .........its Wikid man
• BLUES ON A THURSDAY NIGHT ONLY SO YOU GET SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL COZ YOU'VE BEEN SICK IN THE NICE BRIGHT AND COLOURFUL BOGS IN THE WESTMORLAND BLOCK A U.C.C. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIVE
• Wolfe wolfe wolfe wolfe wolfe - due for a bit of a gutting but a quality spot for a bit of a piss up. Oh or the royal best pool table in the entire town - Nice.
• Go to Pooley Bridge and visit Mike at the Sun Inn.Truely a great pub with fantastic food and superb staff.
• If U wanna see the most "fresh faced" crowd there eva has been, go to the Woolie where U will finda bunch of wannabe lozerz with nowt 2 do but play pool & drink Smirnoff ice. Usually the same Penrith slags to be found in Blues, or Sam Scotts toilets.............
• again, absolutley shit loads of public houses, all serve under age drinkers, most quite old and need doing up, just like the Board and Elbow, which was mysteriously burnt down earlier on this year, mmmmmmmmmm
• The in place to be at the moment is "The Warehouse". Been open a few months now but still a favourite with everyone - you even have to queue to get in on Saturday - worse queues than Dukes and the Gloucester!
• WOOLPACK POSSEY 4EVA
• Dukes
• if you want a good night then get to the castle hotel. wendy is the best person in the world, and she always has a smile, no matter how she feels. free pool and jukebox tues and thurs. pub quiz every second tuesday, with booby prizes and a drinks round. no thrills live on friday november 3rd. 2 huge screens to watch football, and also the best pint in penrith, as voted by the owners of jennings, whitbread, scottish and newcastle etc.
• The Warehouse the new pub in town has taken away a lot of the trade from the other pubs, but the New Vic still manages to set up a new bar 'Stateside' and well it certainly is a state! how long did it take u to build that what 3 days the paint would hardly be dry! YOUR JUST BEING GREEDY!!!!
• The waverley is a cracking boozer plenty of crack on a sunday afternoon with the footie boys:choppy,woffie,scotty,damo,flash,booze,and the lads and a pretty damn fine pint as well. Gino the landlord is a massive liverpool fan and always talking footie. Try Mad Erics food its bob on.
• the stateside is crap, but the warehouse is buzzin, but for a good time there is a good barmaid in the Royal
• The Castle Hotel has free pool and juke box on a tuesday and thursday but it has never been the same since Jesus look alike quit. It has some fresh faced clients but they just hang around the pool table even when there is about 15 of them.
• The Board and Elbow has burnt down. BOLLOCKS! That firebomb was meant for the STATION. That's the last time I employ someone from QEGS.
• Okay, a BRADY here, replying to your kindness of placing us in the Entertainment section. We are all very flattered and glad that our lives serve the purpose of making all your lives joyful, just by watching us! How kind! One question though, one minute we're outstanding virgins and the next, we're slags. Could someone please inform us of which one we are. Thanks and I'm sure we'll be seeing you soon, you know running up to you in Blues, screaming your names and everything.....
• the best pub is the castle, although it isnt as good as it was when the tattieman (raymond) spent his ENTIRE LIFE drinking and betting on the horses!
• The Station Hotel, water hole to the best lads in town. If you can play pool go here because it has the best table in town and if you think you good enough the best players to compete against. Best on a sunday because of the footy and the general crack. Was better than it is now because of one lad who has gone to live somewhere else a bit hotter, you'll know who I'm talking about eh! Home to Micky Moto, and a lass who can eat loads of chips.
• What? How would i know about pubs and the like, i mean i am only 16. oh well...Yes loads of em, as has already been said it has been in the record books, cos it had so many. That doesnt mean they are any good though, beware the Waverly on thursday, lest your ears be assaulted by Twed's and occasionally Rufus's Kareoke.
• DUKES ALWAYS GOOD TO MEET FOLK YOU HAVNT SEEN IN A WHILE AND GOOD FOR A DANCE TOO. THE NEW VIC...COUPLE OF SLAPPERS BEHIND THE BAR (VIC HENDERSON)BUT APART FROM THAT GOOD SOCIALISING PLACE.
• go to the white horse to see Ross on the decks, just dont ask him to play better off alone! but keep your hands away from him, because although he's lovely, he's Nikki's! Be warned...
• Fresh-Faced crowds should head for the Woolpack and not clutter up the decent pubs with their talk of impending GCSE's and whether their parents will let them get a 50cc scooter when it becomes legal. Also, the pubs with the crowds outside are generally the ones that are open later (i.e. you don't have to go to Blues for that last drink after closing)
• Ah, the Station. Bit of a box really, but the group of people you'll meet there are some of the nicest in Penrith. Except the boozed up football fans, natch. The Brady Bunch, if one is to use the vernacular, (look it up Sian)... well, they do seem to irritate certain people, but REALLY, posting insults on here is a bit lame don't you think? In my humble opinion, a perfectly lovely 'bunch' of people, and I'd be happy to have any one of them run up to me in Blues and scream my name out. Ahem. You know who you are. And probably, who I am as well by now, so I'd better draw this to a close. Yeeees... best pub? Have to be the Miners Arms for genuine low grade indyness and having the best jukebox in town. (Not saying much, mind), or try the Waverly, for that authenticly awful Kareoke experience. Good pool table, mind.
• The station -as i said before is an excellent pub. Despite what my parents think
• The new vic is the place to be! The station hotel is now a total shit holw where all the 16 year old muppets go (formaly known as "the bradys") The new vic has a wide range of sexy shooters, great tunes and a lot of hot totty!
• If your looking for a gorgous barmen of man girls,I personally recommend the guys at the General Wolf or the 6'2" barman at the Dog 'n' Duck with the shaven head who refuses to tell me his name(but pulls a good one if you know what I mean!)
• The Dog and Duck is a good place to pull totty.If your not fussy about where they've been.
• plenty just need a decent forward modern thinking manager to bring us up to date
• Penrith is graced with several cosy family pubs, amongst them the 'General Wolfe'. By night, Penrith becomes a bustling hub-bub of farmers, farmers and more farmers. DO NOT touch your male friends or talk about anything related to the interests of the opposite sex, lest you desire a homophobic encounter.
• literally hundreds. at least twenty for 15000, most of which have a remarkably low clientel. miners arms has good live bands and gino at the waverley is a star
• The minors arm is full of goths and weird pep that have crawled out of the coffins from the nearby cemetrys. Try the white horse for live DJ-ing. Ross Pigg is normally found Dj-in on a Sat nite.
• The station hotel, ok it might be full of 16-24 year olds on a saturday night, but Mr Mike Jykes and Mr Mark Bowler are always nice to look at. Mike gives 3 bottles for £1.50, good-crack!!!! but only to his regulars, ie lasses!!!!! Another friendly face is Mr Malcolm Walker, he is a geordie, and also a resident in the station.
• Come to the station hotel and meet the brady bunch all known for their outstanding virginitys.
• The General Wolfe is the best pub in town.The staff are friendly and the locals are a good set of lads. The Wolfe's Manager Andrew Bateman is a good laugh and takes care of both his regulars and his bar staff. They sell the best beer in town and know how to pour a quality pint of Guinness.
• Enter a pub wearing anything that wasn't purchased in Dorothy Perkins/Burton's - forget it!! You may as well be from Mars!
• The Miner's Arms MUST BE WORSHIPPED. Especially the chipper Geordie barman, who has entertained me so often with his amusing Newcastlian banter.
• The miners arms, the waverly, the grapes, the robin hood, the druids, the grey goat, the lowther, the royal, the grey bull, the glouster, the board and elbow, the whitehorse, the general wolfe, lonsdales, the station, the victoria, the museum, the castle and many more there are lots of these.
• There used to be more pubs in Penrith per head of population than any where else in the country, now we have less in number but the most frequented are (not in any order): Gloucester Arms, White Horse, Board Inn, Two Lions, General Wolfe, Dog and Duck, Lonsdales, Waverley Hotel and the Miners Arms to name but a few.
• Try The Board, General Woolf, The White Horse if you want something a bit calssier try one of the village pubs

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Last updated: 2011-12-31