The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Penrith, Cumbria*

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else

• theres a cool nursery that turns off mulgoa road. jamo high school= pwns.
• To those who come in their cars/motorbikes/mopeds to McDonalds-STOP DROPPING YOUR RUBBISH ON THE GROUND IN THE CAR PARK AND IN THE NFU MUTUAL CAR PARK - There are bins provided all over the place- it's annoying having to pick up these rubbish after you ungrateful lot.
• we left 6 years ago and will never look back the place needs flattening its awful far to many young lasses desperate to fuck a southend roader christ knows why half of them are the interbreds from the country farms.Yep youve guessed it I HATE PENRITH!
• fat bloaters at UCC
• Jade moody is such a slag and needs to sort er self out and for nat hudson she needs to sort er self out to and learn to keep her legs shut wen she iz wiv sum1
• any where u go u can pull get drugs underage drinkers and underage sex
• We have visited penrith a number of times and have met lots of different people. In particular the boy racers who constantly drive around and meet up in southend car park talking about the size of their exhausts. Im guessing the bigger the exhaust the bigger the BOORRP up borp bank (the one leading upto maccies). We have also experienced a night out in penrith (if you can call it an night out) and have been to white horse, warehouse, blues and toppers.

• we hate qegs and its students ucc rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• XRESPECT 2 DA SOUFF ENDERSX
• xRESPECT TO DA SOUF ENDERSx
• PENRITH IS CRAP, PENRITH IS CRAP, PENRITH IS CRAP, PENRITH IS CRAP!!!!!!!!
• tesco? well we tg plenty of suypermarkets! we need sum shit for teenagers!
• SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
• penrith is full of disease riddled slags

• Wrestling is Back. Real Slam Wrestling!!!! Boys Gym. Friday after school. Recruits welcome!!!!
• HAZEL PRICE is a dirty slag who makes up shit that shes bin licked owt by every1. shes somethin that we cant fit anywer else coz shes a waste of space and mite aswel leave the country. oh yeah she already has, shes given her poor friends a break n gon 2 australia coz we cant stand the site of her ugly face the cockhead. dont cum back u wanker.
• not all boyracers are airheads just some of them if you actually sat and talked to then u can have a civalised conversation but i do agree that the girls do need something better to do with there time. Oh yeh and who eva wrote that about mitch tutty is wrong he is a really nice bloke just some people are small minded and dont know his past like i do he has had a real bad time and unless you know what he has been through u should shut your faces. Oh yeh one final thing PATEGILL HOUSE IS NOT FULL OF DRUGGIES i should know i lived there and all the people who live there are sound.
• testicles
• AHAHAAHAHAHA gav fletch is going to jail and he supposeldy wants to kill me hahahaha looks like i might give him a helping hand, do not pass go do not collect a gram of speed, go directly to jail, and good fucking riddance
• Where did the herpes come from??????????????????
• Plum, leather gloves never have benn and never will be cool so take em off !!!!! twat and baby if u hav to ask for sex after 6 months ure the one with the problem not her !! haha loser
• IS IT TRUE THAT SAM ADDISON IS PREGNANT TO MACCA??????????????
• vicky redheads enormous arse. my god how everyone hates you
• ALL THE TOWNIES THAT SUCK COCK FOR SMACK (EVERYONE IN TOWN)
• DEAN HORN. his head wont fit in most places.
• Not exactly the place you would want to come for global perspective
• My Dick
• all the wankers
• Go to Castle Park on a warm summers day to find Lee mEssenger, Nigel Burton, Danny Jacques, David Crisp and Maff Allisom lookin fit as ever!!
• We all love Nigel Burton and Dave Crisp. Don't worry boys we know the truth about youwoteva any1 else sez
• No thats it!
• FUK THAT, Police are slackers with nowt better to do than search and feel prime young drug users
• HAYLEY WHARTON GET A FUCKIN HAIR CUT YOU LOOK LIKE A SHAGGY DOG, BUT THEN AGAIN YOUR FACE ISN'T MUCH BETTER IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!(UGLY DOG)
• hey k8, stop shaging xander!!! i can't sorry. it would be o.k just don't do it in the PUB!!!
• You year 11 slappers you know who you are. Mellissa lamb,vicky redhead they are both fat muthafuckers you get your kegs off for any fucka! you go around slaggin other people off but your both 2 faced dirty old man beasts! any one who touches you must be crazy or fucked up. get a life or end it coz u aint worth it EITHER of you! BYE
• DONT GO TO GRAMMER IT A PILE OF LANKEY SHITE
• THE WEATHER GIRLS
• SOUTH END RD YOU'LL FIND FAT TIFFANY THERE NICKY RIGG AND MARTYN HOGDSON WE LUV YA
• THERE'S SOD ALL ELSE TO DO APART FROM GET STONED,PISSED OR WHATEVER SO THEY SHOULD DO SOMETHING WITH THE SHITY LITTLE TOWN. LIKE SWOP IT FOR SHAP!
• Please, may I appeal to the good people of Penrith for some help. I am trying to locate an old girlfriend, and I have just discovered she moved to Penrith about 6 months ago. She will now be about 30 years old and her name is DONNA CASS. I guarantee a gallon to anybody with any help. kdmilne@supanet.com
• I would like to appeal to all you cool dudes of Penrith. I am trying to locate an old girlfriend who has just moved to Penrith. I haven't spoken to her for eight years, so I'm hoping someone will be able to help me. Her name is Donna Cass and she will be about 32 years old. I can guarantee there's a gallon waiting for someone with information!
• If you can smell boiling rotting animal corpses, day or night, then you must surely be in Penrith. Even the locals of many a year are unable to tame there stomachs churning. The AROMA is quaintly and locally known as "The Penrith Pong" and boy! it certainly does. At it's worst through summer, you can forget leaving your windows open for that gentle summer breeze. Instead you must batten down the hatches, tape up the gaps; or succumb to the vomit inducing stench and constant feeling of nausea. NO wonder there are so many pubs!!
• The BORDER CITY MINI CLUB is based in Penrith. The club secretary and local MINI die-hard brothers are also based here.
• dont know!!!
• jake arnold sucks dick for weed in castle park
• Penrith is an ace place when all the slappers and twats have gone! WE SHOULD SLAUGHTER THEM ALL AND IT WILL BE HEAVEN AGAIN! :)
• JONNY ADDISON IS THE FITTEST THING ON EARTH. OH MY GOD
• LISA LOVES MIKEY NcMAHON LEANNE LOVES ED SANDERSON
• Southend road is the place to be!!!!Its wikid if u'r a 13 year old slapper or a pedafile with a 1.1 Nova who wants to pull a 13 year old slapper! MEGA
• ALL THE F**IN SLAPPERS FROM Q.E.G.S
• Right lads, here's the deal: If ya lookin' 4 a shag (& don't expect it 2 be any good,) check out Southend Rd. Carpark (just outside Blues,) St. Andrews churchyard, the Bandstand, Sam Scott's bogs, or the Woolie. U R sure 2 find a whole loada Penrith slags who are SO desperate they'll do anything if ya buy them a Smirnoff ice. Chances are the whole world'll know that U had a Penrith Prossie the next day, those slags don't exactly keep these things 2 themselves.
• Roland- A living porn star, always goes on about his birthday, the same day as Cliff Richard u know, or so he tells us
• SOUTHEND AMERICAN PIE. Picture the scene. A nova is parked in southend car park. A certain person who shall remain nameless is sat in the car with a young girl. He turns to her and says "Suck me 12yr old" The poor girl looks at him in amazment. "My friends call me nova" he says proudly "as in cassanova" She then replies "Go on then, drop your pants" He drops his pants and she looks up at him laughing. "You said if i got in the car with you and pretended i was your girlfriend infront of your mates, you would give me and my mates a lift home. Sorry, but i would rather walk for miles than go near that little thing!" she says before jumping out of the car. She then runs across to the toilets to tell all her little slapper mates how small that certain novaphiles dick is! Written by a very clever southend boy racer hater!
• If U R after a wicked night out, come to Southend Rd, or St. Andrews churchyard, where U can pick up an underage Penrith Prozzie, who'll always do anything for free.....
• The most pointless thing ever can been seen on a wall walking back to ucc. you will knoe it when you see it.
• Most penrithans rock this world
• Penrith is ace cuz u always find out what's been going on.Top spot 4 gossip, is penrith!!!
• UCC RULES,ALL THE ACE PEOPLE AND FIT LADS GO THERE!!
• There are two gangs of teenagers the shap mafia and the penrith mafia. The shap mafia are usually found outside Q.E.G.S looking to get Lomax. And the penrith mafia have they're own identity cards.
• ATTENTION ALL BOY RACERS!!! The hour of fiery retribution is nigh. Failure to comply with my wishes will result in instant humiliation by egg. You are all at risk, and I might strike at any time. You won't know how and you won't know when, but rest assured that if you continue to knob about in Southend rd. you will be splattered. New technology is being developed at this very minute which will project eggs for up to 500 metres. I wouldn't have a problem if you weren't a bunch of complete cocks, but you are. So there. THE EGGMEN
• I guess Penrith's alright really; when the sun is shining and the twats aren't in town its ok, know what I mean? Even the Bradys don't piss you off too much.
• it is a very small but kinda groovy place erm can you tell i don't live here?
• SOUTH END MAYBE A SHIT HOLE TO SUM PEOPLE BUT TO THE REGULARS IT IS THERE SHRINE!!!! WHERE WOULD THEY BE WITH OUT IT? THERE SHOULD BE A PERMANENT PLACK IN HONOUR OF THEM FOR STICKING BY THEIR MORALS & NOVA DRIVERS. SO GIVE THEM A BREAK AFTER ALL IT IS A MAJOR FEATURE IN PENRITHS IMAGE. RESPECT DA SOUFF ENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS EM
• Best Mob to have brought it to Penrith - Probably Leeds when they came in town in July 1999.They took a few pubs over.However it must be said that there main lads were in Carlisle having it in Pippins.They were coming back from a freindly at Celtic.The Geordies also always bring a good mob on the way back from Blackburn or any Lancashire club,however, it must be said they don't half leave Blackburn early these days though.
• Penrith is a wonderful town full of charming residents and widespread cultural diversity. The only places less welcoming and tolerant are a) Texas and b) Shap.
• Penrith is visited by Withnail and Marwood (and Uncle Monty, or course) in the best film of all time, "Withnail and I". On the way, Withnail spots a roadsign warning that they are passing through an accident blackspot.... "Look at that, look at that. Accident black spot. These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness. Throw yourself into the road darling, you haven't got a chance!" Very little to do with Penrith, I suppose, but what the hell, eh?
• The Police force is 100% corruptable, if you have a crime you wish to keep covered up, just slip them a fly ten spot and bobs your uncle. Your problems will just disappear, go on son everyone else does.
• I visited Penrith in 1991 to take in the beuty of cumberland and to see my ancestors. Brougham Castle and Hall are loacted ritgh outside of town and are steeped in history. There is also Highhead Castle a short distance away, another great Brougham landmark. The people are warm and ready to show a great time. The many pubs and diversity of food pleasures as well as the lakes and rolling "hills" make this area of England are much hidden star.

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