The Worst Things in Penrith, Cumbria*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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• Jimmy rich the knobhead
• Penrith pong: the smell is unbearable some days!
• The collective conciousness of the town - somebody educate these fools!
• bogans, FUCKING ESHLADS. ew, avoid the lads. also, it's smelly.
• living/visiting the shithole
• errrrm... My sister or UCC
• Everyone in Penrith is very nosy and clicky (I got this term)
• school!
• ONCE UVE LIVED THERE 4 ABIT IT GETS SHIT N THERES ALWAYS CRAK ABOUT YA! if u no wat i meen.
• looking at goths
• in all honesty there is nothing i would change about penrith. i love it in all its glorious crapness and would defend it to the death.
• LITTLE SCOTT HE IS SO ANNOYING GO GET A JOB INSTED OFF BEING A LIL DROP OUT OR STICK TO WHAT YOU ALREADY DO PICK FAGS UP OFF THE FLOOR AND JUMP LEANNE STODARTS CAR SHE IS A MINGER (MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN EH)
• Everyone complains about Penrith and how bad it is! EVEN ME! Well, they are all right, but, the really nasty stuuf that goes on, no-one get's to see, it all happens inside of people's houses'. If you think it's bad on the outside, don't bother trying to find out some of the horrid things thats happens which no-one gets to see!!! If you keep yourself to yourself, make a close knit group of trust-worthy friends, and don't go anywhere like blues' or toppers' (where you get bottled for no reason) you could have quite a happy time in Penrith, if you're lucky!
• penrith... need i ssay more?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
• everyone has a serious attitude problem....grow up
• chavs everywere!!!
• the otha taxu drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• It's in the same county as Carlisle. And in the same country as London.
• the worst thing is that all the boy racers in sothend car park because they try and get with little girl! and lap around town all day and nite 24/7!
• south end road car park toilets! if we dint have them then we wudnt have a town full of sluts!
• that the dirty fucks at grammar think they are hard as fuck when they all suck cock
• southend bogs - the car park is alrite but at night the toilets become infested by little slappers and boys on bmx's trying to do tricks over the speed bumps at every opportunity available. sad losers and silly slappers. get a life, if u want to be in southend at least have a car.
• the hole of penrith like qeqs,its a shithole full of swots shaps a much better place no losers like penrith only the main slag debra mclease
• SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
• the charva slappers who go 2 teenie boppers n fink dey r glamour models
• smelt of dog shit when i went.
• The dilapidated cesspool that forms most of this town.
• I WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT IF I LIST THE WORST THINGS
• the town is full of smackheads n newton riggers!!
• Southend Car Park. Full of guys who pretend they can drive when actually they have got small canarys pushing the pedals and iguanas steering the car!!!!
• Druggies, Slappers, Gramma
• the reject skool QUEGS.
• the fucking towny chavas
• the amount of smackheads, crawling the streets fro dusk till dawn,an the crackheads who freak out an shit in the streets
• platform 2, Penrith station. Means you're back.
• also full of smack heads....example smelly wilson aka craig glover
• the ass holes that is almost everyone below year13 at UCC. There all cheeky big headed dumb fuckers.
• fat slappers who shag a doornob for 10 p and slappers who hang round southend with all the charver boyracers fuckin arseholes, they kidnapped me and left me in shap i had to pay 15 quid taxi fare back home you fat niggers
• Drugs is the biggest problem in penrith i find. They need to be sorted out seriously. Too many future generation of kids all doing drugs. Police and community need to put a stop to it.
• paul wilson, he has AIDS and im gonna kill him soon. 18/01/2003
• queggs
• all the druggys and crews that are about, they need to grow up and get on with there lifes lets just knock down Abbots bank and pategill house and all the flats above king fried chicken it would make penrith so much better, but if u do make sure u get leon and daz and his woman out of abbots bank first hehe
• Anyone whos name is tha same as a fruit/veg (plum/spud)
• cunts who nut ppl in toppers for no reason
• there are a few homeless people(tramps) around the penrith area but the one person that brings most laughs just has to be good old roland bateman with his silly voice and his cocker spaniel by his side, he's just the one to talk to!
• stacey house spreading herpes
• Townies, there all smack heads
• DEAN HORN. fat headed bastard, loves himself, thinks he's god. but in reality, he's a shit shag.
• The drugged up, drunk and rather odd guy who insisted in talking to me whilst at the urinal in the warehouse the other night wasn't without its charms but there's something about crossing streams which frankly is JUST WRONG.
• Dour Cumbrians who think it's great that they have lived here for 836 years and nothing interesting has befallen them
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• People do not realise the Celtic connection which was here long before the german-derived language that is English - "Ir Chwyldro Geltaidd, Er Mwyn Y Dyfodol!!!"
• THE ROAD IN!
• The slappers and the serious hard drugs problems. We are talking aerosol cans and sherbert here....
• A particular cleaner in McDonalds mentionin no names(Jenny)nedds some fukin slim fast and can I just say that cleanin up dead chips is all your good for!!!BLEACH AT DAWN!!!!
• That fat tart that works in McDonalds. We feel that cleaning tables is all your worth and you need to go on a fuckin diet Jenny
• Piss-heads, Boy-racers, Junkies, its boring and unfriendly, bigoted, smallminded,all the smart people (that can leave)have!! Oh yeah! Its close to The Lakes and they are very beautiful.
• The road leading in
• The shite life
• Staff in toppers
• The worst thing about Penrith is the little fucking male/female slapers who walk around giving people shit about what hey look like! Most of the people in penrith are so narrow minded it's unbelieveable. The worst thing is the road into this small, little town!!!!!!
• Those Gay Cleaners in MacDonalds who think they are it. U have NO FRIENDS!!!
• THE BLOKES
• That environment agency THING. It's bright pink, and clashes with da grass. And Rheged. It's the most boring place in the whole of Cumbria, including skool.
• pATEGILL HOUSE
• THE CHEEK OF ANYONE WHO IS A SINGLE MUM AND THINKS THAT THE FATHER OF THEIR CHILD SHOULD PAY MAINTENANCE.WHY IT'S ALWAYS THE GIRLS FAULT!!BOYS ARE SO INNOCENT.(OH THE USE OF IRONY AND SARCASN ONCE AGAIN!!)
• SMACK-HEADS, POT-HEADS, DOPERS, SNIFFERS, BOY-RACERS, SLAPPERS, WANNA-BE pubecent GANGSTA boyz and girlz, with their stupid hand gestures postures and general (I'm a different colour and from a hardcore BRONX POSSE or GANG attitudes)
• the worst thing about the whole of penrith is deffinately blues nightclub and the second worst is the diff that have nowt better to do than chase about after us boy racers all night just tryin to catch us doin h brakes and burnouts but never succed in catchin us.
• The slappers who hang about on the bench on sandgate and St.Andrews church yard
• ALL THE DRUGIES
• every now and again the penrith pong appears. There is no skate park or shop.
• Girls Boy Racers (they actually ahve no willies) The slappers that go out with the boy racers, these girls are usually around the age of 12 - 16
• It's been said on many ocasions, BUT i'm sick of those 1 litre lawnmower, waste of space Nova's, AHHHHHHHHHHH, U R SO GAY NOVA BOYS Get a propper job, instead of working at them shitty garages, where u take lunch breaks off to work your slapper yr 11 tart through town in your catapiller rigger boots
• Penrithians.
• The dirty little slappers that hang around south end, praying for one of the kiddie fiddlers to take them in their car! GET A LIFE U SAD FUCKA'S.
• Boy racers (pedophiles) and their girlfriends (dirty little slappers). Did you know that the lasses from south end only hang around there coz its dark and the lads dont see how fucking UGLY they are!
• BOY RACERS. Kill them all. Gettin arested.
• For such a small town there are a lot of big ego's! There's not just the Penrith/Shap mafia thing - you even have Castletown boys who think they are "it" - footballers/rugby players and the like! Makes for a great showdown though when everyone is in the same pub at the same time - fisticuffs at dawn!!
• Southend, need i say more.
• the worst thing about penrith is the stupid small minded a-holes who dont think before they say.Pategill house is NOT i repeat NOT full of smackheads so get a life you immature freaks. You want to see smackheads go look round the public toilets and carelton hall walk.
• all these f**king Novas Yellow ones no names Mr taylor & mr wilson. white ones mr watson & mr holiday mr wilson & tony. Blue ones mr wiseman & mr cowperthaite to many colours and pricks in novas WHY CAN'T U ALL GET SOMETHING ELSE NOVAS ARE TO CRAP & TO F**KING COMMEN
• its on the map
• Weather. Bradys.
• the useless druggies and the un helpful staff at safeway especially that little ginger fella, have a look for him when you are there next
• dead animals on the road and in the air intakes of cars!
• PENRITH.
• The people who slag off southend road.
• Everyone that slags off the carpark!!!!!!
• You will probably have noticed that no-one (except me) has the slightest idea about proper grammar and spelling. This is probably due to their time at Ullswater Community College.
• Paul Coates thinking he is nigel mansell, driving round town in his shed!!
• Blues, Novas, Sheep "Worriers",
• fat birds that do it for 60p
• It's Penrith, and therefor also a bit arse.
• The offs around town - Fair enough but I'm still to hear of a Penrith mob to take it to somewhere else intent with doing a job.By this I mean not all getting pissed first.
• Visit Penrith on any Saturday in Summer and you are bound to witness a wedding - usually builder & hairdresser / young farmer & farmer's daughter - 6 fat bridesmaids in cerise pink marque tents, a red faced bestman and the rest of the town standing round gawping at them( not a lot happens round here!)
• the council
• See above.
• its near Shap
• MITCH TUTTY!!!!! - if you see an alienated freak roaming around the town with a shaggy old black adidas traki top, with crators on his face that are big enough to land in. He says they are comming to get him. KEEP AWAY FROM THIS FREAK HE IS WEIRD AND SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• BLUES, Underage schooly Boppers
• - You are reminded why you don't live here anymore, when you return to see people fighting with the same people - even 5 years on!. Observe a certain group of sisters who are always seen out with each other as they have started fights with everyone else and only have each other left to drink with! ( You know who you are!!)
• If you walk into a pub everybody turns to look at you, and the old man playing chess in the corner tells you to 'keep to the roads, lads'. Shocking. And the home-made pentangles on the walls look far too realistic for my liking.
• The rednecks who converge from the hills on Saturday nights to get drunk, fail to pull in Toppers and fight with Penrithians/Police/anyone instead!
• Take the rudest person you've ever met, add in a lust for random violence, multiply for a billion: thats your standard Penrithean on a good day. Of course there are nice people, after all, not all tourists are annoying. The boy racers in south end road car park, who have no lives or personalities so they sit with their engines running and periodicly honk their horns.
• Too many police cars patroling the town, they should be in larger towns where the crime rate is higher!!
• It seems nowhere is without some drugs problems.
• Chucking out time at 'Blues' nightclub (or any other for that matter). Is it a case of rural violence? Still, its OK in the day time, and OK at night if you're a real heavyweight.
• Reluctance of people to part with their money except for N-reg Mercedes
• The Penrith Pong, a stench which hovers about in the area from time to time caused by some industrial activity of some sort.
• The miniature golf course behind the castle near the bowling greens ;-P We didn't get to stay long enough.
• Nothing to do and some of the people arent exactly what id call nice an unhappy school life was spent in this town oh and absolutly no male tottie.

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Last updated: 2011-12-03