The Worst Things in Perth, Tayside*

The entirely missable and worth mentioning because of it

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The Worst Things

• Town consists of neds, toffs and students, all of you, kindly burn.
• The traffic, WE NEED THAT FOURTH BRIDGE Friday at 5:00 on Atholl street, tay street, bridge end dunkeld road, the whole city centre, dundee road it all comes to a standstill, if a car break down or theres an accident then theres huge gridlock.
• Hanging baskets of flowers
• the bastards in 2c balgowan road,
• Seeing the same old faces wearing the same old tacky clobber weekend in, weekend out.
• Gossip, nothing stays secret for long - everyone in Perth is connected in someway or another. Not the friendliest or most attractive people in the world.
• The climate of fear. The pathetic attempt to imitate Glasgow and Edinburgh. The fact that it's not really a city anyway (only 5 in Scotland, Perth ain't one).

• Midnight curfew! Probably too slow if your under 30 Lack of clubs (but would they be permitted to stay open after 2pm anyway?!) Don't close our hospital!! (PRI)
• the people that want to fight you all the time and the racers that think 70 mph is a good speed for the city centre traffic
• muirton and the st.columbas
• The Lade running thru Perth - full of rats Blazing Squad wannabes - there's hunners of 'em That Bar/Ice Factory
• If you're a hardcore shopper then its your worst nightmare - i can go round all the shops in an hour. Try Glasgow.
• Everything And Townsley's, if they're traveller's how come they're still here?
• dundee is too near, st johnstone are doing soooo bad this season

• people who dont like sk8ers
• Minks. Security guards. Old people. Polis. Skool. Froot Booters.
• Ahhh, boring, repetitive, narrow minded small town life.... what on earth is there not to like?!
• Perth's proximity to Dundee is undoubtedly the worst thing aboot the city.
• The local paper- how they manage to fill that much paper with "news" I'll never know.
• Perth Chat/Gossip/Rumours and the narrow minded people.The North a
• Swimming Pool
• there is nothing to do, that's why i moved to London!
• the people and their small minded attitudes
• There's nothing to do here!

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