The Worst Things in Peterhead, Aberdeenshire*

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• oiii tinks from the broch learn to fucking spell ie. get a dictionary oh and consider getting glasses because have you seen the state of the quine but her sister if even more minging.
• hahahaahahahahah ...face it your pal emma is a tink LOL, fits at smell anyway ohhh wait.
• SANDRA MORGAN SHAGS ABDYS LADS HAS I CLAP LITTLE MINK, FOLLOWS IN HER MITHERS FITSTEPS
• The worst thing about Peterhead is screwed up folk who slag off beautiful quines like Emma Culley cos they are pig ugly and soo jealous of other people. If half the folk in this town had a tenth of Emma Culleys looks then what a glamorous town it would be.
• fa ever rote ess must nae hae a fkn life cus 1 emma culley is a bonnie quine and 2 clare cardwell isnae a slut so fa rote ess better bloody grow up and grow a pair!!!!!!!
• fa ever rote ess must nae hae a fkn life cus 1 emma culley is a bonnie quine and 2 clare cardwell isnae a slut so fa rote ess better bloody grow up and grow a pair!!!!!!!
• dont slag the broch ibused to bide there idiots
• HOW DARE YOU slag emma she is gourgoues and she is fine as bits. if you slag her again you will have to speak to me ok? *annoymas*
• well lets start with fucking crossfolds cresent its the biggest shit hole in peterhead along with leask avenue Big Bad Junkie Martin Reid and His Cuz Budd (peter ellis) think they are the dogs bullocks of crossfolds well sorry guys you arnt Martin's mum (DOG)Michelle she is something else sitting upsatirs smoking weed all day spending our taxes to fund there habbit for fuck sake im sorry the reids are the bigges tinks martin reid needs to dye hair and just maybe consider having a wash and now after he has battered somone he is gonna escape on his little moped lol. Now on to buchanhaven some credit your not as bad as xfolds so im sorry stinky watsons andrew its time you and your family and the house got fumeigated and tell your dad to stop being fraud and stealing benefits. Emma culley im sorry your not fucking bonnie your fucking munting you look so like a dog you and michelle would get along just fine. recbeca chester fucking hell min you need a face lift. and for fucksake what is it with folk in this hell whole thinking they are world champion kick boxers cause take a look in the mirror cause your nae learn to read and write and clean out the vent my friend you know who you are oh and il just clarify never go to peterhead the place is shit hole oh And martin mummy wants you to go lick you clean after all your her pup!
• scottish week is about as useful as putting glitter on a shit
• MARTIN REID you better watch because he might feel the need to run you doon on his moped just because he so mental if you know this ginger cunt i suggest you phone 999 and report him because lets face it he is going to be behind bars most of his life anyway absolute minkin just like his mum well and his sister to be honest
• MARTIN REID a faggot that bides in crossfolds thinks he is an absolute nutter shags anything that moves lost his V at 9 SOLID , thinks he is cool as fuck mental ginger his house deserves to be set alight whilst he is still in it he fuckin reeks and smokes drugs but dont mess or you will have a dog to deal with welcome to MICHELLE REID she's a hell of a mut quite aggresive one day someones going to take her to the vet to get her put down YVONNE REID a fuckin munt with a row houses for teeth looks like she escaped from a animal enclosure PETER BEAGRIE a child molester also known as the CODFATHER but dont mess or he will rape you he tends to go for the younger generation females ages 13 upwards but boys beware aswell basically there all a bunch of smackhead tinks that think there the dogs bollocks MARTIN REID unstraps quines bras in the middle of the street personally i think he is following in the footsteps of PETER BEAGRIE
• Barry Fucking Calder....a wee prick who shouldn't be walking the face of the Earth, along with all those pricks in the Buchaness who all pretend to like each other. To all the decent folk leave this dump to the Lithuanians and junkies. your better than this place.
• I would need a couple hundred years to list em!
• Being to close to that stinking hovel full of retards called the "Broch"
• nae Peterheeders left Full o foreigners
• the worst things to b honest is all the aul men trying 2 pay young lassies 4 sexual favours they blatently cum up n ask
• Fiona McGuire
• This is a good , well run town unlike most of scotland where i have DJ'd, you are ill informed tit's. UPDATE your 'homework' before you broadcast it, i'm sure you are aware of what can happen next.... IP ifringment etc.!!!!
• Everything!
• It never leaves you.
• It peterheed its total crap and also the worst place 54 cordner court a slapper stays there party every week and im sure she will sleep with you she does everyone else but beware wouldnt want you to catch anything
• the place is a shit hole onyny
• kiddy fiddlers fae towerhill cad wayne buchan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he got a hyden fae a brocher n he was gettin heaps o folk.....how fuckin sad eh?!!
• the weather
• Slappers
• ELISABETH BRUCE HAS SKIDD MARKS ON ER PANTS TRIES 2 HIDE EMSLACK PUSSSY CANT STOP FANNY FARTIN. HER FANNYS LIKE STREAKY BACON.HAS A FAMILY OF LITTLE CRABS LIVIN IN ER PUBES.
• Peterhead is a dreadful dreadful place. Only go here is you must. There is absoloutly nothing good about Peterhead. The people are only friendly for about 2 minutes or until your back is turned, whichever is quickest! This is one horrible town, the locals only live here because they would not be accepted anywhere else. Please take this seriously, this place should be sunk at sea.
• ATHIN
• everything its a shit hole rife wi slapper n guys tht think they r hard dnt try 2 hold a convo here 2 wud get better sence talking to a stonned pig!
• all of it !!!
• The place is full of Fuckwits, What part of sex offenders register don't they understand!! It is the saddest most depressing dire excuse for a hole to live in that exists in world. If you want to do us all a favour i'll pay for the bullets! Peterhead must stand for pedophile rehab is some strange east coast language that you can only understand if your mother is also your sister! Peterhead proves that weapons of mass desruction are a good thing!!! I doubt you'll be able to read this if you are from Petehead let alone use a computer you retard idiots.
• The proliferation of hard drugs. They keep us real.
• The smell of diesel from the boats.
• fuk knows....havin a sore nob : )
• There are honestly far to many to list, lets just say i'm thinking of moving to the Bronx in New York for a better life.
• arriving
• Crossfolds
• Buchanhaveners. Drivers beware, the kids will have your alloys off before you can even see their cigarette smoke. All girls from this region are fat, noisy sluts. The boys are all heroine addicts with BO complications. The women are too obese to walk, with straw for hair and yellow teeth. The men are permanent alcoholics even though they are banned from every pub in scotland.
• The gravies, home to the lowest form of evolution.
• its nae the broch...
• the broch is ace!!!
• u peterheed fucks are full of child molesters and rapists bomb u cunts
• SKANKY HOS LIKE ALENA RITCHIE
• ALIVE!!ONLY KIDDIN!!!
• PETERHEAD
• Being there
• The Burbury Crew! Less is more! Head to toe- there is no fuckin need! Also everyone knows who you are and what your doing and who your doing!
• all the little sluts who try every nite 2 get in as much cars as possible!! i.e kirstin martin & her "cool" crew, (u know who u r!!) or do i need 2 name u all??? ok then here goes!!! tiffany, joanne emslie, becky cordiner, clare cardwell, leonie brembner etc GET A FUCKIN LIFE U FREAKS!!!! FAE THE GURU
• The following peolpe need 2 get a life: kirstin martin, tiffany, becky cordiner, joanne emslie, leonie brembner, clare cardwell & all u other little sluts who walk the spinnin route every nite tryin t get a spin!!!!!!!!!! U BUNCH OF UGLY SLUTS NEED 2 GET A GRIP O YERSELS!!!
• go down the harbour if you want a quckie u will find plenty o prossies....
• the road to the broch
• the road to the broch
• Dawn Bailey standing on a street corner waiting for the next punter to come along!(( little fucking slag!)
• PETERHEAD
• Passion and Conti
• A THE SLUTS FA THINK THEY CAN GET ANY BOY AND STEEL OUR LADS
• Peterhead has a reputation for lots of smackheads, and the Brochers think they are cool slagging us off but at least we don't bang in to a smackhead every corner we turn.
• All the ugly males that walk around like they are something GOOD . Sorry to tell you boys but get a face job and maybe u won't look too much like arse.
• peterheaders are a a binch o poshers! fae a BROCHER!!!!!!! fuck u!
• The amount of inbreeding that goes on between the buchans, strachans etc has led to a very weak gene pool tending towards mental illness that is sadly self perpetuating and linked to peterheads upper classes.
• my worst thing has to be ,,not enough nice looking girls!!!!
• Hello! As a lifetime resident in the Bloo Toon, and still fairly young, I say that it is about time that the local councillors, polititians and the council got their acts together and started to get some more leisure facilities like a Ten Pin Bowling Alley/Ice Skating/Fun Park or the like! We no longer even have a Cinema!!! (It was replace by YET ANOTHER alcohol venue (A nightclub called "Passion") The name says it all!!
• The A90 heading north into Peterhead
• FISHY SMELL.
• Whingers who put the place down but still stay here
• THE PETERHEADERS AND THE BROCHERS NEED TO GROW AND GET A LIFE AND STOP FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER HAVE THEY NEVER OF THE PHRASE LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
• the worst thing about Peterhead is the sad gossips and tarts.The loons in the broch think that the slags fae here are nice(but ats jist cus they cane thy'l get their leg ower!)But us quines fae the broch hate yous so quit coming throughto the broch and steeling our lads!!!
• Quite the most appalling place I have ever had the misfortune to live in. Horribly insular people.
• death
• If the world needs an enema, Peterhead's where they will put the tube.
• stinky fannies
• The people! What a bunch of fucking inbred fools! Hey I know lets all marry our relatives! Jesus! Then theres all the fucking arseholes who consider themselves good living - tell you what you'll all burn in hell for shagging your relatives! The collective attitude of the people is brilliant i.e. if you have more than one brain cell then you hae something wrong with you and we shall try and beat the livin shite out of you at any possible opportunity we can! What you are never told about the good old Bloo Toon is its full of LATENT HOMOSEXUALS who are so frustrated that all they can do is turn there rampant sexual deviant desires into violence and then blame drink! But hey its all right we can all go out on a saturday and take drugs and beat the shite out of someone 'cos then we can go to church or 'the meeting' on sunday and atone for all our sins! Fucking great eh! The place better hope I never get access to Nuclear Warheads because I know where I'll be putting them - do the world a favour and stop liviing!
• The place!
• peterhead is full of tinks . the folk fae the broch academy r coming to kick ye in at e next broch peterhead game
• Probably the job situation. A lot of young people in Peterhead just manage through School to get a job in the fishing industry. Their expectations are low. Youngsters who want to achieve are bullied and it is not much of an encouragement. Some are so rich that they just want to marry another rich person and have babies and a fishing boat. When some people marry in Peterhead they get everything - sometimes even a house. They don't have to work, save or live in the real world.
• The A90 to Peterhead
• my enemies. the academy pupils' hierarchy system.the smell.certain candidates...
• The town is unbelievably narrow minded - you will find this out if you ever move away. There is no place for individualism, expression, homosexuality, intelligence... Everyone has to conform to the norm or else you won't be accepted. Thank goodness I escaped the autocratic town and now enjoy celebrating democracy!!!
• To close to the "Broch"
• The roads gan into peterheed!!
• The amount of drugs floating about the place. It should all be sortted out but the police are to scared to get them they are more interested on get the under age drinkers, what a place.
• everybody elses narrow mind who only rate you for what you look like, how much money you have, if you are stunningly gorgeous, got a nice car or have a big house! SCREW YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
• I lived in the sorry excuse for a town for 15 years, and never felt (a) at home or (b) welcome. It is a hell-hole. Do not, on any account, ever visit Peterhead. It is full of inbreeds, violent no-brained wankers who would sooner beat you up than tell you the time. Probably because they can't tell the time.
• STINK OF FISH.
• It is I Fetus, I'm here to warn AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!! I've just been hit over the face with spade! what I was going to warn you about was the violence, and that was evidence of what goes on in Peterhead - Watch yourself or you could end up looking like me.
• Small minded, Small town attitude at its very worst. Take my advice - get out as soon as you possibly can. Royston Vasey has nothing on Peterhead.
• The gossip is unbelievable! The people who start the accusations (stirrers) are very sad individuals. The closing down of Drummonds.
• The gossips and do nothings like .....
• The road in.
• In a word: PETERHEAD
• Going out at any other time.
• Full of druggies. People always compete with each other to see who has the best Jacket, the biggest house, the fastest car. People hang about in cliques. Religious people are the worst though - Evil kiniving and snobbish people. Every second car is a Vauxhall - People think Vauxhall Vectras are Gods gift to cars - They are as common as muck even though they have been voted as being the worst car in Britain!!! Peterhead is only 17 miles away. Not a lot to do. Too many Police Speed Traps and Cameras on the roads.

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Last updated: 2012-01-18