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The Worst Things
  • The Kebab shop after hours!!! You can gurantee at least two mutilated kebabs strewn over someone's garden or in the road, mostly unwanted cabbage and onions, every morning!
  • being refered to as orpington, but this place is a far nicer.and not apart of that Shxx hole
  • Boring suburban hell-hole!
  • The little pikey wannabes which manifest themselves around the town. They tend to have wigger tendencies (eg fucking moronic and incomprehensible accents, a vague grasp of the English language, hoodies) and hang around trying to look hard. A common haunt is Petts Wood station where these wasters may well apporach you, but of course will do fuck all as they have no guts at all, and . Cheap and harmless fabrications of the thugs found in places like Cray, Welling, Bexleyheath, in fact anywhere on the dreaded 51 bus route. They weren't here 5 years ago... The Daylight or the Sovereign at chucking out time.
  • sovereign of the seas pub
  • Nothing for the younger people to do so to relieve boredom or just because they are a bunch of yobs, they go around smashing stuff, graffittying everywhere, stealing cars and breaking into them. If it wasn't for the yobs, Petts Wood would be a top place.
  • It's the epitome of dull suburbia.
  • The residents, I didn't say earlier but I think they evicted the guy that used to sell the Big Issue.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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